A/N: Guess who's back, back again…….Giddy's back……tell some men……….Okay, silliness over, here is Chapter 5…this is the backlash from Cena being naked! You will love this, I promise! And I should be updating on a regular basis, so don't kill me!

Disclaimer: GFG: Do I really have to do this every chapter?

VINCE: Yes, unless you want me to take away Orton and Cena...

GFG: NO! begins to sob Please don't! I don't own anything except Angel!

VINCE: Smart move, Giddy!

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Chapter 5: Body Shots

John's POV:

"Dammit, why is Dave beating on the door again?" I did not plan this at all! Angel wasn't supposed to see me naked (yet). I didn't even know she was there!

"He's here for Jeff! He would have caught him earlier, if Angel didn't stop him." Randy is hanging in our room, playing the PlayStation 2 with us. Poor Randy is going to have to listen to Dave bitch and complain about Angel going behind his back and signing that contract. I'm glad the girl had the balls to do that.

"But what did Jeff do that was worse than what I did? Not that I'm complaining!"

"I kissed Angel earlier." Okay, and that's...Wait! He kissed Angel! Bastard, she sees me naked, but he gets the kiss! This sucks! "I did it as a joke, but Dave found out. Because Angel let it slip."

Randy starts laughing. "That's whats funny! She let it slip when she was telling us that seeing Cena naked was better than your kiss!" She did? Dammit, I'll think about that later. Right now I have other matters to deal with...

"Hey, Rainbow. I don't think that Dave will have to worry about you for awhile. Because when I get through with you, you're gonna have your meals fed to you through an IV! You shouldn't have taken my clothes earlier!" I get up and start to crack my knuckles.

"What the hell? I didn't do it! Orton did!" Jeff jumps up, and gets ready to fight.

"Liar! It was you, all on your own. Don't get me involved in this!"

Jeff looks at me and smirks. "I did you a favor, Cena! Angel wouldn't have looked at you twice! Now that she has seen you naked, she wants you! I think that is the first time you had your clothes off before the girl!"

"You dick! You will pay for that comment!" I tackle him to the floor and start to beat the hell outta him. He rolls me over and then starts punching me. I roll him back over and begin whaling on him again.

Suddenly, you hear feminine laughter. I look over and notice Angel, Stacy, and Ashley standing in the doorway. Oh dear God, she is wearing a really short skirt. And a really tight tank top.

"Damn! Why do all of the hot ones have to be taken or gay?" Angel looks sad, and begins to pout. "And it looks like Hardy is both!"

Ashley starts laughing. "If I would have known that, me and Jeff wouldn't be here right now!"

"How in the hell did you get in here anyway?"

Ashley holds up a key card. "Jeff gave me this and told me to come over tonight!" Now I am really gonna kill him!

I get up off of Hardy, and walk over to Angel. "So what are you guys doing here?"

Angel walks up to me. "The girls want to celebrate me joining the WWE, and Daddy made sure that our rooms didn't have any alcohol. What's a party with out my friends, Jack and Jose!"

"Oh no, no alcohol!" Randy walks up. "Your dad said no, so it ain't happening! Besides, you are only 18. I'm not contributing to the corruption of a minor."

"Orton, you're a dumbass. I'm not a minor! I'm just not 21..." She starts to pout again. "Come on! At least body shots. Think of it as my initiation!" Body shots, that sounds like a lot of fun. Especially if I'm doing a few off of her hot little body. No, bad thoughts! Dave would put me 6 feet under if he knew what I was thinking.

Stacy grabs Randy and pulls him against her. "That sounds like an awesome idea! We can have partners, and you're mine."

Randy's eyes light up like a kid at Christmas. "Okay, boys, grab your partners!" The guys chose their girls, leaving me with...

"Hey, Sweet Cheeks! This is gonna be fun!"...Angel!

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A/N: I wish I could do body shots of Cena...okay, my dad is in the room, so I hope doesn't read this. That is why I save my stuff on a disk, and take it with me wherever I go. The cyber cookies are in the cyber mail. And Broken.Baby.Gyrl, yours is definately choc chip! And Rose Hardy 101, you get double since you reviewed on my other story too (And since you won't leave me alone about the cookies!) To all who have waited patiently (and some not so patiently) you all get cyber cookies!

Love y'all bunches: GFG