Imperfection07: As you can plainly see, I've removed a chapter…feel free to bash me over the head for taking too long to think straight and rewrite the chapter.
Ash: (Is about to say "Sit")
Imperfection07: You've done enough sitting to me for a few weeks (removes rosary). Hmm…now who should I put this on? (Glances in a direction/Demonic grin.) Ooh…this is going to make my day…including some people who absolutely loathe this guy (bolts).

Disclaimer: (Updated) Pokemon and the characters are © Nintendo/Game Freak. Mona and the made-up Pokemon in this fanfiction are © Imperfection07

Virtual Pokemon Insanity
Part 12: VS Phanteon and Ho-oh

Previously-
"I'm sorry Eevee…I promise I won't let this happen again…" I replied before glaring at Mewthree and getting onto my feet despite the pain trying to force me back down. At the moment, all I knew was that THIS was the last stand "You're going to be in so much agony once I'm finished with you…"

Eevee nodded before becoming engulfed by a bright light that blinded everyone including me since I was holding onto it. "That goes for me too!"

"It's Evolving!" Misty exclaimed.

"But into what?" Ash asked.

That was a good question…

Presently-
Everyone continued staring at Eevee who had presently turned a bright white color, showing its evolution. I was too much in awe and surprise to notice my injury before slowly letting go of Eevee as it became weightless and changed form, taking slow steps away until it was a good two feet in front of me. It wasn't becoming an Espeon or Umbreon that's for sure.

The light faded so we could finally see what Eevee had evolved into.

It had pitch-dark eyes like Mewthree's only they had a whitish glow where its pupils were. It's long and lean dark gray body floated using only two front leg appendages, defying the law of gravity like a ghost pokemon. Its head was shaped to look more dog-like (similar to a Jolteon) with a flowing mane of fur at the base, part of the light brownish/silver mane was flowing although there was no wind in the gym. Its long tail had a claw-like ending that curled around a ball of black energy with the darkness insignia (example: Pokemon Trading Card Game).

(Note: if anyone's watched War of the Worlds they'd understand the glowing-pupils-bit)

"What…is that!" Brock asked with a stunned expression.

"Well…technically I'm the first of my kind…and you're the one who has me first." The Pokemon, which was once Eevee, said to me with a gruff and Mewtwo-ish sounding voice. "You ought to name me…"

I stared and glanced at the dark energy ball that was in the claw-grip of its tail. Of course…due to it being a sure-fire Ghost Pokemon I said aloud: "Phanteon!"

"Phanteon?" Misty gave me a weird look.

"Well…I'm the one who 'caught' him and discovered him first so…" I shrugged before the sudden pain stung me again. "…let's just…drop this…subject for now…shall we…?" I wheezed before standing up.

"Oh…so you think that Pokemon is going to beat us…do you human?"

"He's not just a Pokemon, he's my friend…and he's going to bring you to a world of pain…" I grinned. Oh boy, 4Kids probably would've thrown a fit for that remark…

"Mewthree, you're disobeying orders! Return at once!" Giovanni snapped.

"Oh I will…after I put this traitor out of her misery…" Mewthree responded with a sneer as yellow energy crackled at its fingertips.

"You will do no such thing to her!" Phanteon roared, flying (YES, FLYING) at Mewthree and biting down on his arm, canceling the electricity.

"Get off me, insolent beast!" Mewthree roared, attempting to swat Phanteon away with a Psychic attack only to have it bounce harmlessly off the Eevee-evolution. To this, Phanteon smirked.

"That's it; Phanteon's also a DARK type!" Brock exclaimed. "That's why the Psychic attack has no effect!"

"Stating the obvious..." Mewtwo muttered to himself.

"Mona, you and Phanteon have Mewthree on the run!" Misty shouted.

"You've got that right! Phanteon, SHADOW BALL!" I shouted as I got support on the wall. Phanteon's tail-orb gained a deadly violet aura before the Pokemon swung its tail at the opponent. Mewthree recoiled from the hit before wailing in pain as Phanteon's two visible canines were forcefully ripped from his arm.

"That's got to hurt…" Ash winced as Mewthree clutched at the wound before shaking his head. "You've got him! Throw the Master Ball!"

"Not yet!" I shouted back. "We're not done with this cat! Aren't we Phanteon!"

"We're most certainly NOT!" Phanteon replied before charging at Mewthree. I shot a glare at my legitimate father which he returned before I turned my attention towards the battle.

"Phanteon, use Faint Attack!" I shouted as the ghost/dark type started disappearing and reappearing before gaining a dark red aura and ramming into the enemy. Mewthree retaliated by aiming a Shadow Ball at Phanteon who dodged and let out a deep snarl before an idea formed in my head. This was going to humiliate DAD by 100 percent…no really… "LICK HIM!"

Mewthree shot me a disgusted look. "Oh you must be-" Of course…Phanteon aimed a sloppy doggy-kiss right on the Pokemon's face.

SLUUURRP!

"YAAAAAAAAAAARRRUGH! DISGUSTING LITTLE (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED)!" Mewthree yowled as it tried to swipe the slobber off its face prior to getting frozen slightly. "What-what's happening to me!"

"Oh please Mewthree…even YOU should know that LICK makes the opponent become paralyzed!" I retorted, throwing Mewthree's words back at him. Phanteon chuckled and showed.

"She does have a point…and Ghost moves are super-effective against both Ghost and Psychic pokemon…didn't you know that Giovanni?" Mewtwo asked with humor in his voice.

"Okay Phanteon, take a break!" I shouted before releasing Ho-oh. Phanteon leapt towards me and allowed itself to be used as a crutch so I could stand better. "Everyone, get out of here!"

"You can't just stay here by yourself!" Ash shouted as he held onto Pikachu.

"I'll catch up with you guys! This next attack might bring down the entire gym and us with it!" I called back. Ho-oh must've understood what I meant since it got poised and charged a lot of fire energy that seemed to be released in wisps of intensely hot air through its feathers.

"We're not leaving you behind…" Pikachu said aloud.

I glanced away from Ho-oh to see Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, and Mewtwo behind me.

"But…" I blinked before looking at Phanteon then at Ho-oh. A grim smile followed. "Giovanni…this is for putting me and my mother in so much pain… HO-OH, USE SACRED FIRE!"

Giovanni's eyes widened as Ho-oh's fire aura formed into a gigantic ball of energy before getting fired straight at Mewthree. The Team Rocket boss didn't waste any time to flee as the Mewtwo clone was surrounded by flames. Mewtwo sent up his barrier to block the immense flames as I recalled the Rainbow Pokemon.

"Throw the Master Ball, hurry!" Ash shouted as we all felt the heat from the attack. I reached behind and pulled out the final Master Ball as Mewthree stumbled to its feet. It looked warily at me with its black eyes before I gritted my teeth, clenched the ball with my hand, and threw it straight at the clone.

"MASTER BALL, GO!"

Mewthree yowled in dismay before getting warped inside the Master Ball that shook back and forth before the light dimmed.

"Alright!" Ash cheered before a burning support beam fell to the floor behind him and Mewthree's ball was warped out.

"We've got to get out of here!" Brock yelled.

"Mewtwo, TELEPORT NOW!" I cried out as another beam fell towards us. Mewtwo grimaced as he focused Psychic energy that had us warp out the gym in time and arrive back in the same room of the Pokemon Center where we were before the whole event started.

"From the looks of things, everyone's still asleep…" Brock muttered as I pulled off the Team Rocket cap and grimaced.

"And Giovanni escaped…" I muttered, sitting back on the bed. "He got away before the Sacred Fire blast could make its mark…"

"At least you caught Mewthree…you can go back…home…" Misty's voice slowed and I immediately understood why. Going back to Earth meant life going back the way it was…

Pokemon would be just game characters…and I wouldn't see my friends as easily as just walking next door.

"We could go back to New Bark Town." Ash said aloud causing me to look up at him. "We did promise Professor Oak, right?"

"Yeah…we definitely should…" I nodded before looking at my outfit. My mom wouldn't be happy seeing me in a Team Rocket uniform. "Uh…you guys did find my outfit did you?"

Everyone sweat-dropped and rubbed the back of their heads except Togepi and Phanteon. It was quite obvious that it they got destroyed in the fire…

"…nuts…" (Insert face-palm here) "Okay…does anyone have black paint or know how to scrape a design off a shirt?"

To be continued…

Imperfection07: …the freaking two chapters I was working on were taking too long and I figured I'd be finished by the end of the school year if I continued…so I did the alternate and I'm going to post those chapters in another story to avoid getting the story deleted…once I finish VPI and/or have enough time to get to work on it.

As for whom I threw the rosary at? Err...I'll tell you once I finish the real 13th chapter...

(Painful moans in background)

Any guesses? Anyone? Okay then...later! (Runs off with video camera) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...