A/N: Hey! I just felt like writing a story where Voldemort goes more insane than he already is... So read and tell me what you think!
Voldie's mad day
Not for the first time, the Death Eaters, experienced a burning pain in their left arms.
From all over the world, the death eaters immediately apparated to the place, where their leader was waiting.
When they arrived, for some reason, they had arrived in Richmond Park.
Their facial expressions were all the same. Confusion.
Why had their leader chosen a popular muggle spot in the middle of the day, where everyone could see them.
Taking back their confusion, they looked around for their leader. But he was nowhere to be seen.
Finally, they heard the voice."My death eaters! I welcome you here!"
The death eaters straightened themselves on the arrival of their leader, but when they actually saw the man, some fainted in shock.
Their facial expressions looked as they were in utter disbelief, as though Dumbledore had pranced into the park, naked.
Voldemort was wearing a bright pink robe, with lots of colorful badges on them.
One said,"Save The Trees, Please!" with a smiley face on it. Another one had a rainbow on it and said,"Peace with Muggles.". The last one had a little bunny rabbit on it and it read,"Love the nature around us!".
Not only that, but their supposedly terrifying leader had a bright smile on his face.
Not his usual sneer that terrified the wizarding population, but a friendly smile that you expect social workers to have.
The death eaters that had managed to keep themselves conscious, their eyes goggled at him.
Finally, Lucius Malfoy managed to stutter out,"My lord! What has happened to you!"
Voldemort blinked at him, and let out a airy laugh."What is all this buisness with calling me, 'Lord'? Do call me Tom. Or Tommy. I have decided that being evil is a waste of time. Well, for now, anyway. So, I decided to temporarily join Greenpeace."
The concious death eaters joined the unconsious ones, as they fell back, their eyes wide and their jaws dropping.
A/N: Ok. Weird chapter... If you like it, I'll continue... So, tell me what you think!
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