Lucifer watches her pancake, ready to flip it. This time, she was going to do it right. She tosses it into the air, and it flips. It started to fall before somehow turns and hits her face.

"GAH!" She screams, ripping the pancake apart.

"I'M NOT EVEN USING MY POWERS! WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING?!" She shouted.

Lucifer took a breath and started making another pancake. She decides that she had enough of flipping the pancake out of the pan and do it the old fashion way. As she waited, she thought about Danny. A few weeks away, Justice's ex-boyfriend escapes from Hell and tries to take Danny's sight. Luckily, Azarel was able to get his sight back, and Mitch pays the price.

Lucifer looks down as she thought about the look of his eyes. She recalls seeing the pictures of Danny in both of his forms. His ghost form shows he was a fighter, ready to take down anyone that stood in his way. His human form shown a more kindred side. She almost mistook him for an angel at first. But hearing his feats and finally meeting him in person, Lucifer just fell in love with him. She didn't know why. Danny was the opposite of what she was. He was good, kind, and heroic. Everything she was not.

She flips the pancake as she thought back to their first date in Hell. Everything went smoothly. They both talk about their lives and what they plan for the future. Of course, being the devil, Lucifer had to lie about some of the things she did. Still, it was a great time. Lucifer sighs and took the pancake out of the pan and onto a plate.

"Danny..." She whispers.

She felt her heart skip a beat as she said his name. The almighty Lucifer was in love with a mortal. Well, half-mortal. Lucifer set her plate down on the table and sat down.

Most of the girls were busy doing their own thing, and Danny was actually hanging out with Justice for now. Lucifer took a bite of her pancake and started to think again. She was thinking about taking Danny on another date, this time on Earth. But where will they go? She looks off to the side and saw Modeus sitting next to her.

"I'll do this on my own." She said.

"You're in love." The Lustful Demon said.

"We're all in love. We're all dating the same guy. Go away." Lucifer said.

"Okay." Modeus said, standing up.

"Oh! I thought you might want this." She said, handing Lucifer a paper.

She took it and read it. There was a new restaurant opening in town, and it was made by none other than Vlad Masters. Lucifer had no doubt he was trying to take his mind off the Garden of Eden after Danny and Azazel stops him. Plus, it does look ready nice. And knowing how evil the man was, it would be fun messing up his plans.

"Well, that takes care of that. Time to ask my boyfriend out!" She said, setting the paper down.

A bit later...

"A new restaurant?" Danny asked, surprised.

"Yep, made by Vlad himself. Sounds like a perfect place to have some fun." Lucifer said.

"It's probably another lame attempt to get my mom," Danny said.

"But a good chance to mess up whatever plan he has in store." Lucifer pointed out.

Danny had to think about that. He knew Vlad. Besides trying to win over his mom, Vlad always had another reason. If Vlad does have a plan, then it might be better to stop it before it could begin.

"Okay, I'm in," Danny said.

"Glad to hear it. Tonight is its grand opening. And the best part of all, everyone is invited." Lucifer said.

"Guess that means my parents are invited too." Danny sighs.

"Don't worry, I'll leave them and the guests unharmed," Lucifer said.

"Why do I have a hard time believing that?" Danny asked.

"Just head home, and get your suit. This is a date that won't be forgotten." Lucifer smirks.


Later that night...

Danny was wearing the suit that Lucifer made for him as Jazz stood at the doorway.

"I can't believe you were trick into a date with Zdrada." He said.

"She really knows how to push my buttons." Jazz groans.

"I warned you, Jazz," Danny said.

"I know!" Jazz said, putting her hands on her face.

To get Zdrada to stop teasing her about liking their kiss, Jazz dares Zdrada to a date to see if she really does like it. However, Jazz unknowing agrees to do whatever Zdrada wants and she seals the deal with a bet. If she didn't like it, then Zdrada would drop the whole lesbian thing. If she did, then Jazz would have to dress up like a punk for the whole month.

"Can you talk to her?" Jazz asked.

"Zdrada is harder to convince than Lucifer. Trust me, I have tried. And Malina won't be any help. She's going to be in Hell for the rest of the night." Danny said.

Jazz groans again. Unlike Danny, she wasn't heading towards a restaurant. Zdrada was taking Jazz somewhere she knows they can both enjoy. Jazz had her doubts, but she couldn't back out.

Danny heard his phone ring and saw it had a text from Lucifer. She was at the door and was waiting for him.

"Lucifer's here." He said.

"Good luck." Jazz said.

Later...

Danny and Lucifer both walk towards the new restaurant and enters it. They were surprised to find themselves in the MVP area. It was filled with rich people that didn't even look at them. The two were lead towards their seats and sat down. The waiter started to pour their drinks, but Luifcer stops him.

"Underage. Just my glass." She said.

"Can I get a soda, instead?" Danny asked.

"What kind?" The Waiter asked.

"Root Beer," Danny said.

The Waiter nods and soon left. Danny turns to Lucifer and spoke his thoughts.

"I think Vlad knows we were coming." He said.

"And to give us a special treatment is saying I'm hiding something," Lucifer added.

"I thought you liked those kinds of things," Danny asked.

"I do. When it in Hell." Lucifer said.

"Sure..." Danny said, rolling his eyes.

Lucifer swirls her glass and smells the wine. She took a sip and hmms.

"What?" Danny asked.

"This wine is different. I have drunk lots of wine in my time, but I can tell something is trying to mess with me." She said.

"Probably trying to make sure you don't mess up with anything," Danny said before looking at his drink.

"Think there is anything wrong with mine?" Danny asked.

Lucifer took a cup and pours some of Danny's drink in it. She gave it a taste and did feel something from it.

"Same feeling. Whatever he's planning, it won't work. I'm the Devil. I won't be controlled by any means." She said.

Danny looked around. Everyone seems okay, and they mostly ignore them. However, he could shake something was wrong. He turns to Lucifer, who looked a little different for some reason.

"Lucifer? Are you okay?" He asked.

She was giving off a very flirty smile and loosed her tie and suit. Lucky, she didn't show too much.

"Lucifer?" Danny asked.

"Have I ever tell you how handsome you are?" She asked.

Danny was really confused now.

"Um, a few times?" Danny asked.

"Did I ever tell you that I love you?" Lucifer asked.

Now Danny knew something was up. Whatever was in their drinks had some effect on Lucifer. But he knew her. Lucifer is not going to let something like this happen to her.

"Lucifer! Get a hold of yourself." He said.

The Demon Girl smiles and pulls Danny into a kiss. Danny was about to break away before hearing a voice in his mind.

'Relax, I'm faking it. Vlad is watching, and we need to play along. Just follow my lead.'

Danny was confused but soon kiss back. They broke the kiss and sat back. Danny remembered her words, and grab his drink. He fakes a sip and gave Lucifer a smirk.

"Sorry about earlier. I was a little worried about you." He said.

"It fine, dear. But you didn't answer my question." Lucifer said.

"To be honest. I think that's the first time you ever said that." Danny answers.

"Then I'll say it again. I love you." Lucifer said.

"I love you too," Danny said.

Both of them knew Vlad was watching, and he must be a little upset that it wasn't him and Maddie doing this. Their food came, and they started to eat. Vlad smirks as he saw them eat the food without question. His plan was coming together. Danny looks at Lucifer and saw she had some sauce near her lips.

"Hey, Lucy? You got some sauce on you." He said, grabbing a napkin and wipes it off.

"Thank you." Lucifer smiles.

They kept eating and soon finished their plates. Dessert came, and it was two cups of Ice Cream Sunday. They were set down, and both of them took a bite. Vlad kept watching, waiting for them to say the words.

Once they finish the Sunday, they both sat back and stares at each other, lovely.

"This restaurant is the best," Danny said.

"A perfect place for a date," Lucifer added.

Vlad was started to get a little annoy. He saw them drink the drinks. Why are they avoiding the words?

"Danny? Can I tell you a secret?" Lucifer asked.

"Yeah?" Danny smiles.

"Vlad Masters..."

Vlad smirks. She was going to say it.

"...is..."

Vlad was about to jump for joy.

"...a fruitloop."

'Wait, WHAT?!'

Lucifer snaps her fingers, and two skeletons appear and grab the invisible ghost. Everyone looks shocked before Vlad reappears and was thrown at Lucifer's feet. Lucifer turns away and pours the wine on his head.

"Did you really think you would control me? I'm the Queen and CEO of Hell. No one controls me." She said.

"Nice tried, Vlad. But you can't outsmart the devil." Danny added.

Vlad growls.

"How did you know?" He asked.

"I'm the devil. I knew there was something wrong with our drinks. Not to mention giving me and Danny the special treatment? It was a dead giveaway." She smirks before leading down.

"But you help make this date go smoothly. For that, I won't hurt you." She added.

"Take him to Hell," Lucifer said.

"What?!" Vlad yells as the Skeletons grabs him.

"I said I won't hurt you. I didn't say that no one else will. Oh, and just to make sure you don't escape..." Lucifer added before driving her hand into his chest.

Vlad was shocked to see a red portal in his chest and recalls seeing the same thing to Sam.

"The Pain Punishment. Every time you think of the woman you want, your heart will feel your pain. The worst the pain is, the more it will hurt." She said.

Danny was surprised to see that, but this was Vlad. Unlike Sam, Danny didn't have any objection to it.

"Remember, I'm the Devil. Nothing you will do or say will bring me down." She added before looking at Danny.

"With your permission, can me and others put him under Hell's Punishment?" She asked.

"Maybe later..." Danny said, still unsure of that one.

Lucifer nods and had her minions take Vlad away. She then snaps her fingers again and places some bills on the table.

"It was a good meal. We should come back here again." Lucifer said.

"Hopefully without a ghost trying to control us," Danny added.


Later...

Danny and Lucifer end up walking back to the apartment. Both of them were just talking and walking alongside each other.

"Really? Jazz bet if she like her date with Zdrada, she will dress up as a punk girl?" Lucifer asked.

"Yeah. If she doesn't, then Zdrada is to drop the whole lesbian thing she playing around with." Danny said.

"Never bet with a Demon. We use every trick in the book to win." Lucifer said.

"Should I be worry?" Danny asked.

"Not really. You know Zdrada won't hurt your sister after her last stunt." Lucifer said.

"As long as Jazz comes home safe and sound, as well as herself, then I'll be happy," Danny said.

Lucifer smiles and pulls Danny into another kiss, which he returns as the moon shines over them.


And done. Thanks to mgasmsms for the date idea with Danny and Lucifer. You all have noticed that I mention a date with Jazz and Zdrada. If you want me to, I can cover that date in the next chapter.

Yes, I'm now aware of the DLC for Helltaker. And no, I'm not going to bring it in the story. Also, Baphomet will not appear. And if she does, she won't join the harem. Just wanted to tell you all now.