Supah Jack stood on the island, the sun shining behind him in victory-like glory. "All is safe on the Island, thanks to me!" he said proudly.
"MWAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE WRONG!" shouted a loud voice of evil, "THAT'S A DETENTION!"
Supah Jack spun around and saw his new archnemisis, THE CAPS LOCK SNAKE OF EVIL FRIZZY HAIR AND ANTICHRISTNESS! OH NO! She was bignormus and green, with evil red eyes and frizzy blond hair.
"GASP!" gasped Supah Jack.
"I KNOW YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! I WILL GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO DO SO! I DOUBT YOU WILL BE VICTORIOUS!" and with that, she made here way into the jungle, leaving Jack to think of a plan.
ONE HOUR LATER
"What shall I do?" pondered Supah Jack. "I've only 23 hours left to think of a plan!"
"Sounds to me like you need a side kick," answered Charlie, to whom Jack was complaining.
"Like who?"
"What about Locke?" suggested Charlie.
"Pssh!" said Jack skeptically, "What would his super name be? Guy-Who-Ticks-Me-Off-Man?"
"What about me?"
"Genius!" exclaimed Jack, "You are now Über Charlie!"
THE NEXT DAY
Supah Jack met his evil foe with the long name the next day. Before the malicious villain could say a word, Über Charlie leaped out from a shrubbery, and began to sing. His total British kablamoality forced the EVIL SNAKE to dissolve into a puddle of sludge. And all was calm on the island once more.
The End! Thonx to all that reviewed the last chapter. I may also update tomorrow. I was gonna over the weekend, but I'm a headin' to Washington. Peace out!