AUTHOR'S NOTE In response to Lady-Drea, I really hadn't given any thought to what they did with the snake. I guess you can just assume that after they explained things to Hawkeye and Trapper, they destroyed it themselves.

One suggestive line in here, people. It's only rated T, so I thought I'd give you all a heads up. This is the only time anything even remotely suggestive shows up, so no worries.

DISCLAIMER Don't own them. Still. Never will. …sweet smile…

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The twins lounged lazily in the Swamp. Hawkeye and Trapper both had duty in Post-Op and Frank avoided the twins at all times. Life among Muggles had taken getting used to, but if South Korea had a Ministry of Magic, they hadn't caught wind of Fred and George yet. They suspected that the war had taken the attention of wizards and Muggles alike.

George was restless. His side was completely healed (which had raised his opinion greatly of Muggle medicine) and he and Fred had had a great time pulling small pranks around camp. Frank was now wary of any object that came his way. But George's heart grew heavy.

Fred noticed the change. "What's wrong, Forge?" he asked.

George sighed. "Have you thought about how we're getting home?"

Fred cringed. "Do you think we could fix the Time Turner?"

"We could try." George got up and dug the Time Turner out of the footlocker they had been supplied with. He squinted at it. "I wouldn't make it a portkey again."

"That's for bloody sure," Fred said, glaring.

George cringed slightly. "Once we make it back to '99, we could just apparate home."

"Mmm," Fred agreed.

"We've watched Dad take apart Muggle stuff our whole lives," George remarked. "You think we're up to it?"

Fred blinked. "You mean take the Time Turner apart?" George nodded. "What if we break it even more? Then we'd never get home."

George sighed. "That's true. But what other choice do we have?"

"We can't be the only wizards around. What if we wait and see if we can find someone else to fix it?"

George shook his head. "I have a good idea." He pulled out his wand and put the tip to the Time Turner. "Reparo!"

Nothing happened. George shrugged. "Worth a shot."

"Uh-oh." Fred was no longer paying attention to his brother.

"What?"

"I think the Time Turner is the least of our worries now."

George turned around to see Frank Burns staring at them. He hastily tried to hide his wand, but it was too late. Frank was already rushing off for Hot Lips' tent.

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"Colonel, this is important!"

Henry put his head on his desk. Maybe when he opened his eyes, Hot Lips and Frank would be gone.

"Colonel Blake!" It was Hot Lips this time. "Major Burns and I feel that it is very dangerous to have these two obviously unbalanced civilians in this camp!"

Henry rolled his eyes. "Oh come on, Major! Fred and George are not any crazier than you."

"Major Burns saw them, Colonel! They were waving a stick around like it was a magic wand!"

Henry smirked a little at Frank, who hadn't said much. "That right, Frank?"

"It absolutely is!"

"You have a very feminine voice today, Frank."

Frank glared at Henry. But before he could say anything, Hawkeye and Trapper burst through the door. "Hello Henry!"

"Ugh!" Hot Lips glared. "Can't you see that we're in the middle of something?"

"What's up, Henry?" Trapper asked.

"They want psychological examinations done on the twins."

"Fred and George?" Hawkeye cried. "You have to be kidding!"

"I saw them!" Frank protested. "They were playing with a wooden stick!"

Hawkeye looked up in mock interest. "You can get out of here for that? I should have been out of here long ago!"

Hot Lips gasped. "There is a lady present!" she shouted, incensed.

Hawkeye looked around. "Where?"

Frank stood up angrily. "Why you…"

"Hold it!" Henry bellowed. When there was silence, he continued. "I'll put in a call to Sidney Freedman. Will that make you happy?"

Frank gave a curt nod before he and Hot Lips stormed from Henry's office. Hawkeye and Trapper shared a worried look. "Uh, Henry, the twins aren't crazy," Hawkeye offered.

Henry sighed. "I know that! But I will do just about anything to get those two to shut up. So no arguments! The twins are being analyzed and that's the end of it! I'm sure they'll be fine."

Hawkeye and Trapper smiled weakly.