Picnic Errors

I look at the calendar in my lab, noticing the circled date. Since I was a little girl, I had always made it a habit if circling dates that were deemed important. Ofcourse, the more I grew the more different things became important. For instance, when I was ten years old, I would circle the day my father had promised to take me to the park, and the wonderful thing about it was he would rent the entire park for me all day, no crowds, no tickets, no lines! Just me and a few choice friends.

When I was fourteen I circled the date mom promised to take me to the hair dresser for my first perm. She even allowed me the liberty of choosing the style I most desired.

Those were good memories.

Now, I've continued that tradition, I've circled the date that would be, eleven months from now, our one year anniversary. I know I'm rushing things. How am I so sure we will last one year! No, we will last, this time I know the man is in for the long haul, i hope.

I know he doesn't care much for 'stupid human traditions', but I do and I will continue my countdown till that blessed one year anniversary.

Glancing through my window I hear the usual hum of the Gravity Chamber. I wish he wouldn't train so much. No scratch that, I wish he would spend this one afternoon with me just relaxing, that's all I ask.

I've left him alone most of the time, mostly because I myself am busy with a current C.C. project and I know that he is accustomed to doing things without concerning himself with how other people are affected by his actions.

Standing up and stretching my limbs I wonder what have I gotten myself into. He will never be as close or... clingy as Yamchua was even though he was cheating. And he will never observe any anniversary, unless I point it out that is and bribe him to take part.

sigh-

"At least I know he doesn't lie, well he hasn't done so before. So why should he start now."

Walking into the kitchen I decided to make some lunch. To go. Determined that I will persuade him to join me for a simple picnic today, whether his majesty likes it or not.

Making the usual mountain of food, and packaging enough beer so that he doesn't have any excuse to leave I encapsulated the food.

I ran upstairs to change out of my jeans and T-shirt, it's summer after all and one must wear the appropriate attire. An nice short flowing yellow spaghetti strap summer dress. I picked up my pink bikini suite, smiling as I just realize that I know the perfect spot for our picnic. A spot well
equipped with nice leafy trees to provide shade and a watering hole so that we can cool of after our meal.

As I finished dressing I heard the front door slam, right on time, this man is like clock work you can set your watche by his habits, breakfast at 7:30, lunch at 12:00 dinner at 8:00.

"Woman, where is my lunch?"

Riiiiinnnnngggg Riiiiiinnnnggggg

"Hold your horses just let me answer the phone and I'm all yours. Hello...Hi Chi what's up?...Dinner oh I don't know I have a presentation tonight to the Board and I'm not sure when I'll be home...How about tomorrow night? Fine I'll see you then. Bye."

Wow it's has been a long time since Chichi invited me out to dinner, I wonder what's on her mind.

"Woman!"

Oh yeah, I forgot Vegeta was waiting for me, damn now that he is upset how am I going to persuade him to join me for our picnic? I'll just go in and make my proposal, besides I'm always at my best when I have to think on my feet, so to speak. Fluffing my hair and raising my breast I
headed into the kitchen, after all a woman has to take advantage of all the weapons in her arsenal.

"Vegeta...how would you feel about having lunch at a picnic site today?"
He sat staring at me

"What's wrong with where I usually eat?"

"Nothing, I was just thinking that it would be nice to eat out in the sunshine for a change. Hmmmm how bout it?" I batted my blue eyes at him for more effect. This move always worked with daddy and Yamchua.

"Fine, as long as I eat." He got up from the table and walked outside, then suddenly he stopped, turned around and look me dead in the eye

"Don't think it's because you made that stupid childish facial expression, I'm not Yamchua."

Then in one swift motion he picked me up and floated above the ground
"Where?"

"Ah, well if I had my helicopter I could easily find the spot, since it's in the machine memory bank."

"Just point in the direction woman."

"O.K. OK., that way" I pointed west and he took of. It wasn't regularly Vegeta carries me in this fashion, usually he would just slug me over his shoulder and that's it. Now I could sit easily in his arms wind blowing in my hair and we flew over the city. It wasn't a bad view from this height, it
doesn't look choked by smog and you can't see the dreadful midday traffic. This was definitely the best way to fly. I rested my head into his chest listening to his soothing heart beat.

I didn't know when I fell asleep or how long I've been asleep. I was only awoken by the sounds of water splashing. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and looked towards the sound, Wait a minute, this isn't my spot, where am I?

"Vegeta where are we?"

"Since you decided to fall asleep I simply chose a spot. You make it seem as if you don't get enough sleep."

Well how would you know whether I sleep or not, most time you train until dawn, and almost always sleep in the Gravity Chamber.

"I've been working on a project for C.C. I've spent most nights in my lab."

grunt-

"Besides you hardly sleep yourself..."

"Yeah, but you don't see me falling asleep in the middle of the day." He stepped out of the river, stark naked, water dripping form his almost perfect body. The man was never one for modesty.

"Well..." I continued my argument, determined not to be distracted "I sometimes wonder if you even sleep at home at all!" I stood placing my hands on my hips for emphasis. "It's been what, four days now! I mean you don't even come in to to check if I'm O.K. or not...!"

"I'm not your mother woman."

"What have you been doing at nights Vegeta! Surely it's not all training!"
I should have stopped when he glared at me, but I was never one to back down from a fight.

"I do not report my actions to anyone, least of all you!"

"Oh really, then what have you been doing all these years working for Freeza huh!" The words flew out my mouth before I even got a chance to think about the consequences. Without uttering a word he marched towards me and flung me over his shoulder, and headed back to the Capsule
Corp. compound. Throughout the entire trip I continuously screamed for him to put me down. He just ignored my appeals and increased his speed. Then when I thought I was about to through-up from the speed and the awkward position he deposited me unceremoniously on the ground.

Then he walked into the Gravity Chamber, not once looking behind him. When the door slammed shut, I knew I wouldn't be seeing him for a while

"Stupid, can't keep your mouth shut." -sigh- I wasn't hungry anymore.

Two hours later I was in my room preparing to leave for my meeting with the Board of Directors. I'll apologize to Vegeta when I get home. Besides, he needs some time to cool of.

TBC...

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