One day, Hurly was a walkin' through the jungle when he found a rectangle! "OMG!" he said.
"OMG what?" asked Jack who was randomly a walkin' by.
"I found a rectangle!"
"OMG! It's a Ouija board!" stated Jack.
They began to play with said board. "Are there any spirits in the room?" asked Jack.
"Jungle," corrected Hurly.
"Right. OMG! The palette thing's moving!" Sure enough, it was. "OMGOSH im a byrdy" it spelled.
"OMG!123" said Jack excitedly.
"Oops, that was me," apologized Hurly.
After an hour of screwing with the board, they decided to give up. They were just about to leave when the board began to spell out "I AM THE TREE"
Jack got freaked out and started sweating mass quantities of sweat. "Tell me that was you," he pleaded to Hurly.
"I would, but I don't want to lie to you."
"OMG!" flipped out Jack. "Who are you?" he asked the Ouija board.
"THE TREE" it answered.
"OMG! The spirit of the tree is speaking!"
"Dude, that's freaky tiki," commented Hurly.
Without warning, the nearest tree grew laser red eyes, humungoid libs, and a mouth, from which sprang an evil laugh off doom. "I THE TREE TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB" spelt out the board.
"Waaaaait a minute…,"said Jack skeptically. "That's technically, physically, mentally, grammatically, and psychologically impossible," he continued, without knowing what half those words meant.
"Oh dear," said the tree, and promptly vanished in a poof of logic.
Wootwoot. The huge evil that will be more dangerous than the cockroaches will be comeing up soon. Thanks for the reviews, aaaaaaand….that's it. Have a good Tuesday/rest of Monday!