AN: Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia, Poptarts, and other brand name stuffs.
Kratos stared deeply into the window. It was nighttime on Symphonia. The night was always so calming. It was the time where Lloyd and Zelos would shut up, where Colette wouldn't be able to trip, where Kratos could have a sophisticated conversation with Raine. Despite how he betrayed his companions brutally they welcomed him back with open arms, even though they tried not to. Lloyd and the others didn't give a second thought as to whether let Kratos come back or not and let him rejoin and they tried their hardest to keep themselves on guard. In those times Kratos thought that no one would talk to him averagely again, he would've been able to live with it…eventually.
"Raine still talked to me" Kratos thought, "Lloyd and Colette too!"
They trusted Kratos no matter what.
"I'm tired of letting people down! This freaking planet can be run by someone else!" Kratos said.
"You say that now but you'll come back" Yuan commented.
"Pack your bags Yuan! We're staying on Symphonia!" Kratos blurted.
Where's your head at, at, at, at...
techno music
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
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Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
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Don't let the walls cave in on you
We can't evolve alone without you
Don't let the walls cave in on you
We can't evolve alone without you
Don't let the walls cave in on you
You get what you give that much is true
Don't let the walls cave in on you
You turned the world away from you
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
techno music
You have now found yourself
Trapped in this incomprehensible maze
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Don't make it easy on yourself
Where's your head at
Got to get...
Got to get...
Got to get...
Got to get...
techno music
Where's your head at...
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
Don't let the walls cave in on you
We can't evolve alone without you
Don't let the walls cave in on you
We can't evolve alone without you
Where's your head at
Where's your head at
We can't evolve alone without you
We can't evolve alone without you
The Reunion of Friends Begins
That night on Symphonia, Dirk was abruptly awoken by the sounds of crashing. Lloyd ran into his room.
"Dad, are you okay!" Lloyd blurted.
"I'm fine, Lloyd" Dirk replied.
"Thanks a lot you jackass, you destroyed my ship" a voice hollered.
"My bad, I guess your ship is more complicated than I thought" another voice replied.
"Dad?" Lloyd asked.
"Lloyd?" Kratos replied.
"What the hell did you do to Noishe's Pen?" Lloyd exclaimed.
"I'm fine. Thanks for asking" Kratos said sarcastically.
" Sorry" Lloyd replied.
"Bark Bark Pant Licks Yuan" was Noishe's reply.
"I never was a dog person" Yuan said.
"What are you doing here?" Lloyd asked.
"Another visit" Kratos said.
"Are you going to stay this time? "Lloyd asked.
"Depends" Kratos replied.
"Lloyd! I saw something crash so--" Genis said, "Kratos!"
"So this is what happened" Raine commented as she ran in.
"We missed ya" Genis said.
"Can we go home now, I'm freezing" Raine commented.
"We bring blankets from beyond the stars" Yuan blurted.
"What is your problem?" Kratos asked.
"Nothing" Yuan said. A beer bottle rolled out of the ship.
"You were driving drunk!" Kratos exclaimed.
"Wrong, I was driving tipsy" Yuan replied.
"I'll kill you" Kratos blurted as he grabbed Yuan's shirt.
"Sorry, Geez" Yuan said. Kratos sighed exasperatedly.
"Anyway, is there anywhere here where we can stay?" Kratos asked.
"Genis' house is bigger" Lloyd said.
"Alright then, Yuan carry the luggage" Kratos ordered.
"Why should I?" Yuan asked.
"So I won't make you pay for my ship" Kratos hissed.
School
It was history class. Raine was writing things on the board and the whole class was bored. Suddenly Kratos and Yuan busted in with light sabers and were fighting. They were both dressed as ninjas. Kratos was the black ninja and Yuan was the white ninja. Yuan threw shurikens and Kratos evaded them with his sword. He jumped in the air and shot fireballs.
"You-are-dishonorable" Kratos said, "FIRE BALL"
"I-only-flirted-with-your-girlfriend-once" Yuan replied.
Kratos attacked once more and flipped the sword out of Yuan's hands.
"I-win! Gimme-my-$20!" Kratos blurted. Yuan took off his mask.
"Damn-you" Yuan blurted.
"Kratos! Yuan! What the hell are you doing here!" Raine blurted.
"Well Yuan said that he could beat me in a sword fight…so we fought as ninjas and somehow ended up here." Kratos replied.
"At least we didn't smash anything" Yuan said.
"So it's all okay now, right?" Kratos asked.
"Okay? OKAY?" Raine blurted.
Raine took the light saber from Yuan and attacked Kratos. Kratos jumped back, turned on his saber and fought back. The class, and Yuan, cheered on whoever while Genis hid away into a book and Lloyd was taking bets. Even Colette was cheering.
"Why the hell are you so angry?" Kratos asked.
"Breaking in right at my history class!" Raine blurted.
"History, I get it" Kratos said, "MULTI - SPREAD!"
Multiple walls of water sprung out from nowhere and went up and down at a random pace. Raine stopped in place was shaking in her boots.
"You-are-a-worthy-opponent" Kratos said panting, "Take-my-$20"
"Neat! Money!" Raine exclaimed.
Yuan picked up his sword and left.
Friends
Lloyd was in the forest doing whatever when ……..
"BUMPKIN!" a majorly familiar voice blurted.
"Zelos, what are you doing here?" Lloyd asked.
"I'm looking for my Voluptuous Hunny. She's hiding somewhere in this city, I know it" Zelos said.
"I see" Lloyd said.
"Post me up if you see her, bye" Zelos said.
With that the Gigolo left. Lloyd walked around some more and there popped up Sheena.
"Is he gone?" Sheena asked.
"Who?" Lloyd asked.
"Zelos, you moron!" Sheena blurted crossly.
"Oh, yeah. Oh yeah! I need to post him up" Lloyd said.
"No! I'm running away from him" Sheena blurted.
"Oh" Lloyd replied.
Random Pulls
The class was waiting for Zelos to arrive.
"Where could he be?" Lloyd muttered.
"He's coming…he's just chasing Sheena." Colette said cheerfully.
"But I thought it was supposed to be the other way around" Genis commented.
"After the therapy, Sheena calmed down and not only does she really like Yuan now, Zelos is high on pop-tart sandwiches and is chasing her" Colette said.
"How do you know all this?" Lloyd asked.
"Raine" was Colette only reply.
"HELLO BUMPKINS! I'LL BE BACK SHORTLY, I HAVE TO GO AFTER MY SHE-SHE!" Zelos blurted.
"Leave me alone!" Sheena yelled.
As the two were running around Sheena bumped into Kratos.
"Hi Kratos, have you seen Yuan" Sheena said.
"o0?" was Kratos' reply.
"HE'S MINE!" Raine blurted as she grabbed Kratos' arm.
Sheena grabbed the other arm and the two started fighting.
"My She-she !" Zelos blurted.
Zelos grabbed onto Sheena's arm whose other arm yanked Kratos and Raine took his other arm. Yuan walked in and Sheena immediately let go of Kratos arm and took Yuan's arm only to have Yuan hold onto Raine's arm to keep balance and Raine held on to Kratos. In other words: Zelos held Sheena who held Yuan who held Raine who held Kratos who held Genis who held Presea who held Lloyd who held Colette who held Regal who held a wall for support.
"This tug-o-war is ridiculous!" Lloyd blurted.
"Give me my SHE-SHE!" Zelos blurted.
"Give me my Yuey!" Sheena blurted.
"Give me my Ray!" Yuan yelled.
"Give me my Kratto!" Raine blurted.
"Give me my dignity!" Kratos hollered.
"Give me my Pres" Genis blurted.
"Give my Loy!" Presea yelled.
"Give me my Lette" Lloyd yelled.
"I want to live!" Colette blurted.
"Let me go!" Regal blurted.
"NEVER!" everyone yelled.
Eventually everyone let go. They dusted themselves off and went back to work.
"Well….that was a load of bullst!" Kratos said, "Now class…open your text books to page 134"
"I don't wanna" Lloyd said.
"And I wanna kick your ass, but we can't all be happy now can we?" Kratos said.
"MY KRATTO!" Raine blurted as she tackled Kratos.
The human and half human Tug-O-War continued…again.
War
It was a beautiful sunny morning in Meltokio. Lloyd was happily resting in his luxury bed when…
"BUMPKIN!" Zelos' voice blurted cheerfully.
"AAH! Zelos, what's your problem?" Lloyd asked.
"We should go to Flanoir and have a Winter Wonder Weekend!" Zelos blurted.
"Huh?" Lloyd asked.
"Skating, Snowboarding, Skiing, Womanizing, et cetera" Zelos said, "I'll wake up the others!"
Zelos hopped out of the room and Lloyd stared. After waking everyone up, almost being killed by Raine and Sheena, and explaining what the whole waking up everyone thing was about the TOS Team was got ready. While they were walking over to the hotel there was a thin layer of ice, hidden in the snow. As expecting, Colette tripped and when she did she tripped Regal and his huge mass made everyone else fall over.
"My ass" Kratos muttered.
"Ow! Ow!" Genis blurted.
"My beautiful behind!" Zelos blurted.
"Colette is clumsy" Presea said.
"Indeed" Regal commented.
"-sorry" Colette said.
"We should've gone to a ruin" Raine commented.
"There's a cherry blossom festival soon" Sheena said.
"Where?" Lloyd asked as he dusted himself off.
"In Mizuho! We can get Kimonos and decorations…" Sheena rambled.
"Can we go inside now?" Zelos whined.
"Fine" Sheena muttered.
Inside, Raine suggested that she should cook. Kratos, Lloyd, and Genis tried to stop her.
"Let go of the Spatula!" Kratos blurted.
"Raine, it's not worth it!" Lloyd blurted.
"For the sake of man, NO!" Genis said.
"I don't cook THAT bad!" Raine said.
Raine eventually, somehow, got away and went into the kitchen.
"Alright, alright, defense. I'll get her from behind. Genis, you'll get her utensils away from her. Lloyd, you grab her legs and we'll carry her to her room. Alright?" Kratos whispered.
"We got it coach" Lloyd said.
"o0?" was Kratos' reply, "BREAK!"
Just as planned the boys attacked.
Meanwhile Zelos was talking to Sheena.
"Love me?" Zelos said.
"No" Sheena said.
"Love me!" Zelos blurted.
"No" Sheena said.
"….how 'bout now?" Zelos said.
"GO AWAY!" Sheena said.
"Fine" Zelos said.
As Zelos walked away Sheena realized that he had a pair of her Barbie® underwear on his head.
"ZELOS DAVID WILDER!" Sheena yelled.
"It's mine! I bought it on EBay" Zelos blurted.
"And who sold it to you?" Sheena asked.
"Twin Swordz" Zelos commented.
"LLOYD MICHAEL AURION!" Sheena blurted.
"Yes, Sheena Kayko Fujibayashi?" Lloyd asked. Sheena sternly pointed at Zelos' head.
"WTF!" Sheena blurted.
"00! Uh, can't we talk about this?" Lloyd said.
Sheena yelled in anger and chased Lloyd with Presea's toy hammer. Suddenly Kratos walked out of his room with a snowboard.
"Why don't we stop the violence and go snowboarding" Kratos commented.
"hearts in eyes Yes! Kratos is right!" Raine blurted, "J"
"But…" Kratos started.
"Yes! Let's go" Raine said.
Boarding
Snowboards (SB)
Kratos - Pale blue, navy blue, and white
Zelos - Red, white, and pink
Lloyd - Red and Black
Genis - Light blue and White
Regal - White and green
Raine - Navy blue and white
Sheena - Violet and Lavender
Colette - Pink, Blue, and Purple
Presea - Pink and Black
"We're having a race. First one to the finish line gets to gloat" Lloyd said.
"And a date with the person of their choice or chose too people whom they want to date!" Zelos blurted.
"Er….yeah" Lloyd said.
"READY….SET….GO!" Regal blurted.
The 9 boarders went down the slope, doing as many tricks as they can. Soon enough they were dropping out of the race, one by one. Regal hit a tree, Colette lost her balance, Zelos was distracted and ended up taking a wrong turn, Genis fell down, Presea went over to help. All this leaving only Lloyd, Kratos, Sheena, and Raine.
"For Colette" Lloyd thought.
"I don't have to go on a date, do I?" Kratos thought.
"I'll get Yuan" Sheena thought.
"This is fun! I'm not going to die" Raine thought.
Lloyd ended up winning.
"So what now?" Sheena asked.
"Well, let's all go on a friend date. All 10 of us" Lloyd said.
"Are you including Yuan?" Kratos asked.
"Yup" Lloyd said.
"Meh" Kratos commented.
Internet - 1
SeraphimWingz: Is anyone here?
Twin Swordz: Hey dad
Pimp MasterZ has logged in…
Pimp MasterZ: Hey bumpkins!
Twin Swordz: Hi Zelos
Pimp MasterZ: Call me ZellyBean
Twin Swordz: o0!
SeraphimWingz: o0!
Pimp MasterZ: I'm waiting until a girl comes
PurpleNinja: Hey guys
Pimp MasterZ: Speak of the devil
PurpleNinja: Huh?
Pimp MasterZ: Wanna Cyber?
PurpleNinja: What the hell does that mean?
SeraphimWingz: WHATEVER YOU DO NEVER AGREE TO CYBER!
PurpleNinja: Why?
SeraphimWingz: We should go into a private chat room
SeraphimWingz and PurpleNinja have left the conversation…
Pimp MasterZ: Your father is ruining everything
Twin Swordz: I'm confused
Pimp MasterZ: You're too stupid and young to understand
Twin Swordz: We're only 5 years age difference
Pimp MasterZ: Then you're just stupid
PurpleNinja: ZELOS YOU ASSHOLE! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!
PurpleNinja has left the conversation
Pimp MasterZ: I'm doomed, so I'll stick here until I die. Notice how if you say 'Lloyd Irving' really fast, it sounds like 'Loitering'?
SeraphimWingz: I haven't noticed that before but thanks for the tip. I'm outta here
SeraphimWingz has logged out
Pimp MasterZ: Hey Lloyd, wanna hear a secret?
Twin Swordz: Sure
Pimp MasterZ: You know how when we stay in hotels we share rooms to be cheap
Twin Swordz: Yeah
Pimp MasterZ: Well the ones they Kratos and Raine share…have one bed
No response
Pimp MasterZ: Bumpkin?
Twin Swordz: AAAHHHH! OMFG! AAAHHHH!
Pimp MasterZ: See ya later, Bumpkin, Sheena's here to kill me.
Twin Swordz: AAAHHHHH!
Blueberry Elf: Lloyd Irving! Give me the Cheese!
Twin Swordz: My father! Alone with Raine!
Blueberry Elf: Oh, you didn't know?
Twin Swordz: Why doesn't anyone tell me?
Blueberry Elf: You would never get it
SeraphimWingz: Lloyd, it's dinner time
Twin Swordz: You evil man!
SeraphimWingz: WTF?
Blueberry Elf: Give me the cheese!
Twin Swordz: No!
Twin Swordz has logged out
SeraphimWingz: I wonder that that was about
Belly Button
That afternoon our heroes went to Meltokio. The club was called Fahizzle: Hellz Yeah!
Outfits:
Kratos: black jeans, white shirt, light blue sneakers
Raine: light blue jeans, white shirt with black sweater vest, black boots
Zelos: blue jeans, black shirt, brown jacket, brown sneakers
Sheena: black pants, white tank top, purple shirt (left a bit open), brown boots
Yuan: blue jeans, blue shirt, jean jacket (that man loves his blue)
Martel: black jeans, green top, white jacket
"Can we just turn back while I still have my dignity?" Kratos asked.
The team went in anyway. Yuan convinced Sheena to loosen up with some drinks. She became quite a drinker in only a few moments.
"Hey, bartender! Another Long Island Iced Tea!" Sheena blurted.
"Here you go" Bob said.
After finally leaving Sheena had somewhat recovered from herself being drunk…but her temper had been enhanced.
"OMG! Her midriff!" Sheena exclaimed.
Kratos looked over to find Sheena trying to pull Raine's top up. You see, Sheena finds that Raine and too stuck up and preservative, besides is make her feel less guilty for showing cleavage for more that half of the game.
"Sheena calm down" Kratos said.
"But her midriff" Sheena whined.
--In the car--
"Lookie, I haves a belly button" Sheena slurred.
"Ha-ha, she has an innie" Yuan commented.
"She seems to have a fascination with stomachs" Raine commented.
"I like belly dancers!" Zelos commented.
"Shut up" Raine said.
"You're just jealous of her belly button" Zelos commented.
"Why are we constantly talking about belly buttons?' Martel asked.
Everyone shrugged.
Evil Mario
That night, Kratos was blissfully sleeping. Suddenly he heard Raine screaming. Kratos rushed over to find Raine holding her staff fighting against Mario.
"Stalker Mario! I told you that it was over! We talked about this!" Raine blurted.
"Oh ho!" Mario blurted.
"GRAVE!" Kratos chanted.
Mario was struck my Kratos' attack. He recuperated and ran out of the window.
"You dated Mario?" Kratos asked.
"Only for a year" Raine commented.
"o0? What happened?" Kratos asked.
"I found him hanging out with Princess Peach, hmph" Raine replied.
"I'll defeat him eventually" Kratos said.
"What?" Raine asked.
"For about 26 years, when I was around 4000, Mario has been my enemy" Kratos commented.
"What did he do?" Raine asked.
"Along time ago, Mario and I were a team. But that all changed. One day a lord from Flanoir called for our help to defeat Pac-man. We eventually defeated Pac-man but in the end Mario took all the credit. Come on, haven't you wondered why they had the Pac-man statue? It was a freaking trophy!" Kratos explained.
"What a story" Raine said, "It's pretty stupid--"
"He's been trying to assassinate me since" Kratos added.
"Oh" Raine said, "What for?"
"So I won't talk. The moron doesn't know that I already told" Kratos said.
"I see…wannastayinwithme?" Raine commented with hearts in her eyes.
"Repeat that, only slower" Kratos replied.
"Have a safe night" Raine said.
Kratos gave Raine the WTF look (o0) and walked off.
The S.S. Cruxis
That morning the TOS Gang packed their bags and set off for a cruise ship called the S.S. Cruxis.
"Why is this called Cruxis?" Lloyd asked.
"This was Mithos' ship, used for Exsphere transportation through the Galaxy. Yuan now uses it as a tourist attraction and is making a lot of cash from it" Kratos replied, "I should work with Yuan"
"Does this mean that this ship will sail on water and space?" Zelos asked.
"Abso-friggin-lutely" Yuan suddenly blurted, "All aboard!"
The ship was boarded and set sail through the galaxy.
The ship sailed through the skies. Raine stared deeply at the stars. Technically, nothing was going through her head at the moment and she was in complete Ruin Mode. At this moment Kratos walked up.
"Are you alright?" Kratos asked.
"Huh, uh were am I?" Raine asked as he eyes went back to normal.
"You're on the S.S. Cruxis and you were supposed unpack" Kratos replied.
"I'll get to that" Raine said.
"Don't worry about anything. It could be worse, we could be on water" Kratos said.
"You're right, I must learn to relax! I'm going to go drink!" Raine said before rushing off.
"I didn't mean that" Kratos said.
"Come on, we'll both drink." Raine said with a cheerful smile.
"I guess so" Kratos said.
School Memories
"Lloyd, what do you remember about school?" Kratos asked.
"I remember that I couldn't spell" Lloyd said.
Flashback
"Lloyd! You don't spell your name with one L, two D's and a P" Raine said.
"Can I at least keep the P?" Plloyd (that's what he thought) asked.
"Lloyd, this isn't a negotiation" Raine said tiredly.
"What's a negation" Lloyd asked.
"A ne-go-she-ay-shun" Raine said slowly.
End Flashback
"I spelt my name as Plloyd" Lloyd replied.
"I spelt my name as Pathos" Kratos said.
Happy St. Chinese Chrisannakahwalizaa Year
That morning the whole group was awoken unexpectedly by a abnormally cheerful Yuan.
"Happy St. Chinese Chrisannakahwalizaa Year!" Yuan blurted.
"What does that mean?" Lloyd asked.
"We'll meet in my meeting room and talk about it" Yuan replied.
--In the Meeting room—
"St. Chinese Chrisannakahwalizaa Year is when we give gifts like Christmas, light fireworks like Diwali, give gifts for 8 days like Hanukah, give and receive candy and cash like Chinese New Year and we'll eat many fresh fruit and veggies like in Kwanza" Yuan said.
"How do we set it up?" Genis asked.
"Well, most of my angels have set it up, but you can help" Yuan said.
Yuan turned to find that everyone had left and all he could see is Regal being the last one to leave. The angelic people of the party (Kratos, Zelos, Lloyd, and Colette) decorated the colossal tree and other high decorations. Zelos put special care into his Mistletoe Arrangement. Genis and Regal worked in the kitchen, leaving the rest of the girls to help around.
Girl Talk
"I must research into this holiday" Raine said.
"Professor, why is Genis acting all weird?" Presea asked.
"I…uh…have no clue as to what you're talking about nervous laugh" Raine responded.
"But he's acting like you when you talk to Kratos…only with stuttering" Presea disputed.
"Is this gossip material I hear?" Sheena teased. Raine smiled.
"' He-he" was Raine's reaction, "Just great, I can't use the You're-Too-Young excuse. She's older than me!"
"Maybe I shouldn't pay too much attention into it" Presea said as she went back to work.
"Try asking Lloyd. He'll respond" Sheena said.
"I must remember that" Presea said.
"Sheena, what kind of gossip do you have?" Raine asked.
"Well, Colette carries her own box of bandages around with her and Zelos has joined Yuan's Kilt Brigade" Sheena said.
"Zelos plus kilt equals 99.9 of gross out factor" Presea said in her computer-like tone.
"I agree" Raine commented, "Wait, can't he fly?"
"00!" was all the girls reply.
"What's with all the guys going commando?" Sheena questioned.
"Genis said he was going commando all the time in his Katz costume…whatever that means" Presea said.
"o0" was Raine's reaction, "I have to talk to Genis" Raine said.
Guy Talk
"Sheena is voluptuous! giddy laugh" Zelos blurted.
"And what about Presea?" Lloyd asked.
"Someone pass me an ornament" Kratos said.
"Here ya go!" Colette replied.
"Presea's cute but she's not my type. Too sad" Zelos said.
"Colette?" Lloyd asked.
"Yes?" Colette asked.
"Never mind" Lloyd replied.
"Colette is pretty sweet, despite her clumsiness" Zelos said.
"Raine?" Lloyd asked.
"If she showed a little somethin-somethin we could get somewhere" Zelos said.
Suddenly Zelos was struck with a thunder bolt. Lloyd looked over to see Kratos putting away his sword. He flew to the other side.
"What a sorry way to go" Zelos muttered as he fainted, "Medic!"
Soon Colette and Zelos were replaced by Yuan because Zelos had to see a doctor and Colette hurt herself again. A wound that a Band-Aid couldn't help. Yuan flew up to his comrades to find Lloyd calming down Kratos.
"Whatcha guys doin?" Yuan asked.
"Dad's pissed off at Zelos because we were talking about girls" Lloyd said.
"Raine included?" Yuan asked.
"Yes" Lloyd replied.
"I see" Yuan said.
"I'm confused" Lloyd said.
"Anyway, St. Chinese Chrisannakahwalizaa Year is a very expensive time of year. But since we're all freaking rich it shouldn't be a problem. The only problemo here is what to get our comrades….I know what I what" Yuan said.
"What do you want Yuan? I don't really know you" Lloyd said.
"Kilts and bagpipes!" Yuan replied.
"Yuan, you're not Scottish, you're an elf which had NOTHING to do with the Scottish culture" Kratos said.
Happy St. Chinese Chrisannakahwalizaa Year
The buffet was ravishing! Everyone was either talking, eating, or sneaking away food to eat. As soon as the clock struck midnight the children were given their gifts and sent to bed while the adults drank as much beer as they could.
"Lloyd, it's about time that I let you try Welgaia Beer" Kratos said.
Lloyd looked into the blue bottle and stared at the fizzy purple drink. He took a sip and it was the best he had ever had. For everyone else everything went blurry Insert 'Where's Your Head At' song.
That morning everyone was scattered throughout the boat. With the power of my keyboard pairings were awoken close to each other. Let's start with Colette who awoke beside Lloyd.
"giddy laugh Yay!" Colette blurted.
"Huh?" Lloyd asked tiredly.
"Nothing" Colette said.
"Hey! Where's my pants go?" Lloyd asked.
"Hey! These pants aren't mine!" Sheena commented.
"Sheena! Those are mine!" Lloyd blurted.
"Why am I wearing Zelos' shirt?" Kratos commented.
"You think that's bad I'm stuck in Sheena's ball outfit!" Raine blurted.
"I never thought that Yuan's kilts would fit me so well" Zelos said, ""
"You know what? We should really turn this around" Kratos commented.
"We should also stay sober" Regal said.
"LASCIVIOUS HUNNY!" Zelos blurted.
Zelos was jumping into a hug to Raine. While in mid air Kratos kneed Zelos in the stomach.
"I'm still wearing his top" Kratos muttered.
Kratos got rid of the pink clad top and went back to his room.
"hearts in eyes" was the girls' reactions (not including Presea).
"Kratos… has… a… six pack" Presea commented.
"My stomach hurts, Ow" Zelos muttered.
Fly Away!
Despite the fact that the gang had made a promise to not drink, the gang still acted insane. Yuan and Zelos were now jacked up on sugar (mainly pixie sticks) and Lloyd had become so bored that he narrated his life. That morning the gang had pancakes.
"Lloyd, pass me the syrup" Genis said.
"I took hold of the syrup and handed it over to Genis" Lloyd said.
"He still hasn't given it up" Sheena commented.
"I continued my breakfast, secretly thinking that Genis' voice is too high pitch for a 14 year old and trying not to look down at Sheena" Lloyd.
"That little son of a--!" Sheena blurted.
"Calm down" Kratos said.
"I should stop this at once before Zelos gets angry. He really does like Sheena" Lloyd commented.
"…" was Zelos' reply.
"OW! Zelos, Ow, had kicked me from ,Ow, under the table, Ow" Lloyd said.
"That'll teach him" Zelos commented.
"I never really did like Zelos. He always gave hugs…even on anti-hug day" Lloyd said.
"Why am I not loved?" Zelos commented.
"I'm still your friend" Colette said.
"Colette would be friends with anyone. She even became friends with her assassin. I guess that's what I like about her" Lloyd said.
"I don't know if I should take that as a compliment" Colette said.
"One of the many other things I don't get is what Kratos sees in Raine" Lloyd said.
"That's it!" Kratos said.
"Calm down" Zelos said.
"I mean he'd always talk and act all different. Raine would do the same. Dad glared at me. I didn't get it" Lloyd said.
"THUNDER BLADE!" Kratos chanted.
"I was coughing electrocuted for no reason. AHHH!" Lloyd said.
Kratos chased Lloyd and Colette chased Kratos who was being chased by Genis and Zelos who wanted to see followed by Presea, Raine, and Sheena who wanted to stop this all. Regal stayed behind and when they passed Yuan he also became curious and followed.
"I fled from all my friends" Lloyd said.
"Shut up and let me hurt you!" Kratos blurted.
Lloyd took a sharp turn. Unfortunately Kratos was able to follow smoothly.
"Wait, why am I running?" Kratos thought.
Kratos sprung out his wings and became faster than ever. Lloyd took out his wings which my some miracle has shrunk so he could actually fly. Soon the angelic part of the team followed. Zelos kept a camera. Kratos, Yuan, Zelos, and Colette stopped. Lloyd turned back and smirked.
"Ha! Now you can't get me! Oomph!" Lloyd commented.
Lloyd flew into a wall. Kratos held his head in disappointment.
"I wasn't there to raise him" Kratos muttered.
Soon the others caught up and Zelos showed his movie.
"Why am I not surprised that he flew into a wall?" Genis commented.
Lloyd hit Genis in the head to give Genis a headache big enough to match his.
"I hit Genis for compensation" Lloyd said.
"OMFG! Lloyd you used such a big word properly!" Raine exclaimed.
"No biggie" Lloyd said.
"Here some candy" Raine said.
"Thanks" Lloyd said.
Meltokio
That morning it was notified that the team was attending a banquet. While everyone prepared Kratos paced around in his room.
"I don't have anything to wear at times like these" Kratos muttered.
"I walked into my dad's room and took the shampoo. He glared at me so I asked him what was wrong" Lloyd said.
"I can't figure out what to wear" Kratos commented.
"I told my father that he should wear his Cruxis uniform or ask Zelos. He glared once more so I took it as an exit hint. I left" Lloyd said.
"Why wasn't I there to raise him" Kratos muttered.
"static For those who haven't brought anything to wear to the ball we'll be stopping in Meltokio static" a random Renegade said.
Soon the boat docked and the TOS Gang had split up. Kratos caught up with Yuan.
"Thank goodness we stopped here" Kratos commented.
"Well of course! I only had a tux top and a kilt and Martel didn't want me to wear my kilt" Yuan said.
"Quit with the kilt wearing" Kratos commented.
Nights later was the Royal Banquet. First there was going to be the buffet. Everyone was then going to go to their rooms to change into their ball outfits and come back to dance. At the buffet everyone was either eating or talking. Lloyd was balancing both.
"Powwrp rummph cmmm mmmrpgh" Lloyd said.
"What the hell did he just say?" Sheena asked.
'He said Power Rangers can morph" Colette replied.
"o0?" was Sheena' reaction.
"I ump fwis pwayl am fwis foam" Lloyd said.
"What now?" Sheena asked.
"I love this place and this food" Genis replied.
"I should just stop asking" Sheena commented.
Love Arise! Part 1
Raine was in deep panic!
It was after the buffet had everyone gone to their rooms. Raine was still in her royal outfit but was in deep search for her ball dress. Kratos knocked and walked in.
"Are you okay?" Kratos asked.
"I lost my dress! I put it down for a second…to read a huge book" Raine said.
"Is this it?" Kratos said as he pulled out a box from the closet.
"When did I put that there?" Raine questioned.
"I'll wait for you outside" Kratos said.
Kratos left. Raine's dress was like her white one only black and with silver outlines flowers printed around the top and torso. The front was short but as it went to the back it became longer. There was no jacket. Raine also wore silver shoes and a diamond necklace.
Meanwhile everyone who was already at the ball were either dancing or worrying about the others.
"Where could Dad be?" Lloyd asked.
"Someone has my Glamorous Ultra Cool Beauty!" Zelos wailed.
"Aren't you supposed to dance with Sheena" Genis said.
"Stay out of this brat!" Zelos blurted.
"Kiss my ass!" Genis blurted. The ball doors opened.
"Now Presenting: Kratos Aurion and his date Raine Sage" the announcer blurted.
"God dammit! When I get my hands on that kilt-wearing, son-of-a-bitch, Yuan! I'll kick his ass!" Kratos ranted.
"How come I wasn't announced" Zelos questioned.
"Sorry we're late" Raine said.
"Wow! A date! I'm so happy!" Colette said.
"We're not dating. Yuan's just being as ass" Kratos said.
"Hey, Kratos. How are ya?" Yuan asked.
"You! Come here you! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Kratos blurted.
Yuan shrieked and rushed off with Kratos right behind him. Kratos came back from beating up Yuan and the ball continued smoothly. More than half of the people at the ball were dancing.
"Care to dance?" Kratos asked.
"I don't know how" Raine said.
"Follow everyone else. Learning is your thing, you'll get it" Kratos said.
The two entered the dance floor. Raine was a bit nervous at first. But she eventually got the hang of it. Kratos smiled.
"To the deck" Raine said
The two went outside and onto the ship's deck. Raine was in complete Craze Mode as she stared into the sky.
"LOOKATALLTHESTARSANDTHEIRCONSTELLATIONS! MUHAHAHAHA!" Raine rambled.
"I never thought that I could understand that" Kratos muttered.
Raine snapped out and looked over at Kratos with a confused look on her face.
"When'd you get here?" Raine asked.
"o.o?" was Kratos' reply.
"o0? No really" Raine said.
"Uh, I just got here." Kratos said.
"I see" Raine said.
"Raine, I was thinking. I'm finally going to stick with living here" Kratos said.
Raine stared off into space (normal mode). She smiled a bit.
"Wonderful, you could leave D. Kharlan to your best soldier and stay here" Raine said.
"I guess staying with Lloyd wouldn't be too bad…or hard getting used to" Kratos said.
"What does than mean?" Raine asked.
"I mean there's not a lot of…technology on D. Kharlan" Kratos said.
"Well then…stay with me" Raine said.
Raine held on to Kratos' arm. Kratos was desperately trying to hide the fluster on his face.
"I'm serious" Raine said.
"Yeah! We'll live in a huge techno mansion" Kratos said.
Raine kissed Kratos on the cheek. Kratos fell over.
"OMG! Are you okay?" Raine asked, "gg!"
"Yeah, I'm absolutely fine" Kratos said in slight agony.
"Ah!" Zelos blurted.
Zelos has apparently fallen over. Kratos sat up.
"I'll go after him" Kratos said as he sprouted his wings.
"in craze mode and hearts in eyes OMGHEISLIKESOCOOLWITHTHEWINGSANDALL! MUHAHAHAHA!" Raine blurted.
Zelos ran as fast as his legs could carry him. Completely forgetting the fact that he also had wings in his arsenal. Kratos was flying so fast that he decided to slow himself down until the jerk would run into a dead end. Well, he did run into a wall.
"Just like Lloyd" Kratos commented.
Kratos picked up the dazed Zelos and brought him over to Raine.
"HEYKRATOSWATCHADOINWITHZELOSALLDAZEDLIKETHAT!" Raine asked.
"He's yours to beat up" Kratos said.
"Right, I'll be back" Raine said as she dragged off Zelos. Moments later.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Zelos' voice boomed.
"ANYWAYKRATOSYOUWERESOOOOCOOL! OMGILIKELOVEYOUSOMUCH! MUHAHAHA!" Raine blurted.
"Really, well I love you too" Kratos said. Raine snapped out.
"" was Raine's reaction.
"Let's go back" Kratos said.
Kratos and Raine went back to the ball room.
Part 2
Genis and Presea were sitting down watching people dance.
"Genis, what are those people doing?" Presea asked.
"They're holding hands" Genis replied.
"Holding? Hands? Elaborate" Presea said.
"Well, when you like someone you hold their hand" Genis said.
"I like you, will you hold my hand" Presea said.
Genis stammered. Regal was watching and felt sorry for the little half-elf (Genis: I'm an elf!). He snuck up behind them.
"POPQUIZ!" Regal blurted.
"AAHHH!" Genis panicked.
Genis held Presea's hand and was at the same time relieved to find that it was just Regal and embarrassed to see that he was holding Presea's hand. Regal chuckled and walked off proudly.
"Well…that's holding hands nervous laugh" Genis commented.
"I feel…cheery" Presea said, ""
"'" was Genis' reply.
Part 3
"The whole Regeneration Journey has really made an impact on us, Lloyd" Colette said.
"What do you mean?" Lloyd asked.
"I mean, we've made so many friends and a difference" Colette said.
"That was what we were aiming for" Lloyd said.
"I feel like a princess" Colette said.
"What?" Lloyd asked.
"I want a cookie" Colette said.
"Huh?" Lloyd asked.
"I love you" Colette said.
"Wazzat! No wait, I heard that" Lloyd said.
"Do you love me too?" Colette asked.
"Of course " Lloyd said.
"Yay! Let's go get dessert" Colette said.
"Too the cookies!" Lloyd said.
Part 4
"Why am I dancing with you again?" Sheena asked.
"Because no one else would dance with you" Zelos replied.
"I can kick you very hard so you better watch it" Sheena said.
"Well you should be happy. I picked you over a whole ship full of hunnies" Zelos said.
"blushing Well, I guess you're right" Sheena commented.
"It doesn't hurt to say thanks" Zelos said.
"Fine, I'll cooperate. But not because I like you or anything" Sheena said.
"Poor, immature Sheena Fujisawa" Zelos said.
"Fujibayashi" Sheena corrected.
"How do you spell that? Anyway, you know I adore you" Zelos said.
"That's not true!" Sheena said.
"I'm as immature as you are. Of course I'm tell you the truth now" Zelos said.
"So you're saying that you like me?" Sheena asked.
"Are you insane! I love you!" Zelos said. Sheena blushed.
"gg" was Sheena's comment.
"Can I have a kiss?" Zelos asked.
"Well…" Sheena said.
Sheena leaned over to kiss him on the cheek but Zelos caught her off guard and kissed her (lips). Luckily for him, she didn't mind.
Part 5
"Martel! This is wonderful!" Yuan said.
"I know, the Regeneration Journey have certainly brought these people together" Martel said.
Yuan and Martel sat in a room than gave them full view of the ballroom. Yuan and Martel were taking pictures of their coupling friends.
"Martel, now that you're alive…are we going to get married?" Yuan asked.
"Of course! We're still betrothed" Martel said.
"Can I wear the kilt?" Yuan asked.
"No" Martel said.
Yuan pouted until Martel pulled him into a hug.
"Did you miss me?" Martel asked.
"Yes" Yuan said.
"Do you want a cookie?" Martel asked.
"Of course! Come on! I know where the best one are!" Yuan blurted.
Yuan grabbed Martel's arm and dragged her off.
So the ball was a bash!
Everyone got home safely
Yaddayadda yah
The End