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Doug couldn't believe she was doing this.

This was nuts.

But her life in Paris was starting to get really good and she didn't want to cut contact with the one human who wasn't trying to force her to be something she didn't want to be.

Her parents were going to find out about Doug one way or another and this was the only way she can stay in Paris and not have the police 'touchingly' reunite her with the officers from the camp.

She knew there was no way her parents were giving up.

But this idea was crazy though.

She stood before the Eiffel Tower in the evening and was ready.

Queen did her thing and suddenly a beam came down on her from the highest point of the Tower.

There was a sudden voice that said. "Error. Please reveal your eyes"

Her eyes had been altered to show a bold black outline whenever she wanted.

So she showed it and it turned green.

Suddenly the world-famous monument transformed into a UFO before many witnesses.

She live-streamed for her blog and said. "Hi, this Doug here" with UFO behind her and witnesses looking on with wide eyes. "It's the weekend and I'm feeling a little homesick so I'm going back to my home planet. I'll see you guys on Sunday or Monday early morning."

And then she took the luggage and wheeled it to the ship, the hatch came down with her still streaming and she did a camera sweep of the UFO while the hatch was closing behind her.

It shut and she moved to the nearest chair where it automatically buckled her and she pointed her phone out the window to see people showing up with wide eyes.

She said. "Well, I'll stream until I can't stream no more. Man, I didn't even know the Eiffel Tower was rigged into a ship. You learn new things every day"

And then it began to rise and then fly away, it flew so gradually that more witnesses can see it with wide eyes.

It was done on purpose and when the ship rose far enough it blasted out of there and the signal cut.

The ship stopped moving so fast and she looked out the window to see space now greeting her.

It was beautiful.

And then she realised she had kidnapped the Eiffel Tower just to get away from her parents and freaked out.

Queen showed up and said. "So...do you want to help to create somewhat of a planet? We have all weekend"

She said. "But you said..."

Queen said. "I know what I said. I also know that space is boring and you'll be begging to do something within half an hour. There is no internet or cable here due to privacy."

Indeed, there was nothing to do here but

Doug was determined to prove the cat wrong.

She could do stuff.

10 minutes later she gave up.

What got her was the crushing silence of space and her phone battery getting lower and lower with no electricity to recharge it.

She said. "Alright, let's do this"

And Queen smiled and suddenly they had landed.

She looked at the window and saw grass around them and the sky was green.

The hatch opened and Queen told her it was okay to go outside.

She paused and then trusted the cat to not kill her and walked out and lived.

Then they began walking and things just materialised as they proceeded.

And then her stomach hurt for no reason and suddenly all she wanted to do was lay in bed and let the pain pass.

Queen heard her request and took her to this absolutely gorgeous house that was defiantly a mansion where she was allowed to go toilet and charge her phone.

The stomach ache didn't go away though.

She decided to sleep it off.

She woke up to the reminder that she was still a girl.

Her time of the month had come and she had not only stained her boxers but her trousers too.

The stomach ache was killing her, she was in full panic mode.

How was she supposed to go back to Earth on her period?

She knew she was going to be watched by the world from now on so, there was no way they wouldn't find out.

Queen said. "You know, I could remove your..." Gesturing to it and said. "and put a tube or something to make sure you can go toilet"

And she didn't even think about it and said. "I don't care what it takes. Please do it"

And Queen knocked her out and she woke up, with a bandage around her waist.

She had been harvested.

She realised fully what had happened and freaked out.

Queen ignored her freaking out asked her about scenery ideas because it would be great for her blog.

Doug put what had happened to the back of her mind and decided to focus on this.

They called the planet Xan-E and took pictures with fake robot parents.

They brainstormed and made and the planet was beginning to look like a work of art while an entire planet was going insane over the missing monument and her last post.

With the solid black outline on her eyes, she looked a lot feral online.

Earth was currently looking for her.

Doug was making fun little details up on her Wordpad on her laptop and wrote what she would call her alien parents and other things.

By the evening they had made all the buildings needed for a city.

And finally, they made their first real civilian.

Nathaniel.

Beach tanned skin, beautiful green eyes with bold outlines like Doug, beauty mark to the left and black hair in a certain style.

The guy wore a tight-fitting red shirt with lighting bolts on both shoulders going inwards and had rolled up as sleeves.

He wore a yellow belt with dangles to hold up his jeans, a watch on each arm and red and black sneakers on his feet.

With his muscles, the dude was gorgeous.

The kind of guy who can walk into any school and instantly become King.

As soon as the guy was breathing, the guy eyes clouded and he went into the house prepared for him.

She asked where he was going and then she saw the sunset suddenly turn into a purple night.

Queen said. "The instincts of the people here have them sleep for a full two hours at least once a month. It is an alien planet after all. I didn't want to take curling up in a warm bed and sleeping, away from them"

Most people look forward to snuggling in a warm bed.

It was truly a nice experience that nobody should be deprived of.

Doug know she would be cranky if she was awake all the time and never got to fully enjoy a bed.

She said. "Well, I should go get some sleep too" and she did.

The next day she met Nathaniel at a hang out the shop and he wasn't a butthole.

Probably didn't know what that was and he smoothened her eyes and ears and agreed to do an interview.

Afterwards, Nathaniel asked if he wanted to come with him to a concert tonight to see Lolirock.

She of course said yes, while realising Queen had made more people while she slept.

So hardworking.

So she waited for him to finish up and then they headed to the concert together.

She was shocked that the number of people suddenly increased when they began walking and at the door, they show their tickets and was allowed into a huge stadium.

There were no seats but she didn't care, the show started and three very beautiful girls showed up with amazing music and even more amazing special effects.

They were using magic.

She recorded it when she realised what they were using and the air was just incredible, she had never been to a concert where everything was just so on point.

The concert was an hour long and Nathaniel took her backstage where she was introduced to the 3 girls, the blond one was apparently Nathaniel childhood friend Iris.

However, she couldn't stop blushing over the redhead with green eyes, named Aurianna.

It was very obvious she was crushing that her parents would have dragged her away.

What she didn't expect was for Aurianna to actually kiss her on the cheeks and called her sweet.

She realised there was hope for her.

And then she found herself back in the ship heading back to Paris.

No!

Queen said. "It's time for you to go home but don't worry, I did something to your phone so you can call them"

She brightened up instantly and ballet danced her way to her seat.

Then the ship showed back up in Earth atmosphere and parked above the spot it was previously before.

However, something was wrong.

She couldn't see any people outside the window and this was Paris.

Queen told her to wait and she did and the cat came back 10 minutes later and informed her that every type of camera was stationed on Paris streets.

Waiting for her.

And she understandably freaked out.

Queen said. "Don't worry about it. The world wants to see if your truly an alien and not just a person working with a team of supers to fool everybody. I can make sure your DNA doesn't rub off on anything and block anybody from truly seeing your insides"

She perked up.

Really?

Queen was god sent to her right now because there was no way she could do this without her.

She could only imagine the humiliation she would face if she didn't have her to cover her tracks.

Queen did her thing and she felt her skin itch for a bit before the Ship began to revert back and she managed to slide off.

Doug would be alarmed right now if she knew just how many people eyes were on her.

She closed her eyes and reverted them to normal and not extraordinary.

Countless mouths opened.

Then she began to walk following Queen.

She said. "Weird. I can't seem to get bars. Is the whole city down?" Checking her phone.

The world had blocked her from seeing things that would surely make her run.

She suddenly turned into an alleyway and looked around.

She was clearly up to something.

Many moved closer to their screens.

She put her hand on a certain tile and it scanned her hand and then it turned green.

Suddenly there was a click and the dead-end wall at the bottom of the alleyway began to move brick by brick.

The world watched this happen with open mouths.

And then a portal ripped to life right before their eyes.

She went through it while wondering what the Mayor of Paris was thinking right now.

She found herself in her room and the portal closed behind her.

Thankfully her apartment was well protected so nobody could break-in.

She turned her laptop on and began to put the finishing touches on the blog post she had made using Wordpad.

It was too quiet.

Queen told her, that there was a camera on the opposite side of the street and looking in.

Queen closed the curtains and nobody saw the cat do it so it looked like she had telekinesis.

The world quietly switched to x-ray and everybody eyes were wide when they saw a blue outline of her only.

She was at the computer for two hours and then went to bed, while the full thing was uploaded.

She curled up in bed and went to sleep.

An hour later, the whole post and videos were uploaded.

And her scary blogger count got a notification.

People opened their devices and discovered a whole new world, quite literally.

The world was woahing at the sight of Xan-E.

And then they stumbled across Nathaniel interview which made everybody on this side of the world realise they didn't need sleep tonight.

And then they heard and saw Lolirock.

They got to see the amazing experience.

There was a lot to unpack on this blog and Doug was confused when she got a text the next morning that said there was no school today.

She saw she had service bars and texted Kyle on if he wanted to hang out.

She knew full well that the world had most likely hacked her phone somewhat and contacted Kyle and everybody in her old contact list.

She still wanted to hang out though.

Kyle came through a portal using Queen and said. "They wanted me to wear a wire"

She was not surprised.

Kyle then offered her a switch and she knew she had made her the right discussion to stay.

Kyle said as they Mario Kart together. "So, at first they thought it was an Akuma attack after you had left, but after 2 hours of nothing happening, everybody that you really had gone to space in the Tower. That's when the insanity started"

She was listening.

Kyle said. "Your last blog post was on the news after 30 minutes and it went viral around the world. The internet went to war, some called it Bs, others fully accepted it, government people got involved. The whole watcher plan was actually agreed upon by the end of Friday"

Scary. She thought.

Kyle said. "On Saturday, they set up the cameras and hunted down everybody on your contact list and both recorded schools. Asking them questions about you and they asked me if I know. I said yeah, because how else would I explain guarding your bathroom stall every day? I was sure it would come up. So I told them that I was actually helping you fit in into human society since you were so strange before"

And she couldn't even deny it.

According to Queen, she was a mess trying to act like a guy before Kyle came along.

Who knows what Collège Françoise Dupont was saying about her.

Kyle he said. "Honestly, I'm interested in what the world will do, when tomorrow comes. The Mayor of Paris may put you in his daughter class"

Doug said. "If that happens. I won't go. The atmosphere at that school was so awful, I transferred within one day. I'm not going back so that they can be fake friends with me. Especially, when I have an awesome friend in class right next to me"

That school shamed her for simply trying to be free, they don't get to call her back like a dog because they can now look good next to her.

Kyle said. "So did the trip ease your homesickness?"

She was surprised before saying. "Oh. Yeah. I was sad to leave but I really want to study on Earth"

Kyle said. "Well, that's good to hear. When I first moved to this planet it was tough but I eventually got used to it"

And her eyes went wide, as she realised what she just heard.

Kyle was a secret alien.

And then she thought about it.

Of course, he was, how many peoples eyes were that beautiful?

He probably had more experience than her with keeping his identity safe.

But now she felt like there was somebody else to support her other than Queen.

Things were about to get rough.