'Worf is not a Merry Man' (a poem)
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Try, try... Try to understand...
Why Worf is Not... No!
Not a very 'Merry Man'
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Dress him up, or
Dress him down,
He's never 'Jolly'
Near Paris, or Any Town.
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Place him with a rollicking
Wild in the Woods little Band:
(Robin and all his Hoods),
Yay, but Worf will show the
Back of his Klingon 'Hand'
(Gives bad guys The Goods!)
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No, a man such as Him
Has no Jolly or whim...
No need of Velvet Glove:
He's Best at Battle... or
Making fierce, Wild Love!
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He'll not strum on ye' olde Lute or
Prance under yon forest canopy glade:
But in having the best Security Chief,
That bloke Captain Picard has it made!
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No... Mr. Worf is never, ever
A Derry-Merry Man... For
He's too busy being the 'Top
Sheriff' of the Enterprise clan!