La li ho! OMIGOD! I'm sooooooo sorry this took long! It's just...school...and...work...and...i have a fever...and...melon. Oo

HAHA! Also, i needed the time to refresh my randomness...look! a penny! Anywho, i will now continue my random/funny/random/banana/random/PG-13/random/hippos/ and the complete randomness of...DISCO!

Chapter 3

As Shuichi and Yuki continue their journey (FINALLY!), Tom (Aka: Fujisaki) waved his good bye with his pet pig, stanly, which he stole 2 minutes ago.

2 minutes earlier

" Tom, were gonna go! Thanks for everything!...Tom? " yelled shuichi saying his goodbyes clueless to Tom location. All of a sudden, Tom comes brusting through the doors.

" Where the hell were YOU? " questioned Yuki.

Fujisaki gasped, " I GOTS ME A PIGGY!"

" Where from?" questioned the pink haired boy.

"...a farm..."

Yuki and shuichi just left Tom standing there as Tom stared at the butterfly.

Present time

" Hey, Yuki..where are we?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

"...I'm bored...I wanna go to disney land! Please!"

"what..?"

"LOOK! Up in the sky! " yelled shuichi. Yuki looked up suddenly amazed.

'What...the...fuck...' thought the blond man. The fly thing was stalking them. Circling...and circling...and...cirlcing..

"I'm dizzy..."

" Shhhhhhh... shuichi, just shut up!"

"...now i'm hungry!"

"Here, " Yuki handed Shu an banana, " Eat this and SHUT. UP." Shuichi starred at they banana. The Flying thing continued to circle and circle until-

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" the bird falls from...the banana shuichi through. The bird lands in the water.

" OH DEAR! I'm wet and OH NO! I got banana all over me!" turns out the bird was Sakano, now cleaning his suit with a hankerchief. (Pretty please ignore the spelling errors.)

Back to the other guys

" Why the hell did you through the banana?" yelled Yuki.

"...it looked icky. It was all brown with-" Shuichi froze to see a castle. The castle...of Disney Land.

" DISNEY LAND! OMIGOD! Let's go! Please, Yuki! PLEASE!" begged shuichi. Yuki looked at the map. The scary thing is that...this is the castle of...the villian. (Touma!)

"...okay. Shuichi,...let's go."

"Yay! Imma gonna find Mickey! MICKEY! " shuichi runs into a rock. Upon the rock was the guard to the castle-

"Mr. Sakuma? Omigod! HI! I-"

"Tell me your name, status, reports, criminal record and why the hell you have pink hair, Na no da?"

" uh...I'm Shuichi...I live in Tyoko...I have a band called 'Bad Luck'...I have no criminal record...and why the hell do you have...THAT..color hair?"

" ummm.."

"...Oh, Na no da..."

" Welcome aboard! Here's a torthy!"

" I always wanted to be President!"

" So, Shuichi, what are you gonna do now?"

" I'm gonna go to Disney Land!"

" You pass! You may enter!"

"Yay!"

"Oh yeah, don't go on the little tea-cup ride...it made me sick, Na no da."

"Oh! That's for the warning! Bye! C'mon Yuki! " Shuichi ran into the land of magical dreams while Yuki starred aghasted. Ryuichi finally noticed him.

"Who are you?"

"uhhhh...Yuki."

"Good enough for me, Na no da! Y' know this job sucks! I'm soooo Fuckin bored! I mean, all i do is sit around waiting for people to come and when they do they either commit suicide or the trough car parts at me..it hurts soo bad! I can't take the pain- can i come wit you two..please...?"

"Join the party!" Yuki continued to walk into the land of the mouse. Ryu followed. They then looked for shuichi who was on a rollar coaster.

" Whoa...that. Was. SWEET! LET'S GO AGAIN! LET'S GO AGAIN!"

"Shuichi, were gonna go find our enemy and-"

" Yo! Yuki guy! I found him!" came the fimiliar voice of ryuichi in the distance.

" Found who?"

" My boss...Touma."

"TOUMA!" yelled shuichi.

"Yes, Mr. Shindou." asked Touma who some how came up behind them. Shuichi fell from the supprise.

" Boss, how do you know him?" questioned the ex-guard.

" Because Ryuichi...i am also HIS boss."

" NOOOOOOO! " yelled shuichi," ...wait! I knew that!"

"You did? So YOUR in this too, huh? Trator! Trator!" yuki continued to call shuichi a trator. Shuichi began too cry. Ryuichi joined in too, just for fun.

" Silience!" demanded the villian. A bolt of lighting strike Touma.

" Woah..." responded Ryu. Everyone else starred.

" Dammit! Sakano! I told you...'FIX THE DAMN LIGHTING MACHINE THINGY THAT I BOUGHT OFF EBAY'!"

"I thought it was Layaway, Boss."

"Umm...Mr.Seguchi, " began the pink hair boy still crying, " w-why do you wnat to destroy the...world?"

"hmmmm...good question, Shindou-san...should i tell in song or the other way?"

"OTHER WAY PLEASE!" They all yelled.

" Okey dokey! Its easier explained that way! Okay, here goes...I don't know..."

This is everyone's reaction... Oo

" Is there ANOTHER reason?" asked Yuki tryed not to kill Seguchi.

"uhhh..YEAH! I was bored.."

"OMIGOD! " Yuki then fell over. Ryuichi turn and started poking him with a stick. Shuichi walks up to the bored villian with no life. ( In this story...Please don't eat me Kyoko! --)

" Seguchi...you could do many things! like.. video games-"

"what?"

"...uhh, okay. How about Tv-"

"Destroyed it."

"Ummm...computer?"

"huh?"

"DAMMIT! DO WHATEVER! JUST DON'T DESTROY THE WORLD!"

touma just stood there.

"...what?...Oh! Okay! Gotcha, Shindou-san." Touma then ran off into a lake. ( Why a lake? Where did it come from? It came from...NORWAY! I bought it! )

"Phew! " shuichi sighed in relief. A sudden noise poped up.

' bomb will explode the world in 20 seconds..."

Shuichi turns around to see Sakano lighting the bomb.

"MR.SAKANO! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?"

" My master wants the world destroyed and i will help him!"

"...why?"

"I have no life!"

" Duh! Everyone knows!"

"oh...what should i do?'

"...uhh..live a life as a squirrel? I don't know! Whatever!"

" Okay then!" Sakano flys away and shuichi, once again, sighs in relief...until-

' bomb will explode in 3...2...1...'

' AWW! SHIT!' thought shuichi before the world blew up. And then beatings coming outta know where. And then...water?

Shuichi's eyes flew open to see ryuichi with a bucket in his hands. Also, in the backround, Touma hold oranges...aiming at shuichi...

"He did it!" responded touma thoughing the oranges to his brother-in-law.

"What...the hell-"

"Shuichi...you didn't wake up and we were worried, Na no da!"

"i...didn't?"

"Nope," said the novelist in the backround.

"You were in a deep sleep." came a voice near the door. It was Hiro...just behind many...MANY...people. ( Though it was practically everyone in his dream..except-)

"Where's Sakano?" asked the pink haired boy when he turned and looked out the window. "Is he flying, Mr.Seguchi?"

"Wha?" Touma turned to the window with a sweatdrop.

" Shuichi, you okay." asked shuichi's best friend.

"Pickel fred ate hoarses with mountain dew, CHIPMUNK!"

Everyone starred at shuichi's stupidity.

Everyone then thought, ' Well...he's normal...i guess...'

" Well...we gotta go! Good bye Eiri! Take Care, Shindou-san! " said the president of NG. After Seguchi left, everyone left as well. It was quiet until.

"Shuichi...do you know where ALL our plates have gone?" questioned Yuki.

Shuichi just froze right there.

"uhhhh...mimes came and took them."

"I knew this day would come...damn mimes..." mummbled Yuki as he walked out. Shuichi just starred at the door surpised to see Yuki believed him. Shuichi then giggled and fell of the bed.

THE END

Yes, an odd,odd,odd,odd,odd,odd,odd,odd,random,odd,odd,ending. Sadly, this story pretty much sucked on my account. I shall work HARDER! Well PRETTY PLEASE! READ ANYMORE STORIES I MAY WRITE IN THE FUTURE AND REVIEW! YAYYY!