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The young woman who entered the room stared at the two young people in front of her. It was a very interesting position… And they were very pretty boys…
Nose-bleed.
"ACK!"
Covering of nose. "I-I'm sorry! I should've knocked first! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Behind the peep holes…
"NOOO! DIE, BITCH!"
Back in the room…
Confused glancing around.
"Sasuke, did you hear that?"
"Yes, dobe. You'd have to be deaf not to hear that."
Flushed cheeks. "I'm not a dobe! Stop calling me that!"
Nervous shifting. "Uhm… I've brought towels…"
Glance. "What are you here?"
Blink. "Uhm… towels?"
Eye roll. "Why are you still here?"
A random kunai flew through the air and struck the woman in the side of the head.
…
"What the fuck!"
Behind the 'frilly' picture…
Confused blinking. "Where did the kunai come from?"
Shrug. "I don't know."
"Sh-shouldn't someone help her…?"
Skeptical look. "You want to go in there and have Sasuke-sama and Naruto know they're being watched?"
Eyes widen. "N-No!"
Behind the 'indifferent' picture…
"I wonder where the kunai came from… I haven't seen anyone else…"
Shrug. "What a waste of kunai…"
Nod.
Behind the 'dirty' picture…
"But, Iruka-koi!"
"No 'buts', Kakashi. No sex for a week. And that's final."
Thoughtful look. "Just no sex?"
Glare. "No anything for a week."
Devastation. "Iruka-koi!"
"Uhm… Someone just killed-"
"One of the boys is dead?"
"No… One of my girls!" Waterfall of tears. "Who would do such a thing! Oh the cruelty of the world!"
Eye roll. "Oh please."
Jiraiya and Kakashi cling to one another, bawling. "So cruel!"
Behind the 'evil' picture…
Terror. "Itachi-sama!"
Seething. "They were finally getting somewhere… That wench deserved to die!"
Cower. "Itachi-sama… You're so violent."
Preening. "Yes… I know." Plays with the others hair. "You knew that though…"
Frightened shivering. "Ha-Hai, Itachi-sama…"
Evil grin. "Now… Back to the show…"
Back with the boys…
Cling. "Sasuke… What if that was meant for us!"
Sigh. "It wasn't, dobe. If it were meant for us, it would've hit us." Eyebrow raise. "Or at least been closer."
"But-but-" Naruto crossed his arms and pouted. "You're no fun, Sasuke-teme."
Sharp glance. "What was that?"
Sticking out of tongue. "I said, you're no fun, teme." Eye roll. "I swear. You are getting hard of hear-MMPH!"
Sasuke tackled Naruto back down to the floor, and covered his mouth with his own. Sasuke attacked Naruto's mouth, claiming it as his own. Their tongues slid against each other, fighting for dominance, but for Naruto it was a losing battle. He had had too late of a start. Not that he was complaining. Eventually, he let himself fall subject to Sasuke's control.
Behind the 'evil' picture…
Beam. "I always knew he'd be seme. Of course, I'd never expect anything less from a fellow Uchiha, never mind my own little brother." Dramatic pose. "I don't know what I would have done if he was uke."
Blink. "Itachi-sama…"
Red eyes flashed. "Silence, slave! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a monologue!"
Cower. "Sorry, Master!" Shaky pointing. "But Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun are still-"
Slap. "Why didn't you say so!"
Silent simmering. 'I'll get you back, Itachi-sama… One day… One day… I swear it. You'll see…'
Behind the 'indifferent' picture…
Sigh. "It's just not satisfying enough just to watch."
A nod. "Agreed."
Side-ways glances. Questions asked with the eyes. An unvoiced agreement.
Lips met, hands roamed, clothing ruffled. Something clunked to the floor.
… Wait… What was that last one?
Neji and Shikamaru pulled apart and turned, to find Inuzuka Kiba, a.k.a. the dog-boy and current boyfriend of one Nara Shikamaru, staring at them, mouth agape.
Shikamaru paled. His hand reached out to the other boy. "Wait. Kiba, it's not what it looks like."
Kiba just stared at them, shell-shocked. Akamaru growled at the other two boys, before looking up at his master and whining pitifully.
Neji shifted, slightly uncomfortable. "He's right, Kiba. It's not what it looks like." He gestured at the wall behind him. "Naruto and Uchiha were… well, are… getting…" He closed his eyes. "They're probably going to have sex, and we were just caught up in the moment." He eyed Kiba. "However… You're more than welcome to join…"
Shikamaru looked over at Neji, startled at first, but then a smirk made its way across his face. He leered at Kiba. "Well… What do you say, Kiba? Are you game?"
Kiba blinked. Shook his head, blinked, and then grinned. "Fuck yeah!"
There were rushed movements, the dropping of clothes, and moans. Accompanied by the occasional bark.
Back with the other boys…
Hands resumed their previous positions, before the interruption. They flitted under shirts, over skin, grabbing, groping, exploring.
Moans, whimpers, whispers, and sighs filled the air. Along with the sound of rustling cloth, and the occasional gasp.
The two boys nipped and licked at the other, just feeling, not rushing. Wanting to know the sounds the other could make. They were experimenting with their new 'instruments' and enjoying themselves, if one were to guess from the sounds they were making.
Behind the 'frilly' picture…
"Oh no! Hinata's fainted!"
Blue eyes glanced passed fingers that were hovering in front of them, from the covering of noses. "Blood loss, I'm guessing." Ino pulled her hands away from her face to check them. "And I'm going to go out on a limb and say we're not too far behind…"
Behind the 'dirty' picture…
Eyes were wide.
Kakashi shook his head in wonder. "Who would've guessed that those two were this vocal with each other…? I may not even have to read Icha Icha Paradise any more… Not with those two on my team…"
Jiraiya looked panicked. "You mean you're not going to buy my books any more!" He glomped Kakashi. "But Kakashi! You have to! You're my best customer! And I need you to help me find new material, too!"
A single eye curved. "Of course I'll still buy your books, Jiraiya-sama. I'll just have to hide them from my dolphin."
Eyes flashed. "I heard that, Kakashi! You will not read those books in my presence!"
Deflated. "Hai, Iruka…"
Behind the 'evil' picture…
Elation. …Can rocks be elated? "Oh! Joy! My otooto is not a lost cause! I had been worried for a while…"
Thoughtfulness. "He may be useful…"
Red eyes swirled. "You are to stay away from my little brother. Is that understood, Oro-chan?"
Defiant glare. "My name isn't 'Oro-chan'. It is Orochimaru. And I will no longer listen to you, Itachi-kun. I will go my own way!" Dramatic pose.
Blank stare. "You do that, Oro-chan. We'll see who lasts longer." He offered his hand to Orochimaru.
Orochimaru eyed it warily, before accepting and shaking it. He then slithered off into the darkness, never to return to Itachi again.
Eye roll. "Finally. I thought I'd never be rid of him."
Atop the roof…
A lone figure gathered his sand eye.
"Curses…"
With a shrug, he decided to enter the hotel, in search of something.
XX This chapter killed me dead. I swear... OTP3::is ded: OTP4! If you include Akamaru! Omigosh! I've been tainted! Blame TeniPuri for that... XD TeniPuri... But for serious. I almost died. I'm so not used to writting anything of the smutty variety... I guess I should up the rating of this... Maybe... OMG... Someone just shoot me now! -.- I deserve to be shot. What is wrong with me! Tell me what you thought of this chapter... So I'll know if I should just roll over and die now...
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StormyMist- XD I make you laugh! I'm so glad I make you laugh with this story! I will!
VulpineRequiem- XD Thank ya! I'm glad you're amused.
Tentenisgod- Yep! I did::gives bags upon bags of Pepperidge Farm cookies: I don't bribe... ; Yes... It was short... But this one's longer! XD That's exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that part! Ahaha! Yersh. They are. I was just worried that people would be upset with me...
oo- I swear... Everyone in Naruto is a voyeur... I stand by that. They're all closet perverts. XD Poor Orochimaru... Aha! Not! Itachi pwnz all. Everyone's his bitch... I love crack! XD I will!
Trekiael- XD Who wouldn't want to spy on those two! I think that Sasuke's the perviest of them all. He just doesn't show it in public. XD Thank you!
Prozacfairy- Hinata came close. XD I love that about manga and anime. Hehe! I would totally be there with you! But we musn't forget the Buncha Crunch! XD
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Ly Mizukage- OO Nose-bleed! Teehee! XD
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ss- Thank you for reminding me about him. ; I can't believe I forgot Gaara::huggles Gaara: Forgive me, Gaara-sama!
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