Disclaimer: Change of how I'm doing this, I don't own InuYasha characters or Yu Yu Hakusho, the other characters, however I do own along with Lil Nezumi. We profusely apologize for the extremely extended hiatus of our story that we didn't even mention. Yes we know we are bakas for it and we highly accept that, well enough of my mindless rambling ON WITH THE STORY! WOOT!
Back with Shippo and Sango
" So, what shall we do?" Shippo questioned staring idly at passing cars.
"Hell if I know. If 'Gome were here we wouldn't be sitting here like idiots!" Sango huffed angrily.
"Well she's not here so get over it, we'll see her soon enough." Shippo replied. Sango glared at Shippo with all her might and crossed her arms in defeat. "Hey I have an idea, why don't we point a blow dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down?" Shippo suggested excitedly.
"Please tell me that did not just come out of your mouth? I thought you were way smarter than that!" Sango growled out.
"Bitch." Shippo muttered.
"Loser!" Sango bit out while using her index finger and thumb to make the loser sign against her forehead.
"Whore!" Shippo yelled.
"Bastard!" Sango screamed back.
"C U NEXT TUESDAY!" Shippo challenged back smirking. Sango open and closed her mouth a few times in disbelief.
"JACKASS!" Sango huffed narrowing her eyes at Shippo.
"Bear my child?" Miroku just happened to be passing by and heard this strange game so he decided to join. Shippo saw Miroku and cracked a grin.
"What the fuck?" Sango questioned perplexed.
"Will, you, bare, my, child?" Miroku repeated slowly. Sango narrowed her eyes yet again and slapped Miroku across the face. Shippo decided he couldn't hold it in and laughed. Miroku being embarrassed punched Shippo. Shippo being appalled by being hit, punched Miroku back. Well Miroku heard Sango bust out laughing he slapped her ass before thinking of his actions.
Silence. Time stopped. Sango turned around slowly then hollered before attacking Miroku. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I SWEAR! THE DEMON IN MY HAND DID IT ON ITS OWN ACCORD. PLEASE DON'T HURT MY PRECIOUS JEWELS, I NEED THEM!" Miroku screamed out like a little girl.
Shippo just shook his head and decided he'd do what he wanted to in the first place. He whipped out the blow dryer and pointed it at passing cars that seemed to slow down and stare at him.
"Yes I rule!" Shippo laughed manically before being hit in the head by a flying shoe from Sango.
With Kagome and InuKai Girls
Kagome slid off the bike with a slight tremble in her step. "Are you okay?" Masumi questioned tilting her head to stare at Kagome's form. Aiko came up along side Kagome and glanced at the two.
"Psh, of course she's okay." Aiko replied for Kagome before slapping her on the back with encouragement which caused Kagome to fall forward with a thud. "Oops!" Aiko dashed off.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN BUNNY!" Kagome screamed from the ground. Masumi being the kind one helped her up.
"What's all the commotion?" A young man with short, spiky silver blonde hair with black tips and gray silver eyes asked from the doorway.
"That stupid bunny of yours that's what!" Masumi huffed out.
"Now, now there's no need for name calling." The man calmly replied. Then another young man came up behind him and slapped the guy in the head. Now this man seemed a tad bit older, he had waist length silver hair tied back in a low pony-tail and brilliant golden eyes.
"FLUFFY!" Aiko came out of nowhere and pouncing on the silver headed man making him grunt.
"BITCH GET OFF MY HUBBY! DAEMON GET HER OFF BEFORE I DO SOMETHING SHE'LL REGRET DAMMIT!" Masumi growled out lunging for Aiko. Aiko just stared wide-eyed at her sister.
"You're both married!" Kagome asked everyone just ignored her.
"Wow, I never knew you could use such vulgar words." Aiko rubbed her chin while holding on to silver headed man.
"Aiko come on get off Sesshoumaru before Masumi decides to tear you a new hole." Daemon said opening his arms to catch her. Said Sesshoumaru swung Aiko around and tossed her to Daemon.
"You're married?" Kagome said again with disbelief in her words and yet again she was ignored.
"Aww, but I was having fun : pouts :" Aiko replied. Masumi stuck her tongue out and ran into Sesshoumaru's waiting arms.
" : cough cough : Umm I'm still here you know?" Kagome said finally presenting herself. "Plus if it's not to bold of me to say, its gonna downpour soon if I don't get to a bathroom soon." She growled out after. Sesshoumaru glared at Kagome.
"Oh, sorry the bathroom is straight down the hall and to your left." Aiko pointed, once Kagome was out of site Masumi slapped Sesshoumaru.
"What's your problem trying to scare her like that?" Masumi said frowning.
"Hn." Sesshoumaru replied stalking off to his office.
"HEY DON'T YOU JUST GRUNT THAN WALK AWAY FROM ME MISTER!" Masumi growled running after him. Aiko just stared after them in amusement.
"So where are the children?" Aiko asked staring at Daemon. He grinned and poked Aiko in the nose before replying.
"They're all inside playing with Xavier. Ah and Un are watching over them." Aiko hmped and crossed her arms in a pout.
"They don't even greet their own mother when she gets home. How ride!" Aiko said dramatically before leaning into Daemon as they went into the house.
"AND ANOTHER THING, HEY DON'T YOU SHUT THAT DOOR IN MY FACE!" Masumi screamed from upstairs. Daemon and Aiko just looked at each other and sighed.
"Is it always like this?" Kagome questioned as she came out of the bathroom.
"For the most part, yes." Daemon replied.
"And you don't find it irritating?" She prodded.
"Of course not." Aiko cheerfully announced. "It means I'm off the hook." She grinned happily.
"I HEARD THAT AND THAT TOO!" Masumi growled out storming down the stairs in a huff her face red with anger.
"Heard what?" Aiko asked innocently. Masumi glared at her.
"I heard what you said and what that pompous husband of mine said." Masumi sighed dejectedly.
"I see." Aiko wiggled her way out of Daemon's grasp and walked over to her sister slinging her arm around her shoulder. "Don't be too upset, he'll get what's coming to him." Aiko grinned mischievously.
"Good, but I'm not saving you when he finds out." Masumi replied.
"So before we start anything is it okay if I call my mom?" Kagome questioned timidly.
"Of course, come this way." Daemon responded leading the way into the living room leaving the Masumi and Aiko in the hall.
In the living room
"Okay the name of the game is bullshit, we all know how to play correct?" a little boy with short, spiky silver hair weaved with light gold highlights and black tips said. His forest green silver gray speckled eyes twinkling with mischievous.
"Of course, we've played before." This time a little boy with short, messy black hair with silver highlights and gold eyes replied.
"Mum is gonna spank you." A little girl with shoulder length silver hair and crystal blue eyes said while wagging her finger.
"Oh hush Rosa." The little boy with the messy black hair said.
"Ryon in big twouble!" the tiniest of the group scolded, she had chin length choppy black silver/gold highlighted hair and silver blue eyes.
"Yeah Bryon I'm telling." Rosa said backing up the little girl next to her.
"Ah, Un are you both gonna play?" the boy who started the game questioned the two silent boys.
"Um, I don't think you should be playing that game Shiro." The one named Ah replied while Un nodded.
"Fine, take Rosa and Kisa away so they stop buggin us." Shiro rolled his eyes and dealt the cards.
"Un." Kisa crawled over and reached her hands out grabbing at the air in a sign she wanted to be picked up. Un bent over and picked Kisa up. Kisa giggled happily and leaned against Un. This is the scene Daemon and Kagome walked in on. Daemon narrowed his eyes at the boys on the floor.
"Bryon, Shiro!" Daemon's voice scolded, both boys flinched, turning to look at Daemon. "What have I told you both?"
"Uncle Daemon it's not what it looks like honest." Bryon smiled nervously.
"Oh?" Daemon frowned.
"We, um, we were just playing go fish." Shiro added tossing the cards in a messy pile.
"Boys go get cleaned up for dinner, now." Daemon sighed. Both boys ran out of the room leaving behind the cards.
"Wow and you have kids, adorable children." Kagome said cheerfully.
"I guess." Daemon replied, out of no where a pillow flew at his head and he fell to the ground.
"Don't you 'I guess'. You're the one who wanted them!" Aiko growled out walking into the room with Masumi following giggling.
"Excuse them for being rude, Kagome. I'd like to introduce you to Ah and Un, they're twins." Masumi smiled. The twins glanced and Kagome and gave her a warm smile. They both had short messy black hair with light green highlights, soft pale yellow cat like eyes and light brown tanned skin. The boys were both tone and had subtle muscles.
"My baby!" Aiko pounced on Un and grabbed Kisa was giggling like crazy again.
"That's her baby, and the one sitting next to Ah is my little girl, Rosalind." Masumi said.
"Mum Shiro and Bryon were playing B.S. again." Rosalind pouted.
"Big twouble." Kisa cooed. The three girls laughed and stalked off towards the kitchen.
" : sighs : I'll never get women." Daemon said plopping down between the two twins.
"I don't think you're supposed to get women." Un replied.
"Isn't that the truth." Ah joined in.
" : glares : Just wait till you get married and your wife sends you in to get feminine supplies for her, then we'll talk." Daemon muttered out.
"Quit being an infant about it." A stoic voice said from across the room.
"I have every right to be upset on the matter." Daemon huffed at Sesshoumaru who now entered the room.
"Hn." The all famous reply was. The twins just stared back and forth at Sesshoumaru and Deamon.
"First off I didn't know where they were, and then I didn't know they had them in every size, color, scent, and type imaginable. Then if that little kid didn't come and laugh at me I wouldn't have been kicked out." Daemon pouted.
"You were kicked out for throwing a box of tampons at the kid and then on top of that you open a box and started throwing the little packages at him." Sesshoumaru added.
" : laughs : Don't forget I grabbed toilet paper and wound him up tight then took pads and stuck them all over him. : giggles : I even shoved a tampon up his nose." Daemon laughed.
"That was you!" The twins said in unison. Daemons laugh turned nervous.
"Gotta go, later." He replied running off into the house.
At Home Depot
"So where do you think Kagome is?" Yusuke questioned Kurama.
"How the hell should I know, I'm working you ass." Kurama growled at Yusuke. "Shouldn't you be home trying to raise your grades?"
"Ouch, geez if you wanted me to leave all you had to do was say so." Yusuke bit out. Kurama glared at him.
"You are gonna get me fired." Kurama said with a roll of his eyes. "Why are you here anyways, it can't be just because of the girl."
"I just wanted to tell you we better keep a close look out for Z and his buds. Z has an interest in Kagome." Yusuke said walking off. Kurama glanced at the retreating for of Yusuke and shrugged. Zeru wants a piece of Kagome huh, well not while I'm around he won't. Kurama shook his head and went back to work.
: sighs : Kurama is such a bully sometimes, I'd like to knock some sense into him Yusuke pondered grinning at all the possible ways of beating his friend up, even if he couldn't possibly win, but hey a guy can dream can't he? Yusuke was lost in his thoughts till he bumped into someone. "Sorry." He mused then proceeded to walk on by.
"Don't think so." A rough voice replied shoving Yusuke back.
"Dammit I said I was sorry." Yusuke growled out, when he finally looked up his eyes narrowed. "What do you want Zeru?"
"You're gonna help me that's what." Zeru replied.
"Sorry I don't need to land my ass in jail by hanging out with you." Yusuke said boredly. Zeru narrowed his brown eyes at him.
"Is that so? Well either you help me get Kagome or I start kicking your ass." He replied darkly cracking his knuckles.
"I see, so this is about Kagome. Sorry man no can do so you better start kicking my ass now biotch!" Yusuke grinned. Zeru frowned then pulled back his fist. Yusuke caught his hand and twisted it while pulling Zeru forward and bringing his knee to dig into Zerus' stomach. Zeru coughed out at the sudden impact and fell to the ground with Yusuke backing up.
"Big : pants : mistake." Zeru coughed out.
"Really, and here I thought you would put up more of a fight: dramatically sighs : I guess not what a shame." Yusuke began to walk away, he didn't get far because Zeru attacked from behind. Zeru got Yusuke in a headlock and started landing punches towards his stomach. Yusuke ignoring the pain and swung his leg behind Zeru completely knocking him down with this Yusuke went down too. Blood collected at the side of Yusuke's mouth while Zeru pulled a sprained wrist to his chest. Yusuke dragged himself to his feet and slowly trudged his way home.
"THIS ISN'T OVER BASTARD!" Zeru yelled.
At a restaurant with Shippo and Sango
"What are you gonna order?" Sango questioned Shippo.
"Food." Came the smartass reply.
"You're lucky I'm on this side of the table." Sango glared then smirked kicking Shippo in the shins. Shippo squeaked.
"I'm so telling Kagome on you." Shippo pouted.
"Whatever." Sango went back to browsing the menu. Shippo already had his order ready so he decided to look around the quaint restaurant. People were coming and going, tables were being cleaned, Miroku was getting his face shoved into his food by InuYasha, people were idly chatting and… wait… Miroku was getting his face shoved into his food by InuYasha… the hell Shippo searched the restaurant till his eyes landed on the pair.
"Hey Sango," Shippo called causing her to glance up at him. "Your boyfriend is here."
"I don't have a boyfri…" Sango began but was cut off when Miroku bounded over to their table.
"My love you came in search for me, how wonderful. I knew you loved me." Miroku said dreamily.
"You must be pot, because you can't be that delusional." She commented dryly.
"Monk, where the hell did you run off to." InuYasha said from behind him, not seeing who was at the table.
"I was talking to my fiancé." Miroku grinned proudly.
"I know you ain't talking bout me boy." Sango replied with her brow raised.
"Hey, um, mind if we join you?" InuYasha asked timidly. Shippo and Sango stared at him wide eyed.
"Uh, sure, um, I guess, but…uh…. why?" Shippo stuttered.
"Inu got his ass dumped." Miroku whispered like it was a felony.
"You're so much better without her, now all you gotta do is dump him." Sango said then pointed to Miroku at the end. InuYasha laughed and Miroku pouted.
"That's not very nice, my dear." He cried out.
"I'm not your dear, nor will I ever be." Sango growled out.
"You tell him Sango." Shippo added. Sango shot him a glare to shut his mouth. "Yes ma'am."
Okay, yeah I know this isn't the greatest chapter and I mean that, but I'm just getting back into writing. I honestly had like a ton of great ideas but now I'm drawing blanks. I'm letting you all know if I don't get enough reviews I'm not gonna continue : cries : sad I know. I think the fans though who have read this story. Sorry this sucks!