I was slightly baffled as I saw Celeborn walk over to the other side of the room.
My confusion grew as he said "Five…four…three… two…"
BANG! The door flew open and howls of rage were heard, I didn't have time to register what was going on as the woman ripped their queen off of me.
The woman faced each other and they all started to become darker.
I said the only thing I could think of "Ladies, please don't fight…I'm only one man, I can't possibly make you all happy"
They all looked at me with matching demonic smiles. I should've let them fight.
The next thing I knew I was bound and gagged, getting ready to marry twenty one Elvin women. When it comes to a Gary-stu laws don't matter, I also think all the men were scared of how evil the women could become.
(time)
"Ada? I had an awful nightmare…you were really a woman and-"
I cut my son off before he could go on "Son, put all those nasty thoughts behind you…"
Tucking him in I wondered how I was going to explain this should he ask again.
Which one is this? Ah yes, child 19…
"Good night, Orophin"
I still can't believe it's been ten years and I'm still not used to being called daddy.
(Fin)
(that's all folks, I hope you liked reading this and don't hate me for ending it there…have a good day)