AN: Yayks, managed to misspell my fav's name :P he is of course Alexander Siddig el Fadil

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------ C4 (Cruel Capitalist Cute Carter) ------

Since Sam was a bit tipsier than her CO her movements were more fluid and this way more efficient than that of the two other men's. Plus the 'neutral country' aka Teal'c made a silent agreement with Sam - kind of a pact against the evil O'Neill Land – that they did not attack each other. The fact was, simply, that the big jaffa enjoyed throwing pillows at Jack more than at Sam.

The colonel was pinned down behind an armchair in front of the fireplace and his situation did not seem to improve. Besides, Sam's and Teal'c's joined forces started to close down his position. Sam had a huge pillow (rather a cushion) – named 'V2' by Jack – in both hands which she took from the couch while Teal'c provided covering fire with SAM missiles – smaller, softer pillows.

"Forget what I said a few minutes ago and have mercy on me!" Jack begged from behind the chair trying to reduce the size of target by getting closer and closer to the ground and the chair too in the same time but with not so much success due to his height and weight which was sometimes an advantage and sometimes a disadvantage in battle and in this case it was clearly the latter.

"If I remember well, sir, you said: 'I'll never give up! O'Neills never give up, we fight till the last breath" Sam quoted his pledge which he naively voiced when they started this whole war and of course before he realized that both Sam and Teal'c the traitor were against him.

"I was joking. I give up. Besides I can hardly breath since that hit to my lungs I got from Teal'c. Buddy, you indeed play nasty!" He closed his eyes and started to rise from behind his cover waiting for the final wave hitting him before his surrender would be accepted but it did not come. He was now standing his hands above his head and slowly he opened his eyes just to see Sam and Teal'c having a discussion probably about his faith then when he relieved that it was all over two pillows (one pillow and one cushion) hit him square in the face and stomach. "This was so not fair!" He grumbled while rubbing his nose which really started to hurt now since it was at least the tenth hit it got during the long lasting war.

"But it was so much fun" Sam stated happily then started to laugh with Jack joining in after a couple of seconds and even Teal'c had a kinda grin on his face. He had to admit this Tau'ri game was indeed enjoyable.

In spite of Jack's vehement protests Sam made Teal'c agree on a game of Monopoly. The colonel knew that the two had a silent alliance against him so it was obvious he did not stand a snowball chance on the Sun but nevertheless he played along.

As it was predictable Sam Carter the Cruel Capitalist (now just C3) started to methodically wipe his ass off.

"Just to make it clear: we play this damn game because ya won the pillow fight, right?"

"Yup" Sam answered while counting her money, which was around the whole income of the Republic of Hungary, making the biggest mistake in dealing with Jack O'Neill history when she did not look up.

"Meaning if I win this game we play what I want to play?" He carried on with yet another evil plans of his and was really thankful that Sam did not took a glance at him because he was grinning so widely that it would be visible for even an Asgard ship on orbit.

Sam broke into a giggling fit upon the thought of Jack O'Neill winning a Monopoly game against her the Cruel Capitalist. "Yup"

"Just chekin'." Teal'c raised one eyebrow suspecting something behind Jack's sudden interest but Sam just took it as a joke, which she truly regretted after Jack slowly but efficiently started to buy his own hotels and somehow she always ended up on them. Half an hour later she ran out of money and had to sell her own hotels' which miraculously Jack always managed to avoid.

Sam was whining, pouting than reduced to grumbling and shaking her head and it was damn cute becoming C4. She was thoroughly confused at just how the heck Jack could beat her in her game but it was a fact 'he beat her in Monopoly, for crying out loud, that man had hidden talents'.

Jack on the other hand was dancing around the table then grabbed Teal'c and tried to get the big man to dance but he has just raised an eyebrow. He had bankruptcy ten minutes ago upon stepping on one of Jack's hotels' so he went to check on Daniel then to the kitchen to grab something edible.

"C'mon, Carter, be happy!" Jack walked to Sam and pulled her up to her feet. She was still thinking hard trying to figure out how impossible could happen. "Gosh, Carter the Grand Canyon started to form between your eyebrows. I know you are trying to figure me out but beware that Jack O'Neill is the greatest anomaly of the universe."

"Strip poker or Truth or dare?" Sam asked reluctantly knowing that her faith was full humiliation now.

"Nawh, I don't wanna see Teal'c's 'I am an alien go figure' boxers nor want anyone to see my new Simpsons ones so I guess poker is out. Truth or dare is not fun without Spacemonkey aka the perfect victim so I have another idea."

Both Sam and Teal'c were looking like someone has just announced the true Armageddon and Jack's mischievous expression did not help on it, not a lil bit.

Hide and Seek. Can you imagine a man almost fifty suggesting a game of hide and seek to other adults? Well no. But the man almost fifty was Jack O'Neill so hearing this from him was not that weird.

Teal'c insisted on learning this new game by starting as the seeker while Sam and Jack rushed to find good hiding places. After counting to 60 as instructed the jaffa warrior started his search.

"Teal'c? What the hell are you doing here?" One frustrated Jack O'Neill asked his jaffa friend who was seemingly comfortably settled into the couch staring at the TV fizzy in one hand remote control in the other and a bowl of vanilla icecream in his lap.

"Watching Star Wars" he filled his puzzled friend in, his eyes never leaving master Yoda.

"That I see. You forgot about our game?" Jack questioned him trying to find a rational reason to why Teal'c abandoned the game when he was the seeker and let him and Sam hide for 30 minutes.

"MajorCarter was on your rooftop while you were hiding in the garage behind an inflatable object, O'Neill. This means I found you and won" Teal'c stated matter of factly leaving Sam and Jack wide-eyed.

Sam was the first who woke up from the shock, "Teal'c, the concept of hide and seek is to find us and tell us you found us."

"You did not informed me about that." Dang, it was true. They told him that he had to count to 60 then find them but did not tell him to alert upon finding. "On Chulak kids playing keha'tak that is similar to your hide and seek, shoot each other with zats when they find the other. This way they learn to hide and endure the zat shots better."

"That sounds..."

"Nasty indeed" Teal'c bowed his head having enough of the conversation so he went back to watch his movie and consume the sweet vanilla.

"Hey, that's my ice cream!" Jack exclaimed but his voice suddenly gone when Teal'c shot him a death glare.

"It does not have your name written on it, O'Neill."

Teal'c looked satisfied with his recent state eating icecream and watching his favorite movie. Jack looked both horrified and a bit offended. And, Sam, well, Sam just couldn't help laughing out loud.

TBC

AN: :P completely forgot to tell ya this is a WIP I'm writing in my free time and that's why it takes days for one chap to come out.