Tech Talk,
What mech is 100 tons, has enough armor to go through the FedCom civil war, runs at 75 KPH, and has enough firepower to go toe to toe with a Daishi?
An Atlas when i'm done with it!
Whats the worst mech to pilot?
One without legs!
How do you call a mech without weapons?
A mobile target!
How do you call a mech without a tech to maintain it?
A scrapheap!
Whats the reason the Claners created the trueborns?
To make the techs work harder! (so i'm a freeborn…. So what!)
What does a trueborn do when he stubs his toe?
Goes to a tech to complain his leg myomerbundles dont work! (i'ts a genetic defect ;-))
Hope you liked it!
Greetz Ogrewolf :-)