Yay! Chapter 2! Well... I guess I can say that I'm excited. Right! So. Here it is! XD

The sounds of sex were floating through the wall of them room next to them. Very satisfying sex if the noises were any indication. The wall would shake every now and then with the force of the bed-head slamming into it. Every now and then, a picture would threaten to fall.

A sigh. "Do you think they're making it this loud on purpose because they know we're right next door?"

A nod. "Most likely."

Another sigh. "How troublesome…"

A noise of agreement.

Elsewhere…

"WHAT! Sasuke and Naruto are sharing a room on the other side of the hotel!"

Vigorous nodding.

Righteous gesture. "Well, we have to go over there and save Sasuke-kun! Who knows what Naruto will do to him!"

Eyes widened. "Why didn't I think of that?"

A snort. "Because you're just not me, forehead."

Veins throbbing. "Shut up, Ino-pig!"

Nervous fidgeting. "Uhm… Girls… Wh-What if-if Sasuke and N-Naruto-kun are s-sleeping…?"

Eye rolling. "Hinata, how many times do we have to tell you not to call Naruto that? That's what you should be calling Sasuke!"

Blushing. "Go-Gomen, Ino…"

"NOW! Onto planning…"

Else-elsewhere…

Stare. Blink. More staring.

"Uhm… Sasuke-teme… Why is the bed in the shape of a heart…?"

Eye rolling. "It's a honeymoon sweet, dobe. That's why."

Temper flaring. "I am NOT a dobe, teme! Stop calling me that!"

"Okay…" Smirk. "Dobe."

Frustrated hair pulling. "Argh!"

Smug satisfaction. Sasuke moved into the room. "Well… I'll take the bed. You can have the floor."

"No way, teme! I'll take the bed! You can have floor!" Naruto ran and jumped on the bed. He stuck his tongue out at his dark haired companion. "Nya! In your face, teme!"

A glare. "Oi, dobe, I called it first. Get off." Sasuke marched over to Naruto, grabbed the back of his shirt and threw him to the floor.

Indignant yell. "Oi!" Glare. "I was there first!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke's leg just as he was taking a step."

Sasuke fell on Naruto, very un-Uchiha-like. His arms flew out to stop his face from hitting the floor. He blinked. He was never caught unawares.

Muffled sounds came from below. "Sasuke-teme!" Naruto took a deep breath, having just nearly been suffocated. "Get your crotch out of my face!"

Sasuke was about to answer when a thud caught their attention. They both frowned at the door, from their respective positions, though Naruto had a harder time of it. His attention again being shifted to the… to what was in front of him… He glared.

"Teme! Move your crotch! I don't want a mouthful of Uchiha Sasuke."

Sasuke looked down at him, frowning. "So you wouldn't mind if I were someone else?"

Blink. Blush. "N-No! I didn't say that! I don't want a Mouth 'O Man, alright! Is that better!" He was starting to get very uncomfortable. He shifted around to try and keep his mind off of just what was in his face.

"Just get on with it already!"

Both boys' eyes widened and they looked frantically around. Someone was there? Who would be watching them?

Behind a picture…

Red eyes glared viciously at the long haired person next to them, who currently had a hand clapped over his mouth.

"Are you trying to give away our position," inquired the red-eyed person softly. "We have the perfect seats; don't ruin it." The look in his eyes promised a horrible and painful death.

The other man pouted. "So mean…" He muttered under his breath and went back to watching the two younger boys in their compromising position.

Back with the duo…

Naruto frowned. "You heard it too, right? I'm not going crazy?"

Sasuke snorted. "Well, I beg to differ. But yes, I heard it, too." He almost got up, but collapsed again. This time, his hands didn't catch him, his elbows did.

"MMPH!"

Sasuke hurried and pushed himself back up on his hands, before staring down at Naruto between his legs.

Naruto's face was flushed. He glared at Sasuke. "Teme! You did that on purpose!"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed. "Dobe, you're the one who's still clutching my leg."

He was ignored, and promptly bit.

"OW! What the fuck, Naruto!" He sat up and placed a hand on his inner thigh, where Naruto bit him. Quite viciously. "Animal!"

Naruto grinned devilishly at him.

Behind another picture…

Stare. "Is everyone in this hotel getting it on?"

Shrug. "It would seem so…"

Sideways glance. "You think the girls are…?"

Involuntary shudder. "I'd rather not think of that…"

Curt nod. "I agree."

Silence.

Back in the room…

Silence… "Ya know, Sasuke… This position isn't any better than the first…"

Shrug. "I'm not interested in that right now." He activated Sharingan. "I can't shake the feeling that I'm being watched…" He looked around the room.

Eye rolling. "Jeeze, arrogant much? Maybe they're watching me."

He was ignored. "Shut up, dobe, I'm trying to concentrate." Sasuke absently put his hand over Naruto's mouth.

Naruto rolled his eyes and glared, before his eyes took on a mischievous glint. He watched Sasuke's face.

At first, Sasuke didn't notice anything. Then, he paused. Frowned. Last, he scowled. "Naruto, you're disgusting." He removed his hand and wiped it on his shorts. "I'm trying to figure out if we're being spied on, dobe."

Naruto shrugged, bringing Sasuke closer with the action. "Okay. Fair enough." He looked back up at Sasuke's face. "But is it necessary for your crotch to be in my face while doing so?"

Sasuke just shoved a piece of cloth in Naruto's mouth and resumed searching the room from his position.

Behind yet another picture…

A groan. "What's taking them so long! They're in a perfect position!" Frantic whispering and forehead smacking.

"Yo!"

Jiraiya turned to see a beaming Kakashi and a limping Iruka. "I see you two are finally ready to watch the festivities." He grinned at them. "If those two would just get on with it already!" He scowled back at his peep hole.

Iruka ceased his pointless glaring at the seemingly oblivious Kakashi, and frowned at Jiraiya. "What festivities? Who are we talking about?"

Raising an eyebrow at Kakashi, Jiraiya looked amused. "You didn't tell him?"

The cheerful shake of a head was his only answer.

The toad sannin shrugged. "We're going to see if there really is something going on between Sasuke and Naruto."

Iruka blinked. Shook his head. And blinked some more. "What!"

Kakashi and Jiraiya shushed him.

"What," he went on in a whisper. "Are you kidding me! No! You can't do this! As Naruto's legal guardian, I won't allow it." He stepped forward to block Jiraiya's view through the hole.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Jiraiya warned. "I've got a bet going on, and this is the only way we'll get it settled." He shrugged. "Besides, what are you going to do about all of the other people watching?"

Iruka's eyes bugged out of their sockets. "There are more people! Who!"

Jiraiya looked thoughtful. "Well… There are all the kids that you brought… Some other people who probably shouldn't be here… And I think a few more are on their way." He shrugged again, looking unsurprised. "What can I say? Sasuke and Naruto are very popular boys."

Back with the two boys in a very compromising position who seem incapable of doing anything that would interest the people watching them not-so-secretly behind paintings…

Sigh. "Well, I guess no one's watching us… I don't sense any chakra…" A frown. "But I can swear that I feel eyes…"

Eye rolling. "Well. Now that we have that all figured out…" Naruto glared at Sasuke for the umpteenth time. "Can you please get off of me now!"

Sasuke smirked. He leaned down so that his lips were right next to Naruto's ear. "If you really wanted me off, you could've pushed me off at any time…" His tongue traced the shell of Naruto's ear, causing the other boy to suck in his breath and stiffen. "So… Do you really want me off, Naruto…?"

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