Jack didn't even ask Teal'c and Daniel…Virago500, you catch on really quick! Thanks for the reviews I've gotten thus far…
It's a series of e-mails...I just loved doing it the first time!
To: Teal'c
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Wednesday
I've finally set them up! Send an e-mail to Jack saying that you can't make it to the team night on Wednesday.
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: Wednesday
I do not understand what you mean…set them up? And I am not going to be otherwise occupied on Wednesday, therefore I can go to the team night.
To: Teal'c
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Re: Wednesday
I've set them up…that means, I'm getting them to go on a date…it's a Tau'ri ritual that most of us go through to procure a spouse, er…mate.
In order for them to believe that we didn't actually plan this, neither one of us are going to be able to make it…so, you have to tell Jack that you can't make it, and I'll arrange to be called in for consultation by one of the other SG teams. Got it?
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Teal'c
Subject: Team Night
It is my regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the weekly team night this week.
To: Hammond, George
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Need a small favor…
I really, really, REALLY need to be assigned to work with one of the SG teams this Wednesday- something really pressing…if you want payment on that bet.
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Hammond, George
Subject: Re: Need a small favor…
I understand. SG-6 is going to P4C 457 on Wednesday at 0800 hours. They needed some help anyway…I'll let Colonel O'Neill know that you will be unable to go to the team night.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Hammond, George
Subject: Dr. Jackson
Dr. Jackson will be assigned to SG-6's missions to P4C 457. They needed an expert on Ancient language and culture, and unfortunately, I'll have to send him along. They leave Wednesday morning at 0800 hours.
To: Carter, Samantha
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Wednesday
Sorry, Sam…General Hammond just asked me to help SG-6 out with their mission to P4C 457. They've been studying some Ancient ruins, and need my help.
Have fun…by the way, the bowling alley- I forgot to mention it to Jack…is called "Jack and Jill's." Cheesy, I know…Sorry. :(
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Team Night
Daniel just e-mailed me…He can't make it to the team night. He was asked to help SG-6. Anyway, when are we meeting on Wednesday? Where?
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
General Hammond just e-mailed. Funny, Teal'c can't make it either…I guess it's just you and me. First of all, where are we going? The only bowling place I know of is Jack and Jill's…but that's pretty lame…
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Well, that's where we're going. I don't know where it is.
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Then, we'll meet at your place at 1830 hours? We'll take the truck.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
My car has better gas mileage…
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
But I like my truck!
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
At these gas prices? Sir, you must be joking!
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
All right…sigh
Isn't this all a little suspicious?
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Yes, sir…it's a lot like the time that you all threw that surprise birthday party for me. You know, everybody conveniently unavailable at the same time…
But, I'm not going to complain.
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Neither am I.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Wow, we're really getting serious…two dates in one week?
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
No…two team nights that our fellow team members skipped out on. But about getting serious…
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
We can't do this over e-mail…what about dinner my place on Friday night?
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Whatever you say…that little black dress?
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Dress blues…
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
WHAT!
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
J/K…fine, the little black dress…and the nice blue shirt…
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Fine by me…
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Oh, and by the way…dinner's on you.
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Chinese?
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
That's cheating…
To: Carter, Samantha
From: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
Subject: Re: Team Night
Fine…I'll be over at 1600 hours. You better not be there…show up (after you get pretty at Janet's house…I know you do!) at 1900 hours- give or take a few minutes.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Carter, Samantha
Subject: Re: Team Night
Yes sir.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: Team Night
Why can't you make it on Wednesday?
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: Team Night
I am going with Bra'tac to rally other Jaffa for our cause.
To: O'Neill, Jonathan (Jack)
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: Team Night
Liar...but I forgive you...
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Teal'c
Subject: News of a Depressing Nature
I believe O'Neill suspects...
To: Teal'c
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
Just bad news...anyway, that's not possible...my excuse was backed up by General Hammond...what was yours?
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
That I am going to rally more Jaffa for our cause.
To: Teal'c
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
See, it's fool-proof.
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
And yet not O'Neill-proof...
To: Teal'c
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
I thought they were the same thing...oh well, they're not backing out on us, are they?
To: Jackson, Daniel
From: Teal'c
Subject: Re: News of a Depressing Nature
I do not believe so, Daniel Jackson.
To: Hammond, George
From: Jackson, Daniel
Subject: (No subject)
All systems go for Operation: Matchmaker!
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