Author's Note:

::cry cry:: The 6th chapter....I'm sooo happy!! Lol. The winner of the poll is Kyou, by the way, and there's another poll at the bottom. I'm going to make this chapter as long as possible, and....uhhh...yeah. THIS CHAPTER IS FULL OF RANDOMNESS, so please don't flame me if you find anything offending in ! Oh, also, I saved my plushie. ::holds up Ayame plushie held together with duct tape:: Heh heh...Oh! And I'm SOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!!!! I'M SOOOO SORRY!!!!! I FORGOT!!! ::gets slapped by Ayame plushie::

Chibs

The Zoo, A Disturbing Secret, and Another Dose of Coffee

The day after the election, Ayame and Shigure were talking in the hall. Neither of them could believe it- Hatori had won for president!! "NOOOOOOOO!" Ayame wailed, "All that work for nothing!" Shigure patted him on the back. "It's alright, my Ayaa." Just then, he stopped, his eyes growing wide. "Ooh, ooh, I know!" Shigure grinned, "We can have Haa-San impeached!" Ayame stopped sobbing to look over at Shigure. "We could...but how?" They stood silently for a moment, when just then, Ayame turned, looking evil. "Coffee." He said simply. Shigure grinned. "ALL RIGHT!!!"

Shigure glanced into the classroom. Hatori was there, alone, shifting through some papers. "Hello, Haa-San." Shigure said evilly, walking up to him. Hatori turned and blinked. "What do you want?" He asked suspicously. Ayame popped up behind him. "Oh, nothing, 'Tori-San...here...don't you want A DRINK?" Ayame held a cup up to Hatori's nose. Hatori took a step back. "Um, no, I can't stand coffee." Shigure blinked. "Oh, but Haa-San, this isn't coffee....it's...uhh...polluted water?" Ayame stared at Shigure, then turned and leaped toward Hatori. "DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" The only sounds students in the hallway heard were sounds of choking and a simple yell of "YES!"

Ayame and Shigure sat happily in thier seats. Before the end of the day they were sure that Hatori would be impeached. Why? COFFEE. Problem was, they hadn't seen him since they shoved the coffee down his throat. Ayame twitched nervously as the class chattered, waiting for the teacher. Just then, the door slammed open and Hatori strode in. "HI!" He grinned, his eyes wide. "OKAY, LET'S PLAN A FIELD TRIP!!!" Ayame and Shigure grinned as Hatori jumped up and down. The class began to talk about possible Field Trips. "OOH, OOH I KNOW!!!" Hatori screeched, "LET'S GO TO THE ZOO!!!" The whole class immediatly stopped talking and stared. "The zoo?" One guy repeated slowly, "What, are you gay?" Hatori stopped jumping up and down and pondered that for a moment. "OH MY-" Ayame didn't get to finish his yell. Shigure jumped up and ran, pushing staring students out of the way. "PROTECT THE PACKAGE!!" He screeched, then pushed Hatori to the ground.

"The zoo might be fun..." One girl in the front said. The guy that called Hatori gay shrugged. "Whatever. It's not up to us anyway, it's up to the president." Hatori jumped back up. "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!"

The school bus was full of chatter as it pulled into the zoo parking lot. "Our plan is going perfectly." Shigure hissed to Ayame. "Hatori MUST BE IMPEACHED!!!" Shigure cackled, and at that moment a lightning bolt flashed outside and there was total silence. Ayame grinned, looking up at the sky, which was now clear and blue. "Wow, Gure-san, that was really cool." "WHAT'S COOL?" Hatori jumped out of nowhere. "WHAT'S COOL?!?! TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!" Ayame and Shigure shrunk back, while nearby students ignored him. "Umm...nothing, nothing." Shigure said dully. "Let's go, shall we?" The trio followed the group of students inside, where Hatori's eyes grew wide. He then began to run and dance. "I feel pretty, Oh so pretty...and witty, and pretty, and..." He paused for a moment. "GAY!" The whole class turned to stare, while Ayame gasped again. "PROTECT THE PACKAGE!!!!!" Shigure screeched, and then leaped forward, pushing Hatori to the ground.

The students shrugged and went off into the zoo. Shigure stood up, brushing off his clothes. "Well, that was fun." He said happily. "Let's go, shall we?" Ayame and Shigure went off, Hatori following close behind. The class went around to each exhibit, looking somewhat content. "Ooh, look!" Ayame said, pointing. "It's the atrium! Let's go, Gure-san, can we, can we?" Shigure nodded. "Of course, Aaya!" As soon as Ayame stepped in the atrium, a light shone on him and birds came and landed on his arms. "Woah." Shigure blinked. "Aaya looks all holy!" Hatori stared. "Aaya looks....GAY!" Shigure gasped while Ayame turned around, looking hurt. "So?" He asked dully. For a split second there was nothing but silence. "PROTECT THE PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!" Shigure screamed, throwing himself toward Ayame. Hatori just stood there.

Lunch...

Hatori, Ayame, and Shigure all sat at a table together, eating lunch by the duck pond. Ayame was still a little offended.

by Hatori, but Shigure had managed to calm him down. "Ooh!!" Hatori said suddenly, jumping up and pointing at the duck pond. "Look!! DUCKIES!!!" Shigure blinked. "Um..yeah, duckies- that's it." Hatori turned. "Ooh, can I have one? Can I, can I, PLEASE?!?!" Shigure looked evil. "Sure- go and get 'em." Hatori turned, and before anyone could stop him, he jumped into the duck pond. Ayame smiled in amusement. "You have a crazy mind, 'Gure-San." Shigure beamed in delight as nearby students watched on, disturbed.

Will Hatori be impeached? Is Ayame really gay? And...WILL THE DUCKIES SURVIVE?!?! No one knows...yet. MWA HA HA HA....the next chapter:

Ayame's Diary

Speaks for itself.

Oh- and Kyou won the poll.