Supah Jack and Über Charlie followed the cockroaches throughout the perilous jungle. That is, if a jungle can indeed be perilous. The insects of supposed Armageddon bringing doom led the dynamic duo to a cave. They of coarse went in, despite the fact that it had a sort of green slime dripping from its stalagmites/stalactites, had numerous signs out front saying "Beware of general evil that may lie afoot" and was, in short, evil looking. But hey, they ate smooshed Twinkies from the jungle floor. Charlie got some of his powers from a radioactive muffin (but more of that later.) Of coarse they would be dumb enough to go in.

"We could really use some flashlights," commented Charlie, referring to the cave's darkness.

"Dude! Yeah! Like Mulder and Scully!" said Supah Jack.

"Yes," said a sinister voice that came from the inky black depths of the cave, "Exactly like Mulder and Scully"

Our pair of heroes (as they like to be called) spun around lightning fast. "Gasp!" gasped Supah Jack, "It's Boogie on a Turd Lady!11"

And now, some helpful background information from the author, that may help you to better understand the following content.

Back in the day (when I was in 6th grade) my friend Chelsea and I were in band. We still are. We get to play Pirates of the Caribbean music! NeenerNeenerNeener! Ahem. Anyways, so in 6th grade, we had some contest thing we had to go to. We were told that we could go and purchase various delectable sugary products, as long as we could get any we didn't eat back to the room that our cases and jackets were in before some preformance we had to watch. Chelsea and I were late, and decided it was best to just run back. We were half way there when this…heavier woman comes in the middle of our path and says "STOP" in a tremendous God-like voice. We halted, and the Almighty Guard of the Hallway instructed us not to run, but to walk all the way back to the beginning of the hall, and make our way to the end. Quite flustered, we did so. When we came near her, she was talking to someone, and totally ignoring us. We ran the rest of the way, and were not late. However, that woman was eternally known to two girls in Illinois as 'Bogie on a Turd' lady. Or woman. Take your pick.

Back to the story now.

"Yes! Tis I! Now, you must fight my cockroach armies, or else they will rule the Island." (All villains on Da Island have a peculiar obsession with ruling it.)

So they fought the bugs for many an hour. They soon grew weary, and thought that they could fight no longer. And the Bogie on a Turd Lady laughed a malicious laugh. Until Über Charlie remembered something that he had once saw on an American children's television program! Using his psychic powahs, he POOFed the cockroaches to Brazil, where Evil Industrialists built one of those damn dams in the way of their world conquest plans.

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOoooooooooo….," yelled the Bogie on a Turd lady, as she slowly deflated.

To celebrate this defeat, Charlie and Jack held the greatest Luau themed roller disco that the Island had ever known, or ever will know. Even Billy Boyd came, and that totally proved its greatness.

But as everyone celebrated (most of them didn't know what they were rejoicing for) a new evil lurked in the jungle, waiting for the right time to strike, and set its brilliant plan into action. All it needed was time, and it had all the time in the world… If that makes any sense.

Oh my GOD! Longest chapter ever! Thanks for the reviews, and… all that stuff. Peace out!