I set the mirror down next to me. Holy god…I can't tell them I'm a girl, that'd be awful. I kinda like the attention anyway, I'll just ride this thing…can't hurt to have some fun. Or could it? When did I become skitso? I made you like this, you are a sick degenerate I can break you just as easily, sounds kinky. Do not test me! Someone needs anger management

"Can someone tell me where I am?"

One of the women said "You are in Lorien" They all look the same, how do I tell them apart?

Idril spoke up "My lord, what is your name?"

"My name is Narcissus, you can call me Nari if you'd like" I love irony

The women swooned and crooned my new nickname. "May I speak with the lord and lady?"

"Do you feel up to it?"

I nodded and attempted to stand, the good thing about having groupies is that they catch you when you fall. With cries of concern they laid me back down on the bed.

"I guess I'll just wait"

The women cried as one "We will bring them to you!" and with that they stormed off.

I looked to Idril and said full of wonderment "Has that ever happened?"

She shook her head no and said "I wish I could have gone with them…"

I touched her arm and told her it was all right. She promptly tackle hugged me.

By the time I'd managed to pry her off of me the fans had returned bringing a very scared couple in their wake.

"Would you all mind leaving the lord, lady and I alone?"

I immediately regretted my decision, as soon as they had left Galadriel threw herself at me with a cry of "I want you!"

I sat there in shock, how are you supposed to respond to that?

"I-I thank you my lady but you are married, I would hate to disrupt something so pure…"

Celeborn said calmly "I don't want her, all she dose is mope about and carry on about how the ring is so bad…"

Have I warped cannon that much? "I-but what about your people surely they want you to stay together…"

"Not really, they don't care as long as she's happy"

All hope of making a reply was cut off as I realized that the lady of the light was giving me a hicky.

(sorry if this is kinda scary…I had a bit too much fun with this I think there'll just be one or two more chapters…I thank you all for reviewing, it makes me feel like an accomplished writer.

Review responses!

Saga123- Awwww thanks I feel spiffy now!

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