WOOT! I gots another chapter! I haven't updated b/c I've been incredibly tired. Thank you for the reviews. I did have a groovetacular time in Washington, thanks to Raspberrygirl for wishing me so. This font is is really weird…
One day, Supah Jack was hungry. Only guess what? He had gone through his stash of everlasting Twinkies, which turned out not to be everlasting. That sorta sucked. A lot.
So Jack went around the Island to see if anyone possessed any vittles. He approached Charlie. "I'm hungry!" he informed Charlie.
"So? What's your point?" asked Charlie.
"Got any food?"
"No. Hey look, a bug!"
Jack jumped back upon seeing the bug, which happened to be a cockroach! "Alas! A violently disturbed messenger of evil! I will put an end to your existence on this planet, oh cruel spy of nature!" and with that, he brought his foot down upon the six-legged beast. Forsooth! It had not perished!
I gotta stop talking like that.
"Holy Smakers! With out my magic Twinkies, I can't…" he failed to think of a word.
"Gobsmack it?" suggested Charlie.
"Maybe…Got another?"
"Kill bugs?"
"That works to."
OH NO! Will Supah Jack ever find more Twinkies? Or will the Island be overrun by an evil cockroach army? I siriously don't know. I sort of just made it up. (CHEESY ANNOUNCER VOICE ) Tune in next time to find out!