Disclaimer- i only own the characters of naruto in my head cuz i lost them in a card game bet..…UNFAIR! but I own the children I made up! YEE-UH!

'Just think of this as a test for her parenting skills. You know, for when the time comes to 'restore your clan!' Inner Sasuke used a mocking voice when he reminded Sasuke of his mission, using a serious tone and putting his hands on his hips.

'What are you talking about!'

'Come on dobe, how else did you think you were going to go about restoring your clan?'

'I-I don't know!" Sasuke mentally stuttered.

'Ugh! Let me explain! When a man and a woman want to have babies, they get together and-'

'DON'T FINISH THAT!'

'……….'

'That's better!'

'…….and he shows her his 'oh' face.'

'I told you not to go there!'

'Aw, you know Sasuke, the 'OH' face! As in, OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!' Inner Sasuke made some very dirty body gestures and faces.

'ACK! STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!'

'Don't act so innocent! I'm your INNER-SELF! Everything I do is because you think of it!'

'This isn't happening! I am NOT having a mental argument with myself! I refuse to believe it!'

'Ya know, admittance is the first step! Only true psychos are the ones in denial!'

"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura interrupted him. "Are you okay? You haven't said a word and we're already half-way there!" Her voice was tinged slightly with dissapointment. She was sure that this would get him to warm up more to her and talk more than he does. All he's been doing was walking mechanically and making odd faces at nobody in particular…..

'See, now she thinks your being uncaring. Say something nice to her you psycho!'

"I AM NOT A PYSCHO DAMMIT!" Sasuke roared out loud causing Sakura to jump 50 feet in the air. Give or take a few inches of course.

"No, no! I never said that! Ah! I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't clear enough! I know you don't talk much, I mean, how could I not know, we've been around each other for so long and all, so I thought that ya know, maybe we could talk and-"

"SHUT UP!" He yelled at her this time, stoping the river of ramblings pouring from her mouth. She clamed up and blushed, looking down at the ground sadly. Sasuke instantly regretted that, though he wasn't sure why.

"I-I mean, I didn't mean to yell. I don't know where that came from. I must have been dozing off or something." He replied quickly, trying to make it sound as normal for him as possible.

'Smooth dobe.'

'I am just about sick with you.'

"Oh, of course!" She smiled.

'HELL YEAH! HE WASN'T MAD AT ME! CHA CHA CHA!' Inner Sakura cheered on.

"Oh look, we're here!" She took out the address paper and held it in front of her face, blocking the house from view. She saw the paper had the house key taped to it. "How the hell did he get a hold of their house key! Kakashi-sensei doesn't even know these people!" Sakura remarked.

"He's a jounin. He has his ways."

"Yeah, I guess, but come on! This is kinda scary!"

"Hn. Whatever." 'Damn, that IS scary…..'

Sakura lowered the paper to look at the house and gasped. It was HUGE! A mansion maybe! Sasuke and Sakura's eyes grew as big as the house in front of them and there jaws dropped to the ground. This would be fun.

"Well, here we go! Two weeks ahead of us!" Sakura stated nervously as she unlocked the door. "Y-you can go in first!" She smiled uneasily and stepped aside.

"What? Afraid of the big bad house?" He teased in a sexy voice. He probably didn't mean for it to be sexy, but that was just part of his charm. The charm he halfway realized he had and how powerful it was against the opposite sex. Sakura blushed a scarlet red and gulped loudly.

"Actually, I'll go in first Sasuke-kun! Just to make sure it's safe, and won't explode or anything!" She declared holding her arm to his chest, preventing him from going ahead. She put on determined eyes and marched through the doorway. She stood there for five minutes apprehensively and rapidly looked from side to side.

"I highly doubt that anything is gonna happen to you Sakura." He noted.

"It's safe!"

As soon as she said that though…

"INTWUDER!" A young voice shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed as a blur tackled her to the ground. Sasuke sprung into action and jumped over to them, peeling that blur off of her.

"What do ya no good grown ups think your doin' in my house?" The small child in Sasuke's grip spat viciously. He had fluffy light brown hair and large ocean blue eyes.

"Just a kid? You talk pretty big for somebody so small." Sasuke smirked. "Guess you're the kid we're looking after then."

"Huh? Whaddya mean? My mommy and daddy didn't hire a babysitter!"

"Well, they did when you weren't looking, alright?" Sakura explained picking herself up. "But I guess I could understand why you'd be so jumpy when two strangers just waltz into your house when your all alone here."

"Not just me. I'm watchin' my baby bwover and sister, all by myself, cuz daddy says I'm a big boy now!"

"And just how old are you?" Sasuke questioned.

"I'm five!"

"Woah!" Sakura exclaimed. "I didn't know you were that young! I can't believe your parents would leave you alone here for two weeks in this big old house with your baby siblings!"

"Hey! How do you know that thew'll be gone for two weeks?" The child asked raising his eyebrow.

"uh, your parents told us when they gave us the job silly! So what's your name?" Sakura asked smiling.

"My name is Kyo, but I'm not 'upossed to talk to stwangers….."

"Well then, we'll introduce ourselves so we won't be strangers anymore! I'm Haruno Sakura, and this is Uchiha Sasuke!"

"Oh. Okay."

"So, you only have two baby siblings beside from you?" Sasuke asked. 'Three little kids won't be too hard.'

"No, he forgot to mention his older siblings!" Another voice answered. A girl that looked no older than eight or nine walked down the stairs with a baby in her arms followed by a boy, most likely her brother with another baby in his arms.

"Who are you guys?" The older boy asked, his green eyes darting between the two strangers suspiciously. His jet black bangs were brushed to the side covering one eye, and the rest of his hair was spiked up, and he wore dark clothes.

"We're your uh…..guardians and housekeepers while your parents are away!" Sakura explained once again.

"Mom and Dad never said anything about hiring two nannies that look like a pair of dopes." He sneered.

"Dopes?" Sasuke cocked his eyebrow in a daring fashion. "Do you know who we are?"

"No, and I don't particularly care either. And before you ask, we don't want what your selling, we aren't gonna change our religion no matter how many times you ask, and no, we will not take any surveys. Thanks for stopping by, it's been a blast, now get outta my house!" The boy snapped rudely.

"Look, like it or not, we're here to watch you guys, so you better get used to us!" Sakura snapped right back planting her hands on her hips. "Besides, what are you, thirteen? You probably don't even know how to cook for your siblings, let alone yourself!"

As if on que, one by one, little stomachs growled. The boy looked away, defeated.

"Fine. But we want a good dinner. A REALLY good dinner. Come on guys." He led his brothers and sisters out to the dinning room.

"Well, this will be fun….." Sakura sighed, to which Sasuke nodded his head in agreement. "But, that boy reminds me of somebody."

"And who's that?" He asked.

"Oh, somebody I know…." She replied slyly with a smirk on her face.

"What's that supposed to mean?" He asked almost offended.

"Come on Sasuke-kun, he's just like you!" She giggled.

"Pft. Please." He retorted.

"So, let's get to making them some dinner! But what to make…..?"

"Let's check the fridge for something I guess." He suggested.

"Oh, good idea Sasuke-kun!" She skipped to the kitchen and opened the large fridge. "Wow, they got a whole bunch of good things in here!" Her eyes roamed over various left-overs, several trays of take-out sushi, obviously for the kids to eat for lunch or something, and other tings that all looked really good.

"Why don't we just cook the brats ramen?" Sasuke suggested. "It's easy enough." Sakura was about to agree when the boy spoke up.

"And don't even think about making us that instant ramen stuff either! That is such a cheap excuse for a good dinner if you were hoping to make a half decent first impression!"

"I wiked them!"

"Shut up Kyo!"

Sasuke sighed in a very annoyed manner. "Well, what IS acceptable then?" He gritted out.

"Well, I GUESS you could make some ramen for us….." He replied slyly.

"Good, cuz that's what you were gonna get…" Sasuke muttered to himself.

"HOWEVER…." The boy continued. "We like it HOMEMADE, from scratch."

"Then why did your parents even bother to buy cups of instant ramen for you guys if you like it homemade?" Sakura asked starting to get exhausted already by the child's antics.

"Hey! Do you WANT us to consider liking you? Hm?"

Sakura, not caring to take anymore bull from this kid, marched into the dinning room where they were sitting, and stood face to face with the boy who had a very smug look planted on. She placed her hands on her hips and stared him square in the eyes.

"Listen kiddo. We are not servants, we are your babysitters, and in case you don't know this, you don't tell us what to do, we tell you. Do you understand?" She countered firmly. The young boy just stared back with a challenging gaze.

"You listen, pinkie." He spat. At this remark, Sakura's eyes widened at the boy's courage. "You may be our babysitters, but you work for us right now."

"We're working for your parents smart ass." Sasuke commented trying to back Sakura up.

"Look around dobe. Do you see any parents here? No! Didn't think so. We're here, so you are working for US! And if you don't do what we want, I'll call our parents and they'll send you away without paying you. Do YOU understand?"

"………." Sasuke and Sakura didn't protest further for the sake of not being arrested for pretty much breaking and entry, and then taking care of young children when their parents had no idea whatsoever.

"Now. How about that ramen?"

"Fine. We're on it." Sakura replied. Her and Sasuke stomped back into the kitchen.

Ooooh, kitchen time! Is Sasuke even capable of cooking? Will there be counter sex! No, actually, sorry…no kitchen smut…oh well for you! Review please!