Don't own anything. Not even Supah Jack. That belongs to 16Aqua. The idea was mine, though. Enjoy!
One groovy day, Kate was skipping through the jungle happily. Alone. This was a stupid thing to do, but whatever. She was also singing. "DAVID DUCHOVNY! WHY WON"T YOU LOVE ME! I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS! SOMETHING ABOUT SCULLY!" she sang joyously.
Suddenly, she was attacked by the evil smoke monster of DOOM. Actually, she sort of just saw it and got really freaked out. "AHHHH!" she yelled.
Back on the beach, Jack was talking to Eko about a farm he had gone to on a field trip in 1st grade. Eko didn't really care, and was pretending to listen. Just then, they heard Kate's scream! OMG!
"Did somebody say justice?" asked Jack.
"Uhhh…No," answered Eko.
Jack then put on a red cape, and became SUPAH JACK! Defender of All That Is Groovay! Or, DATIG.
Grabbing Eko's Jesus stick, SUPAH JACK flew into the jungle to save Kate!
"FEAR NOT, YOUNG KATHERINE!" he yelled, "I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAVE YOU WITH MY JESUS STICK!"
"I thought it was Eko's Jesus stick," replied Kate while trembling in fear of the smoke monster of DOOM!
Supah Jack ignored her and began to do kung-fo like battle with the smoke, soon comeing upon a surprising fact. No, the fact wasn't that you can't fight smoke. It was that the smoke was comeing from a cigarette that was being smoked by…
"CANCER MAN?" gasped Supah Jack, "What have I told you about smoking?"
Cancer Man put down his cigarette and sighed. "I know, I know. Keep our forest nice and green; Not smoking keeps the air clean."
Next time on Supah Jack: I dunno...It will be updated, though.