View Azuniverse: Teachers
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Azumanga Daioh or any related characters
An irritated student was standing over Nyamo's desk in the staff room. After pacing back and forth for a few minutes the girl spoke.
"Where's the English teacher? She was supposed to be here two hours ago! This is ridiculous!"
"Well I've called her twice. She should be here soon." Replied Nyamo in her calmest tone
"Well Fuck that! I'm going home." Replied the girl stomping out of the room
"Forgot your books." Nyamo said to herself as she swept said books into the trashcan beside her desk.
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A young woman with short black hair was standing outside the school's English classroom. Another woman this one a brunette with hair down her back walked up and stood next to her. The brown haired woman turned to her companion.
"So what are you doing here?" the brown haired woman asked
"I'm waiting for the keys to this classroom." Replied the black haired woman
"Why?"
"Well I'm here as a substitute and I need to get a copy of the English textbook."
"No way! I need that book too." Replied the brown haired woman
"Well tough. I was here first."
"I'm getting that book."
"No you aren't." said the now irritated black haired woman. The brunette smiled.
"Ten bucks"
"What?"
"I'll bet you ten bucks that you don't get the book."
"Fine bitch, you're on"
The brunette just smiled and walked off down the hall.
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Nyamo looked up as the door opened and saw her best friend walk in.
"You're late Yukari." Yukari turned and regarded Nyamo
"What are you doing here? I though you were doing Karaoke at two."
"I was. But the principal called and Ms. Takahashi is sick so I had to fill in." Nyamo sighed
"Shit," Yukari said, "If I had known you were here, I would have come even later." Responded Yukari picking up her keys and leaving
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In the hall Yukari passed a girl who has searching for something.
"Have you seen any stray books?" asked the girl
"No time for love Doctor Jones!" Yukari replied leaving the girl utterly confused
Walking up to her classroom, Yukari relished the look of the black haired woman as Yukari turned the key and opened the door to the English room.
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Outside Tomo and Yomi were leaning up against the school wall next to the vending machines. Next to them was a third girl this one was short with shoulder length brown hair and a vacant expression. Tomo as usual was talking.
"I don't fucking care if she's a goddamn prodigy or whatever! I'm gonna beat her at something!"
While Tomo was ranting another girl had come up, "Hey Tomo, whatcha doing?" asked the girl. Tomo turned to her.
"I'm just hanging with Yomi and her cousin." Tomo replied
"That's Yomi's cousin?" asked the girl
"Yeah. She's from out of town."
"No Way"
"I swear to god! Yomi am I lying?" Yomi shook her head. Tomo continued, "See and Yomi never lies."
"Well where is she from?" asked the girl. Yomi turned around and tapped her distracted cousin who noticed the conversation for the first time
"Osaka!" Yomi's cousin replied
"So does she speak standard Japanese?" asked the girl
"Yeah but not real good like me can." Answered Tomo
"Well, is she staying here?" asked the girl
"Yup. She moved to Tokyo to become a pop idol."
"No way!"
"I swear. Watch this." Said Tomo turning towards Osaka, "Osaka! Dance!" Osaka began to spin around quickly in an erratic pirouette, Tomo just laughed.
"That's fucking funny!" Tomo grinned
"So she really wants to be a singer?" asked the girl
"Of course, she was in a band in Osaka called the sea cucumbers or something."
"That doesn't sound like a pop band."
"You should hear her sing. Osaka! Oranges & Lemons!"
Osaka nodded and began singing
Dakishimetaikara itoshiihito
Mou nakanaidene Good bye sadness
Fushigina tobira no moji wa Soramimi Cake!
The Girl stared for a second and then asked, "Did she just say Soramimi Cake?"
Author's Note: For those of you who don't know Osaka's song is the Azumanga Daioh theme song. Also I couldn't figure out how to do the Dante / Caitlin / Veronica scenes so I decided to leave them out for the most part. If you have any brilliant ideas regarding that please tell me. Also, Sakaki, Kagura and Kaorin will not be appearing here because I'm saving them for a Mallrats parody.