I'm a bit POed about the English Dub voices being replaced for the ninth season of Pokemon and the 10th anniversary. I SWEAR WE WERE JUST FINE WITH 4KIDS BEFORE THIS CRAP HAPPENED! Okay, enough ranting, going to finish the fanfic.

Oh...and one more thing: I threw the rosary at Harley due to him being a J-E-R-K and an A-...-WHAM!-

Ash: -Holding Frying Pan- Err... -Looks at it- Censorship...-Bolts-

Harley: MY HERO!

Ash: OSUWARI! -Harley crashes- THAT'S FOR MAY YOU JER-UH OH! -Runs from Imperfection07 who brandishes a gigantic mallet...and sits Harley as she passes him-

-To be honest... I know for a fact Harley deserves it...-

Virtual Pokemon Insanity
Chapter 13: Homecoming

Chapter 1:
ROLE CALL!

"Let's see…whoever's fully healed sound off…" I said as me and my Pokemon stood outside the Pokemon Center. From my right to left it was Zigrat, Godzilla, Phanteon, Ho-oh, Mewtwo, and Lugia. I was standing in front of them, well…directly in front of Ho-oh so they could all get a good view of me.

I had finally gotten a better outfit consisting of blue jeans, a pair of sunglasses, a new green/black hat, black shirt (which had the red R scraped off), dark-green vest, green shoes with a white tip and shoelaces.

"All set!" Zigrat responded.

"Ah, a Raichu can't shock me senseless…" Godzilla said with a toothy grin before spotting Zigrat sparking his fist and getting ready to sucker-punch him. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"

"Thinking? Thinking about what!" Zigrat forced his paw behind his back, zapping himself in the process. "AAAAOW…! FIRE ON THE POOPDECK!"

"I'm fine…" Phanteon grumbled as he attempted to scratch behind his ear…which was kind-of hard since all he had was a ghostly-tail. This ended up with him floating upside down in mid-air. "…well…I would be fine if I can get this darned itch to stop…"

"…" Ho-oh just stood there and waited.

"Ne, you can't talk…can you?"

A nod followed.

"A mute legendary… Right, Mewtwo? How are you and Lugia?"

"Well…luckily Mewthree has bad aim…" Mewtwo replied. "I meant to say I'm fully healed as it is…"

"…just a nice wing stretch here…" Lugia stuck its wings straight out.

CR-ICK! CR-ICK!

"And a good back-arch here…"

CR-ICK!

We all stared at Lugia as it popped its joints into place.

CR-ICK! CR-ICK! CR-ICK! POP!

"Ahhhhhh…" It sighed before spotting us with our jaws slightly unhinged and/or having twitching eyes. An awkward silence passed before Lugia got back into focus. "Up and ready!"

"I just have an almost healed injury…" I finished off before looking at them. "Uh…you guys aren't really mad about what happened in Viridian City…right?"

"It's not your fault…we all knew you were under mind-control…" Zigrat replied as he rubbed his sore behind. "Sides, it's not like I haven't been blasted by a Hyper Beam attack before…"

"Well…technically you once got hit by a Fire Blast (thanks to Ho-oh), one Aero-Blast (from Moi), two Hyper-Beams thus far (both Gyarados), a Solar Beam (from that red-head's Meganium)," Lugia counted off, somehow counting off using his feathers as fingertips.

"Yes, yes, we know. Godzilla here even got hit by a Thunder attack." Phanteon pointed at the water type, righting itself. "Did you know HOW MANY TIMES I got nailed by that Gengar's Nightmare when I was an Eevee! That was in Ecruteak City and I was barely at level 25!"

"Be glad she taught you how to use Mud-Slap…you didn't know how to BITE yet…" Godzilla muttered.

"What has THAT got to do with anything!!" Phanteon growled.

"…and we somehow managed to change the subject without even realizing it…" I muttered aloud.

"We did…?"

"Would you believe us if we said no?" Mewtwo asked with an abundant amount of sarcasm in his voice before I noticed footsteps behind me.

"Okay, everyone return!" I said aloud, calling back two Pokemon at a time (except Phanteon) before turning slightly and spotting Ash with Pikachu on his head.

"So, are you ready?"

"Yeah, we're set." I replied. "What about you, Bayleef, Pikachu, and Cyndaquil?"

"We're good," Ash replied as he looked at Pikachu. "Right?"

"Well…at least I have all four limbs…" Pikachu joked, mentioning towards Phanteon who shot it a glare.

"Har-har…that was so funny I forgot how to laugh…" Phanteon muttered, attempting to scratch behind its ear before using its foreleg. "You're forgetting I have the powers of both Ghost and Dark Pokemon now…I can easily knock you into the horizon with ONE attack, ya little rat."

"I'd like so see you try, two-legged pooch…" Pikachu smirked.

"Okay den…" Phanteon shot Pikachu a deadly grin causing the electric Pokemon to jump off Ash's shoulder and take off running.

"So, where are Brock and Misty?" I asked, wiping off the sweat-drop.

"They're out front…"

"Well…we can't keep them waiting can we?"

"SOMEBODY RECALL THAT MUTT INTO ITS BALL!" Pikachu cried out in the background.

"WHO DID YOU JUST CALL A MUTT!" Phanteon roared as it shot off a Shadow Ball.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I pretty much decided to recall Phanteon right then and there…

Chapter 2:
Reunion

Fortunately New Bark Town was just a ten hour walk (sarcasm).

Well…we stopped for two hours at Cherrygrove before continuing. I decided to lead the rest of the way since I automatically remembered this being the same area where Suicune ran off and I had run down this path several times as a beginning trainer with Butterfree, Furret, Eevee, Beedrill, Totodile, and Pidgeotto.

"You sure this is the right way?" Misty asked.

"Yeah…I'm pretty sure…" I replied before we cleared the forest and overlooked the small town which I was a bit familiar with. "Well…this is it…"

"You're sure," Brock asked.

"Yeah…I mean…knowing Mom…she's incredibly worried and," I heard rapid footfalls before turning and spotting a Ninetales (that was silver in color) which immediately jumped at me. "HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

KER-THUD!

Of course…I was covered in dog slobber as I tried to get it off…while laughing in hysterics.

"Ah, Ninetales stop! C'mon!" I cried out as Ash and the others just stood there and stared with confused expressions before more footfalls were heard and Ninetales got off me. I went silent before looking up from my lying down position. There was an air of confusion before I stood up and recognized the character/person in front of me.

"…Mona…?"

I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere. Then I recalled the memory of the woman who helped me and Eevee during that thunderstorm.

"…Mom…?"

Well…that certainly shorted out the long pause. Amelia leapt at me, embracing me in a (croaks) tight… (AIR! NEED AIR!) …hug…

"OH MONA! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN! I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER!" Amelia cried out. I'm surprised nobody else besides my friends witnessed the outburst. "I THOUGHT GIOVANNI GOT YOU TO JOIN HIM!"

"Well… (GAAHK)…he…" I tried to speak between gasps of air.

"Actually he had the Pokemon chasing her use Mind Control and…well…" Ash blurted out before I shot him a look that read: "Ash Ketchum you idiot…" and Amelia tightened her hug.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE USED MIND CONTROL?"

"CHOKING NOT BREATHING," I gasped before Amelia slowly released her hold and murmured a silent apology.

"Um…Mrs.…?" Brock started.

"It's Ms." Amelia replied. "I'm divorced as it is…so just call me Amelia. That's what everyone calls me these days. Other than that, I'm glad you've come home safe after disappearing for two full years without even telling me where you were."

"That's…going to take a lot of time to explain…" I sighed. "That's kind-of why I wanted to return…"

"Oh…I almost forgot." Amelia became stern. "Samuel Oak came here to visit on an important matter of the Pokemon you just caught."

"The Poke-mon…" I murmured before it hit me. "OH, OH RIGHT!"

"C'mon! It's probably about Mewthree…!" Ash cried out, running ahead before sprinting back and standing in place.

"You have no idea where they are…" I smirked resulting in a sheepish nod from Ash before I turned to Amelia. "Lead the way, mom…because I have NO idea where they're waiting either…"

Amelia nodded with a smile on her face and began walking towards town with us following behind. "You've been lost so long you don't remember Johto like the back of your hand…even though you managed to catch over 200 Pokemon in the meantime." She said with a small laugh. I think Ash was holding back a cry of: "TWO HUNDRED POKEMON!" before Amelia continued. "By the way, how's Eevee?"

"Uh…it evolved…" I said with a sweat-drop.

"Odd…I thought you said you'd never let it Evolve…" Amelia said a bit puzzled.

"Well…if he hadn't evolved into Phanteon right then and there, we'd be in real trouble…" Misty said.

"I'll explain later…" I said when I noticed Amelia's confused look.

Chapter 3:
The Seventh Teammate

No sooner had we reached the laboratory we had met up with Professor Oak and Elm. Needless to say, they were a bit surprised when I showed them Phanteon.

"That's very interesting…a ghost/dark type you say…" Oak murmured as he examined Phanteon who was currently standing on the floor in the lab. Oak was kneeling so he could get a better view. "If what you are saying is true (that Eevee evolved into him) then there must be more than just the original five evolutions. I'm just confused as to how it became 'Phanteon'."

"Maybe it's because of Eevee's unstable DNA reacting to its environment…" Elm replied. "The Pokemon she recently caught was a Ghost/Psychic type so Eevee needed to become a Ghost/Dark hybrid."

"At any rate, you were the one to actually capture one first, so…you're the best bet to find out exactly what happened and if there are any new Eevee Evolutions." Oak said aloud before standing up and reaching into a pocket of his lab suit. "Other than that…the new Pokemon you recently caught…"

"Oh, you mean Mewthree…" I said aloud as Phanteon floated/wobbled over towards Amelia who hesitated for a moment before petting him over the head as though he was just a normal Eevee. Oak pulled out the occupied Master Ball and enlarged it so it fit his hand. "Uhm, are you sure we should release it!"

"Technically you got sixteen badges, and Pokemon at a very high level should be obeying you without question…" Oak explained.

"Tell that to Ash's Charizard…" Misty joked, causing Ash to droop his head forwards and sigh.

"Okay, if you say so…" I said, taking the Master Ball then reaching for Mewtwo's Pokeball and releasing him resulting in surprised expressions from whoever didn't see the genetic Mew before. "He's just a precaution…and a friend." I assured them before reluctantly pressing the button in the middle.

A bright flash later, Mewthree was standing in front of us in a menacing pose, albeit confused.

"Where…? I'm…" He went rigid when he saw the Master Ball in my hand. I couldn't help grinning as I twirled it on my finger (something I'm incapable of doing). "…YOU!"

"He-he-hehe-he…" I smirked as Mewthree glowered and turned abruptly, his back facing us.

"You just HAD to capture me…didn't you? That desperate to return home are you?"

"Don't try anything to flee Mewthree…" Phanteon growled. "We're still debating what to do with you…"

"So, um, why did you bring him all the way to Johto?" I asked, confused.

"You're going to be the first to carry seven Pokemon. It's not official but Mewthree and Phanteon are new Pokemon I want you to examine on the road to wherever you decide to travel next. They're going to have to stay in your party unlike the others you can switch around; this may make your team unbalanced but…"

"I understand. Besides, Mewthree's too wild to be kept in one place other than the Master Ball." I smirked.

"I HEARD THAT YOU BAKA!" Mewthree shouted in my face, unable to do anything else because of Mewtwo and Phanteon.

"Don't call me a baka!"

"I have nothing better to do, BAKA! Since I'm going to be traveling with you for the rest of my existence, I'd better make the flipping BEST OF IT!" He sneered. "BAKA…!"

"WHY YOU…!" I flew at Mewthree and latched my teeth down on his already injured arm (Mewthree: YOWCH!) before we went into an anime-brawl consisting of a fight cloud. Fortunately Mewtwo disabled Mewthree's special attacks.

"Are you sure there isn't an alternative for this?" Amelia commented.

"I'm afraid not…" Oak sighed as shrieks ranging from "IDIOT" "BAKA" "NINGEN" and "STUPID NEKO" rang out from the cat-fight.

Awkward silences passed between the spectators before Amelia spoke up. "Who wants a Cinnabar Burger? It's my specialty!"

"Sure, that sounds good!" Ash grinned.

"What about you Mona?" Amelia turned in my direction.

"Sure Mom!" I responded before landing a kick to the Baka-Neko's torso and finally recalling him.

"If you are going to be traveling with him, I'd better come along as well to make sure you both don't get into any fights like this…" Mewtwo grumbled as I shrunk the Master Ball containing Mewthree and storing it inside the key section of my backpack.

"Right, good idea…" I replied before following everyone to my old house.

To Be Continued…

Imperfection07: Okay, I swear the next chapter will possibly sum up this fanfiction. –Yowling from Stomach- As fer me, I honestly shouldn't have said anything about that Cinnabar Burger. Now I'm hungry…FOR MISO SOUP! –Runs out cackling-

Ash: …MISO! With Tofu?! EEEEEEW! –Nailed by flying Soup Bowl- OUCH!

Imperfection07: That's for the FRYING PAN!

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