I let out a moan, I felt like I was made of lead, I tried to lift my finger and found it was too heavy.

A wet cloth was put to my eyes and a woman said "It is all right, you are safe"

I mumbled unintelligently and drifted off again.

(Time laps)

I had no idea how long I'd been out but I heard voices again, many more this time and they were all female. I vaguely wondered if god was taunting me by sending me to heaven before I was sent to hell. I opened my eyes and started panicking, my vision was blurry and I couldn't make out anything. I'd always been able to see without my glasses. Oh god what happened? I felt like I couldn't breath, I was truly scared I could barely see and I had no idea were I was. My breaths were short and ragged and I tensed as a hand was placed on my shoulder.

"Please, be at peace you are safe"

"I can't see, who are you?" until then I never thought I could sound that scared.

"I am Idril, your healer."

I nodded and fell back on the bed, I shut my eyes and took deep breaths, opening them I found my vision to be a bit better.

"I'm sorry, it's really scary to wake up and have so little eye sight."

My voice died as I looked around the bed. At least twenty women were huddled together and they were all looking adoringly at me. Now I was really scared, I think I'd be happier with less eye sight.

One woman said almost lustfully "My lord, do you need anything?"

Why are they all looking at me like that…and I'm not a guy, or did I change over night? "Can I have a mirror?"

My eyes popped as there was a stampede to get a mirror, they rushed off in all directions. They were clawing to get to me first. Taking a small mirror from a near by woman I almost screamed. She had pointed ears! When I touched her hand and said thanks she swooned and fainted. Bringing the mirror to my face I almost fell in love with myself. Then the shock set in, I was a guy, a really hot guy.

I had lightly tan skin and a roman nose, my eyes were a deep green and I had long black hair that would've made Fabio green with envy. I'm a Gary-stu…oh god did I sin that much?

(When I started this chap. I wanted it to be all humor, but it came out like this, I'll try to make the next one better. Was the description good? I'm not sure if I made it long enough.

Peanut Butter- you have no idea how happy it makes me to have someone who likes my writing. )