I'M SO SORRY:sobs: I know! I've taken FOREVER to update! And this chapter isn't even longer! It's shorter:wails: I'm so sorry!
Me and Ritchan- WE APOLOGIZE! WE'RE SO SORRY! PLEASE! TRY TO FORGIVE US!
Me- :blink: Ritchan? How'd you get here?
Ritchan- I'M SO SORRY! I SHOULD'VE CALLED OR SOMETHING BEFORE! PLEASE! FORGIVE ME!
Itachi- :twitch:
Me- XD; Ritchan? I think it's best if you go... Right now... You don't want to be around Itachi-chan when he gets mad...
Ritchan- I'M SO SOR- :falls unconscious:
Me- XD; Uhm! Yes! 'tachi-chan! Disclaimer, please!
Itachi- If you really think that she owns Naruto, you're more pathetic than I thought.
Me- Itachi! XD; Sorry!
Itachi- Plus, Naruto and Sasuke would be smexing in every episode, Sakura would either be dead or at least cool, and I would also find ways of smexing Sasuke. And Naruto.
Me- o.0... No comment. XD;
Itachi- I can't believe I said 'smexing'... Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with soap...
Me- :); Well! Now that he's gone, I'll introduce the chapter! Again. Sorry it took so long and sorry it's not longer. XD; Review anyway:beam:
Hands roamed freely, stroking, pinching and rubbing where ever they saw fit.
Moans, gasps and groans could be heard, filling the room. Urging the other on.
Pant. "Shouldn't we move this onto the bed, Sa-ah-ss-suke?"
A low growl. "I refuse to have to deal with the trouble of stopping just to move so that you're more comfortable. We're staying here." A nip affirmed this statement.
A glare. "Well maybe I should just put an end to all of this if you're so uncaring over my well-being." Pouting.
Eyes narrowed. "I don't think so, dobe. I won't let you put an end to it." Another well placed nip to confirm. "Besides, I don't think you really want to stop this." A conveniently timed stroke brought forth a moan from the submissive.
A bite of the lip, hands gripping the carpet. "I h-hate you, Sasuke-teme."
Sasuke smirked against Naruto's neck. "Mm… Sure you do, Naru-chan, sure you do."
A whimper. "Please can we move to the bed?" A squirm. "My ass is falling asleep…"
The smirk transformed into a devious grin, and suddenly, Naruto wished he was very far away. Hopefully with the perfect Sasuke-repellent; the pink thing that was their other teammate.
Behind the 'frilly' picture…
"Ah-choo!"
"B-Bless you, Sakura."
Glare. "Shut up, forehead! Do you want them to know we're here!"
Sakura settled for glaring right back, while Inner Sakura raged on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on… Until some merciful (read: fucking annoyed as hell) god smote her where she stood.
Ino blinked at the charred patch of carpet next to her. Hinata nearly fainted.
All that remained was the ghastly pink hair. (I always knew… Only cockroaches and that hair could survive something like that…)
Behind the 'evil' picture…
Evil rubbing of hands. "Yes… Yes… Yes, otooto. I always knew that you had a deviant, sexy side." Tear. "I'm so proud." Scowl. "I'm still not too happy about who you've decided on, Sasu-chan… I do believe I am jealous. Of both of you."
…
"I feel rather lonely right now." Consideration. "I wish I had an unusual companion. One who would throw people off with his appearance. Who is somewhat… fish-like. No. Shark-like. And who will do my bidding. Oh-oh! And whose name is fairly easy to remember."
A puff of smoke.
Coughing.
Red eyes narrow in a frown. Semi-frown. For rocks never show too much facial movement. It is against their code of conduct.
The smoke cleared, revealing an unusual being. One who would've thrown Itachi off-balance, if he was someone who could be caught unawares. Who seemed somewhat… fish- or shark-like. And who looked as though he could be controlled by someone of high power.
Blink.
Was this who he was wishing for?
"What's your name?"
Confusion. "Kisame…?"
A sly, small smile.
An easy to remember name.
Oh yes. Fortune was always good to Uchiha Itachi. It must be the hair. It was just so long and pretty. Or the nail-polish. … Yeah. It was definitely the nail-polish. Not many people can pull of purple nail-polish. And keep it nice? Psh! This man must be a god among men. Yes. Things always went well for Uchiha Itachi.
Behind the 'indifferent' picture…
In the mess of limbs and bodies, the boys had managed to get themselves to the floor. Akamaru whined pitifully as he desperately fought against the hands holding him. It was a pool of limbs, sweat, panting and sand.
…
Actually, the sand was getting very uncomfortable. It was finding its way into… unsavory places. The three paused and looked up, finding themselves staring at a blank red-head.
Gaara, a.k.a. - the heartless killing machine, the ruthless ninja, the vessel of a demon, the red-headed ninja in front of them, the boyfriend of Hyuuga Neji, stared back.
Neji blinked.
Gaara blinked.
Kiba blinked.
Shikamaru … closed his eyes.
Akamaru collapsed.
More staring. More blinking.
Neji cleared his throat. "Gaara…"
Gaara stared blankly back. "Hyuuga."
Kiba winced for Neji. "Jeeze, Gaara! Get the sand outta your ass and just… join the fun!"
Green eyes gave a sharp glance, causing more wincing.
Neji shrugged. "He's got a point, Gaara…"
The eyes traveled back to Neji.
Tense silence. Apprehensive waiting.
"Fine."
The room let out a breath of relief before being caught up in other activities.
Back with the other boys, the ones we're all here for…
Naruto found himself on the bed. He didn't remember how he got here. Hell, he couldn't even remember where or who he was this moment. All he knew was that he'd never felt this good before.
…
Oh yeah… Now he remembered. He turned his head to find himself face to face with Sasuke. He grinned.
"Hiiii…"
Glower. "It took you five fucking seconds. Five seconds, Naruto! Did you even think about me? Did you think that I might appreciate some reciprocation? Hm? Did you!"
Sheepish smile. "Uhm…? Heh heh… Why don't we go and find some… food… Yeah! Food! Good idea! Let's go get some food!" He launched himself out of the bed and hurried over to the door.
Sasuke's eyes followed him from his position on the bed, narrowing with every second.
Reaching the door, Naruto flung it open. (He'd been careful to step over the woman…)
Thud.
"NARUTO! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
Yes... That's my story... :sigh: I can't really say as though I'm proud of myself... OT5... No real action... Complete and utter chaos... I don't know what's happened to my brain. Yes. I've eluded to Uchihacest. (I'M SORRY! THEY'VE PULLED ME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE! I COULDN'T RESIST! So... pretty... pretty... together... XD) And I think I've lost a few brain cells. And killed some of yours! Sorry! XD; And yes. I killed Sakura. PH34R! Who cares?
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pixiegirl100- Sorry! I didn't die, but I'm afraid my updating sucks. :D;
LoveSquared- Yesh! Gaara has arrived:) :huggles Gaara: I kinda was too...
tea- Itachi is my all time favorite. XD This hotel is full of crack. And pervs. And voyeurs! Anything can happen! XD
Rikouchan- XD Yay! 'Course they're all pervs... What's new! XD
Trekiael- Oh... Gaara could never be ebil in my eyes! XD He's too cuddly! Total threesome! (Foursome if you include Akamaru. :is shot:) Oh, Sasu-chan is a TOTAL perv! I think he beats Kakashi and Jiraiya. I know! I mean... I can see where MAYBE they could switch off... But Sasuke would never allow himself to bottom permantly! It IS in their genetics! XD
Prozacfairy- Buncha Crunch is only the best candy-stuff you buy in a theatre ever! It's like mini Crunch Bars. Very mini ones. XD I wont!
Bullwinkle- XD Killed me dead to write them like that. x.X (Some are now... 'preoccupied'...)
Kemper- XD That makes me feel good:) Another chapter it is!
bboy30de- XD Yay! A review! He wont! He loves reviews. :)
angelofdeath911- Yay:) He would call Iruka something he would find embarrasing. :) Plus, I love pet names. :)
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Yea... So. Review. Tell me what you thought.
Itachi- Do it or she dies.
Me- XD; Now, now, 'tachi-chan... Don't be so dramatic...
Itachi- No. I mean I'll kill you if they don't.
Me- O.O Please review!
Itachi- And I will be a happy rock.
Me- Rocks don't have feelings...
Itachi- :blank stare:
Me- XD; Review and I shall again be a happy banana:)
Itachi- Bananas don't have feelings.
Me- Hush! Yes they do!
Sakura- Actually, he's right. They don't. Bananas are not living things. Only living things may have feelings. Like animals, and humans. Bananas are- :gets run over by a train... twice...:
Me- :looks innocent: What?
Itachi- ...Why am I even here...
Me- 'Cause you wanna watch Sasuke get it on. -.-
Itachi- Oh. Right. :goes back to his picture:
Me- ;;;; Please review! XD;