The next day Lily sat in Transfiguration bored as hell. She knew this inside and out, how to transfigurate an inanimate object, turn someone into an animal, yada, yada, yada. Suddenly she caught a piece of paper airborne for her head out of reflex.
She glanced at the Marauders and they looked as innocent as the day they were born. One of them threw it. They just plain weren't innocent. She opened the letter,
(James) (Sirius) (Remus) (Lily)
Goody-two-shoes Lily done anything bad lately? Forget your homework? Forget to suck up to a teacher? Please tell!
Lily rolled her eyes and kept a firm grip on her temper. She took out her wand, keeping a good eye on McGonagall; she tapped the sheet of paper and concentrated on the piece on Sirius' desk and muttered, "Notorlis" Pleased she wrote on the paper
What the hell do you want Black?
Why Goody two shoes I didn't know you knew this charm. It wouldn't have a use for you.
There are a lot of spells I know that normally wouldn't come in handy but can be satisfying.
Now, now lets please be nice and not make not-so-subtle threats
Why its fun reading their bickering.
Now Goody two shoes, that isn't a nice thing to say you should live up to your name and drool after my perfection while being good.
What use is perfection when you can't prove it? There are spells that can be done to take off that proof of Manly hood. And I know quite a few.
She is going to cause permanent damage to him Prongs of the worst kind we have to stop them!
You do have a point there Moony Lily Sirius be nice little children.
Stay out of it!
Stay out of it!
You try Moony I'm just going to get my head bit off.
"Mr. Black! Miss Evans! Since you too aren't even trying to pay attention, Miss Evans please turn Mr. Black into an animal. Otherwise I take off 30 points to Gryffindor."
Lily let out an evil grin at Sirius, who gulped. Lily stood and pointed her wand at Sirius, "Flobberoulis" Light green and yellow light shot out of Lily's wand and Sirius, knowing what she was turning him into, tried to get out of the way but he was too slow.
The light engulfed him and when it died down even Professor McGonagall laughed. A rather large flobberworm lay on the floor where Sirius was standing. The only sign that the worm was Sirius was the black streak of hair down the flobberworms back. Someone took a picture with a muggle camera and when McGonagall could stop laughing she asked Lily to turn him back.
"I don't know. He looks a lot cuter like this." At a fierce look from McGonagall she changed him back. Sirius was furious and immediately pointed his wand and Lily and yelled, "Stupefy". The room went deadly quiet. 'Oh shit' James thought. The spell went towards Lily and she pointed her wand at it, "Reflectio."
McGonagall gasped and the stunning charm hit something and got a bright red and shot straight back at Sirius ten times more powerful. By the looks lethal, McGonagall tried to defuse it but her efforts were in vain.
Sirius braced for it but a millimeter from his face the spell stopped. Sirius opened his eyes and seen the red of the spell.
Lily walked forward, her face a mask of nothing, "don't ever throw a spell at me, Black, and expect it to hit. Just expect it to piss me off." The bell rang and with a swish of her wand the stunning spell disappeared and Lily picked up her bag and left the stunned class.
The rest of the day went by with the whispered gossip about what happened between Lily and Sirius. During the rest of the day Sirius tried many times to get back at Lily with pranks but each of them backfired onto him.
It was about nine and Lily was tired of homework. Her ribs hurt like hell and she was hungry. So making sure James wasn't hiding in the room she went to the mirror beside the fireplace, "Alronzo" and the mirror wavered and she walked through her reflection.
The tunnel was long and winding and she soon came to a six way cross. She took the one heading southwest and soon came to a tile door. She pushed it open and walked into the bustle of the kitchens.
Mimi came rushing up to her, "Lily, Lily do you want you usual Lily?" With a chuckle Lily nodded and Mimi went bustling off to get Lily's normal after dinner, dinner. Lily made her way over to floor in front of the hearth and was surprised to see James sitting there already with Sirius.
When they heard the slower than normal for house elves foot steps they turned and Sirius' eyes went molten, then he sneered, "well, well, well Goody-two-shoes Evans decided to break another school rule and came to the kitchens. I wonder-" "Shut up Black.
I've been coming to the kitchens before you even knew where the hell the food came from." To prove that four house elves including Mimi came bustling over with many platters.
They set the food down and bowed to 'Miss Evans' and said that her normal dessert would be ready when she wished for it. Sirius and James just stared in disbelief as Lily uncovered the platters to everything from gourmet chicken to Pizza with the works.
She was about half way through spaghetti when she seemed to notice them staring. She swallowed a gulp of Mountain Dew and asked, "What?"
James just shook his head. He was seeing more of the Lily Evans he didn't even know existed in the past few months than he had ever, "its just that you have beaten Sirius' record of eating by mass and by time now."
Lily shrugged and started on her dessert, chocolate ice cream cake, and said between bites, "I eat to my hearts content the way I want to eat and how much of it I want to eat. I'm hungry now like I always am after dinner so I come here and eat what I want to eat regardless of records."
She polished off the cake and a fourth Mountain Dew and stood. Mimi came rushing over, something in a bag in her hand, "Lily before you go can you give this to Leo and Tear? I promised them it when we got it."
Perplexed James and Sirius watched as Lily accepted the bag kissed Mimi on the cheek and went straight into a part of the tile on the far wall. James went over to inspect it and found just wall.
"Well hell, it seems Evans is more than we thought. You better be careful Sirius." Sirius nodded and they both exited the kitchens wondering who the hell Lily Evans really was.
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