Disclaimer: If I owned it, Naruto and Sakura would have been childhood friends with crushes on each other from the start. As it is, I just have to pacify myself with the secret love the true writer provides us with. Me, in denial? Nah, I never did like swimming…
Warning: Though no Naruto's were hurt in the making of this fic, it is also implied that a Naruto will be.
Pairing: What else do I write? Naruto/Sakura
Rating: G, or K, whichever you prefer.
Her green eyes narrowed as she surveyed the scene that lay before her.Destruction wouldn't even come close to what her newest enemy had done… No, that was far too tame a word. Heartless, emotionless, devious, evil-minded clean carnage was closer. Yes, clean. Her enemy had at least had the honor to clean up after himself and spare her the horror of looking at the remains of his work. His one kindness would not save him, however. He would pay, and dearly, for what he had done. Sakura would personally make sure of it.
"Hey Sakura-chan, do you think-" Some self-preserving instinct, most likely inherited from the Kyuubi, stopped Naruto from finishing his sentence. Long enough to take a good hard look at his mate, at least.
Sakura turned, with nerve-wracking slowness toward the shaking demon-carrier, the aura around her dark enough to put out the Sun. That is, if the look on her face didn't make the vast entity run away screaming should she turn her rage on it. Naruto, himself, was wondering which way he should escape, eyes darting nervously between the open window and the doorway he had come through. The doorway was closer, but if he went through the window then he might be able to hide amongst some crowds until Sakura-chan calmed. Surely Sakura-chan wouldn't kill him in front of witnesses… would she? And anyway, it wasn't like Sakura-chan could blame him for what he had done… His victims had practically been begging him to-
"Naruto…" His lovely, sweet, beautiful, charming, innocent Sakura-chan's voice broke through his train of thought like a bull smashing through a china shop. Naruto gulped and looked at his mate, who at times seemed to possess more demonic qualities than he did. Unfortunately for Naruto, this was one of those times.
"Yes, beloved-chan?" He asked, using her favorite nickname in a vain attempt at pacifying her.
It worked about as well as throwing a pretty flower in a starving tiger's path would have.
Sakura bowed her head, pink hair hiding her eyes from view. "How dare you…" she began to pick up steam, like a bull scratching the ground with it's hooves, "eat all of the…" Naruto's terrified mind wondered unimportantly were all the animal metaphors were coming from, anyway, "CHOCOLATE!"
Naruto, knowing he was doomed anyway, decided to take his chances with the window. Diving out of it, he took off in a dead sprint… he was running for his life, now.
"NARUTO! I'M GONNA TIE YOU UP, TAKE YOU TO IRICHAKU'S AND THEN MAKE YOU WATCH ME EAT EVERY LAST BOWLE OF RAMEN THERE IS IN THAT PLACE! AND THEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Then and there, Naruto decided to never eat the last chocolate-chip cookies in the house again. Especially when Sakura-chan was having her period.
The End
Sorry, I'm not sure about the spelling. Hope no one gets mad at me…
--grin— Ah, a bit of NaruSaku fluff. Just what I needed. Not all that good, but I decided to let y'all to see it anyway. If you think it's crap, please don't tell me… I'm delicate. –sniffles--
But I don't have to worry about that, because all my reviewers have been so kind and nice. --tears up-- I love you guys! --collects herself--
Anyway, sorry for not updating for so long… It's a long story, involving several month's grounding and my muse being a pain in the ass. Hope you enjoyed!