Supah Jack set upon an epic quest to find the cockroach's evil leader. He left with out hesitation. Plus, he dragged Über Charlie along with him.
"Why do I have to come?" whined said British super hero.
"Because," answered Jack as he thrashed noisily through the jungle. "Because I said so, that's why."
"That's not a reason."
"… Shut up, yes it is."
With much arguing, they soon found something. As it turns out, it was an entire line of cockroaches walking about. They had a giant blue paw print on them.
"A Clue! A Clue!" cried Supah Jack excitedly. "You know what that means!"
"It's time for our handy dandy notebook," said Charlie, who (before comeing to the Island involuntarily) had spent a great amount of his time watching American children's television programs.
Jack looked at him strangely. "No, doofus. We're gonna follow it."
And follow it they did. Right into the cleverly plotted trap of an EVIIIIIIL mastermind!
Wowzers! That was short. For once, I actually have a plan for this plot. Thonx for reviewing…aaand…Don't talk to strangers…remember to floss, you know, that sort of thing. Oh, and I changed my bio, so check that out if you a) have nothing better to do or b) actually sort of care. I think I'm done, so have a groovy St Patrick's Day.