One day, Supah Jack tied his towel/cape around his head in a turban like fashion. "I'm a psychic!" he proclaimed as his 'turban' drooped.
"OMG!11," said Kate, "Tell my fortune!"
Jack retied his towel around his head, and proceeded to predict Kate's future. "I predict that you will be trampled in a stampede," he stated in a prophet like fashion.
"That's ridicules!" scoffed Kate, always the skeptic.
At that moment, a bigmoungus clam herd stampeded out from the forest and sqeeshed Kate.
FIN
Well, that was weird.