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Cheeks were burning. One pair was burning from embarrassment and something else, and the other one from being slapped.
The one pair's cheeks grew redder. "Stupid teme! Stupid… Stupid… HENTAI-TEME!" Naruto buried his face in his arms. "Hentai…"
Black eyes flashed. "What did you call me, dobe?" Black eyes narrowed dangerously.
Blue eyes met black in defiance. "Are you hard of hearing now, Hentai-teme?" A smirk made its way through the red.
A low growl. "You're dead, dobe." Sasuke lunged at Naruto, straddling his hips and pinning his arms above his head. He bent down to whisper in Naruto's ear. "I'll show you who's a Hentai…" He licked from the bottom of Naruto's neck up to his ear. "You'll see…"
Behind a certain picture…
Red eyes shone with some pride. As much pride as a stone can show. "I always knew he'd be a deviant… Awh… It looks as though he's got an ear fetish. How sweet!"
Yellow eyes glanced at the younger man. "You're a little scary, Itachi-kun…"
Eyes flashed. "What was that, Oro-chan?" He fingered a kunai that seemed to come out of nowhere.
Orochimaru, a.k.a. that strange pedophilic snake-vampire man, gulped. "Nothing, Itachi-sama…"
A small, satisfied smirk made its way across the other man's features. "That's a good boy, Oro-chan…" Uchiha Itachi, a.k.a. the genius who decided to make his little brother's life a living hell by killing their entire clan and then tormenting him throughout the years, always came out on top, manipulating others and controlling them.
Behind the door…
"Omigosh! Did Naruto say that Sasuke-kun's crotch was in his face!"
Blue eyes blinked. "Uh… I think so…"
Arms flailed wildly. "What does that mean! Are they… together…?"
Blue eyes widened. "Sasuke-kun… and Naruto… A couple…?"
Green met blue. "Wait… Where's Hinata?"
Sheepish blush. "Uhm…"
"Hinata! You started watching without us!"
Down cast gaze. "Sorry… I just couldn't resist…"
Crowding around small peep hole.
Back with our favorite boys…
Naruto shuddered. But it wasn't because of Sasuke! Or course not! Naruto doesn't think of Sasuke that way. No siree… Nope! It was just the feeling of what Sasuke was doing… Whispering in his ear… It didn't matter who it was. 'Course not. Nope. Naruto didn't like Sasuke like that. No way.
… Yeah… Right…
"Sasuke…" Naruto whimpered. "Stop…"
Sasuke's lips curled up. "Do you really mean that, Naru-chan? Would you really like me to stop?" His tongue traced the curve of Naruto's ear.
Naruto bit his lip to suppress a moan. "Sssaasssuke…"
Behind the 'evil' picture…
Thoughtful pose. "Hm… That boy can hiss… Maybe I could add him to my collection…"
Red eyes flashed ominously. "Shut… the… fuck… up… I want… to watch…"
Yellow eyes widened. "Yes, Itachi-sama!" Curling into a ball. "So evil…"
Beam. …As much of a beam as a rock can accomplish…
Behind the 'indifferent' painting…
"Hm… Who knew that that turned people on…?"
Unconcerned shrug.
Silence.
"Why are we watching?"
Shrug. "Nothing else to do?"
Side-ways glance. "Really?"
Behind the 'corrupt' picture…
Arms cross. "I still find it morally wrong to watch two, under-aged people… fool around."
Perverted grin. "That just makes it better."
Innocent beam. "I concur, Jiraiya-sama."
Glare. "You're not getting any action for a week, Kakashi."
Devastation. "But, Dolphy-chan!" Cling. "You can't mean that!"
Superior look. "Au contraire, mon ami. I can mean it, and I do mean it." Shrug off. "You can have the couch."
Wounded puppy look. "Iruka-koi!" Arm thrown over eyes. "You're so cruel!"
Back with our boys…
Smirk. "So Naru-chan has a sensitive neck… Hm… Interesting…" Sasuke began sucking, biting and licking Naruto's neck.
These actions elicited very pleasing sounds from the smaller of the two. Naruto's back arched involuntarily.
Wider smirk. "Do you like that, Naruto?"
Half-hearted glare. "Teme… Shut up and continue."
Grin. "With pleasure…"
Behind the 'frilly' picture…
Brain functions cease.
Blink.
Stare.
Blink.
Stare.
Blink.
Massive nose-bleeds.
Covering noses.
Resuming previous positions.
Behind the 'evil' picture…
"Ooo… Now we're getting somewhere…" Evil rubbing of hands together. "Good… good…"
Uncomfortable fidgeting. "Itachi-sama…"
Eyes flash. "Silence, slave!"
Straightening. "Yes, sir!" Cower.
Back with our loverly boys who are finally getting somewhere…
Hands ghost down a toned stomach.
Squirming.
Pants being unbuttoned…
Door opening. "Hello! I'm here to bring you your-"
Freeze.
OO This chapter killed my brain. I swear. Just the... AH! I died. This was one of only attempts I've made at like... sexyness type stuff... Please be gentle! > Also... I may suck at characterizations... But that can be expected as this fic is total crack. It's not mean to be serious. It's like... PWP. So be nice... Pwease...::puppy face:
I LOVE YOU, REVIEWERS! XD
Tsunade-sama- XD Thank ya! That makes me happy.
Tentenisgod- Hehe! I'm glad you think so. Yersh! He does! And that's why I wub him::huggles Itachi-sama: I did? OO XD Yay! Well, I've now labled the 'behind-the-pictures' stuff. So it's a little easier, I hope. Yersh. That would be Orochimaru. 'Cause I was gonna put him in, and then Itachi felt like joining him. (Because he can do that, because he's Itachi-sama.) Uhm... I think that the second one was Shikamaru and Neji... I can't say for sure, I'm not looking at the chapter. But I think the last one was Jiraiya, Kakashi and Iruka. XD It'll prolly happen in the next chapter. Naruto would bite Sasuke, and I would fangirl. As I tend to do. XD I want a Jiraiya. Then I could be pervy all the time and have a good excuse. XD
eat 'o' matic machine- SasuNaru is love::coughSMEXcough: What::looks around innocently: Awh... I love KakaIru... But I also just really love Kakashi...
Prozacfairy- Yep! Everyone in Naruto is a voyeur! XD The girls totally fainted. Wusses... I woulda been right at the convinient peep hole in a flash! Hmm... What will Naruto do...?
Sorry the chapter is so short! As I said before, it killed me to write it. X.x I'm so proud that I was able to get just that bit out! T.T Don't kill me! I have Itachi to protect me::holds Itachi in front of herself: If you want to hurt me, you have to go through him!
Now... Go on, Itachi. Tell them.
Itachi- :monotone: Review or I shall be forced to haunt your dreams with visions of fluffy animals killing demon babies.
There. Now if that isn't incentive enough, I don't know what is! I'll give you a cookie if you review! XD