11/09/21
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Some inspiration from Catwoman and Batman. Sometimes they fight with each other and sometimes they work together.
(Cat Noir's POV)
It was midnight and I came to rob a jewelry store so I can get enough money to buy cat food for my kitties as Adrien, well, Goth Adrien. I crawled in the air vents and made my way down the hatch and landed on my hands and feet like a cat. Crawling on all fours to do a stealth mode so that I don't get caught by night guards. I don't see them, good. Time to rob whatever is so purrecious and valuable.
Suddenly, I was tackled behind which made me grunt from the impact and I landed on my stomach.
"Nice to see you, cat thief" It was Ladybug. Great. She probably knew I like jewelry stores in the middle of the night.
I rolled over so I can pin her but she wrapped her legs around my waist to trap me so that I'm stuck, "Bugaboo, you know I like purretty jewelry." I smirked seductively and I licked her cheek so that she's stunned but that didn't work.
"Planning on becoming the King of cats now?" She replied nonchalantly.
"No, to get enough money to survive," I said.
"You know stealing is wrong, kitty. It's a ticket to prison" Ladybug warned me.
"Yeah, I know. Now can you please remove your legs off my waist? This position is gonna get us captured by security cameras" I moved my hands to her thighs, stroking it.
"Nope, I think we should talk. You'll just run away" Ladybug wrapped her arms around my neck, trapping me.
I sighed in annoyance that she's so persistent to get me back. Looks like I'm gonna have to do the hard way. You leave me no choice, milady. Forgive me.
"This is getting annoying but you leave me no choice" I gently kissed her on the lips which made her squeal in surprise.
"Mmmm?!" She muffled and did not kiss back.
"Purrfect." I pulled from the kiss, smirking.
"How dare you!" She blushed madly which made me laugh a little because I just love that angry pout she makes. She lost her grip on my waist and neck, perfect. I jumped off and did a back handspring.
"Maybe I could use a bit of warm-up, bugaboo. I once said I could never bring myself to fight you but that's all changed" I held out my baton.
"If that's the case, Kitty." She took her yoyo out.
"This will be too easy. No weapons, just combat, milady. Let's go old school" I put my baton behind my back.
"Scaredy-cat?" Ladybug asked, thinking that I'm scared of getting wrapped by her yo-yo.
"No, I prefer to fight like a man" I ran up to her and tried to punch her but she blocked it.
"But you know how to fight a lady?" She punched me back.
"Agh!" I wasn't expecting that but I did her trademark move that she always uses. I grabbed her by the wrist and flipped around to her neck and pinned her to the ground.
"Ugh! Don't you dare use my strength against me!" She struggled.
"I know all your moves, milady." I laughed and did a backward roll so that she can get up. She looks angry and I just smirked seductively.
"So do I." She crossed her arms.
"Meow. Can you fight in the dark?" I chuckled and threw my baton at the light switch to cause total darkness.
"Aaahh! You cheater!" I can see her but she can't see me in the dark.
I casually walked up to her, grabbed her arm, and spun her so that her back is pressed against my chest. I purred near her ear which caused her to gasp at my touch.
"What do you think of me as a cat burglar, bugaboo?" I licked her cheek.
"You're really starting to creep me out." Ladybug flinched.
"Am I, milady? It seems I've been a bad kitty" I chuckled seductively. She can't see me but she can feel my hands gripping her wrists behind her back, "Give up?"
"Not yet!" She replied and struggles.
I chuckled that she's trying to break free but I'm too strong, "Not on our first date in the middle of the night" I purred.
"Stop it this is not funny!" Ladybug kept struggling until she flips just over me.
"Have it your way, milady. You can't see in the dark but I can. Now if you'll excuse me, I got shopping to do" I laughed and just casually made my way to smash the glass display to steal jewelry and gems.
"Cat Noir, you'll have to come to your senses one of these days!" Ladybug yelled.
"The only senses I can come to is saving you, milady. I don't want that monster to claim your miraculous and mine." I said and put the jewelry necklace in my catsuit pocket. I walked to where my staff is and picked it up.
"Then try that if I'm in a sticky situation." Ladybug said.
I walked up to her and held her chin to look at her eyes, even if she can't see me in the dark, "Milady, even if you think I'm a villain but deep down, I care about your well-being. I don't want you dead. Do you really think I'm evil like Shadow Moth?"
"I know there's good in you Cat Noir. You know it and you can't deny it." Ladybug said.
"Maybe someday, milady. But I have to go." I kissed her cheek before leaving.
I turned the light switch on so she can see. I never leave her like that. I turned around and did a blow kiss at her and then left the store.
x
The next day after pawning the jewelry in the pawn store to get money in my civilian form an hour ago, I was in the pet store finding cat food for my kitties. I gotta act normal so no one suspects I'm the real Cat Noir by using the shopping cart.
"Aaaaahhhh! Snake!" One of the customers screamed like a crazy lunatic. I sighed in frustration that snakes are not venomous in the pet store but they can bite ugly. I went to the reptile aisle and saw a ball python slithering with a low hiss. Snakes don't scare me but tarantulas do. It seems harmless as I gently let it slither to my arm.
"Shhhh….there, there," I said softly and let it coil my arm, probably to check my blood pressure. I noticed that the employee probably accidentally dropped the snake and that it scared the customer. If Viperion was here, he could talk to snakes but he's not here. If I was Aspik I would but I'm not the snake holder.
"How did you do that?" The employee asked how I was able to handle the call python.
"I know how to handle snakes. Been a volunteer at the zoo." I lied. Oh, great. Now I sound like Lila.
"Oh okay. I need to make sure this one does not escape." The employee said.
"Snakes are sneaky," I said and went back to the cat aisle to finish what I was doing.
Good thing I have a different backpack so that no one will notice the difference between me and Cat Noir. Because once I check out, I have to put the supplies in my backpack. That should be plenty of cat food for the week for my kitties. They need all the strength they can get.
After checking out like a normal civilian, I head outside with my backpack. But then, I hear an explosion from the distance and I see what looks like a sentimonster of a giant black and purple striped cobra. Oh great! What has my dad been up to this time?! Has he ever seen snake movies?!
I ran into the alley and transformed into Cat Noir since I have a feeling that Ladybug is in trouble and she can't do this on her own. I'm gonna need to steal a car that has no keys. I ran out of the alley and found a Civic Honda car. I elbow punched the driver seat window and got in, taking out a pocketknife to use the blade to start the ignition and the engine roared. Hang on, milady! I'm coming!
I drove to where the giant cobra was rampaging and saw Ladybug running up on the rooftops. The cobra spotted her and sprayed acidic venom at her from its fangs but missed.
I gotta make a call so she knows I'm driving a stolen car. I took out my baton to call her, "Milady! Get out of there! I'm driving a black Honda! Don't ask but get in the car now!"
"Coming!" Ladybug jumped down from the building and ran to the Honda. Good thing I unblocked her some time ago.
She got in the passages seat and I quickly put the cat in R to move backwards but accidentally hit another car but I didn't care. The sentimonster is coming!
"Any time now, cat!" Ladybug criticizing my driving.
"Shut up!" I said and put the lever in D to drive.
We drove at full speed away from the giant cobra. We drove up to the right and the cobra slithers at full speed there. It spits its acid venom at the rear window and shattered it, Ladybug dodged from the pieces.
"You got a plan or should I just duck and hide?" Ladybug asked.
"My plan is to drive us away from this snake!" I replied.
Ladybug then pulled the wheel and we drove backwards and she opens her door to make a lamppost knock it off to hit the snake in the face. Whoa! Nice shot there, milady.
"I wasn't expecting that but nice shot!" I said and turned the car around and put the gear to D to drive straight while the sentimonster continues to slither after us.
"Any idea where the amok is hiding? Now would be a good time before it spits acid venom to melt us!" I said and drove faster.
"I can't do lucky charm in the car." Ladybug said.
"Do it in the back seat! Like now!" I made a sharp turn to the right just in time before that snake almost spits venom at us.
Ladybug climbs to the backseat and shouted "Lucky charm!".
"What did you get?" I asked.
"Bow and arrows. Of course! The amok is inside him! But I'm gonna need something flammable for it to swallow. Can you keep that sentimonster busy?" Ladybug asked, whatever plan she has, I hope she knows what she's doing.
"Fine but you know I'm the bad guy. Just don't get hit by his acid venom" I said with a little soft side.
"We'll stay in touch, my bad boy." Ladybug teased me before jumping out of the car.
I put the car on cruise control so I can reach for my baton to take out the black ear speaker to put in my ear so I can stay in touch with milady. Then I turned off the cruise control and drove normally. I looked at the rear-view mirror and saw the snake still chasing. Okay, sentimonster! Follow the cat! I drove through the streets, narrowly avoiding other cars and people. I saw Ladybug running to a safe spot to try to target the snake.
"Get ready milady! I can't hold him off for long!" I said through the ear speaker in my ear.
"Lead him underneath the Eiffel Tower!" She said through the speaker in my ear.
"I'm so gonna kiss you after this." I chuckled and drove to the Eiffel tower, honking to get the people out of the way.
Ladybug ran up on the first floor of the Eiffel Tower, she whistled loudly to get the snake's attention, "Bon appetit!" She fired an arrow containing a rag on fire and it aimed right at the snake's mouth, destroying whatever it is inside the snake containing the amok.
"Nice shot, Ladybug," I smirked.
The sentimonster snake starts to cough smoke and hard. Real snakes don't choke or have a gag reflex but I guess the sentimonster can. It then got dissolved into particles and the amok feather is released and it turned white. I think my father released it from its existence since he knows I'm here.
I got out of the car and just pole-vaulted out of here, "See ya next time, milady. This bad kitty works alone" I said through my ear speaker in my ear.
"Well, thanks for the help again." Ladybug said through my ear piece.
"You owe me a kiss when I see you again, milady. I saved your life" I chuckled.