The Rolling Stones go to Hogwarts

by Horny4Hexbugs

The famous British band The Rolling Stones make their debut appearance at Hogsmede, performing their iconic song “Wild Horses”, however, this oppurtunity has been taken by the Death Eaters to kill Mick Jagger and use his pedophilic flesh to riencarnate Voldemort! aaaaaaaaaaaa what will we do!

Constipated living

Is easy to do

The poo I wanted

Is trapped inside you

Graceless bint

You know who I am

You know I can't let your poo

Slide through my hands

Stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

Stinky, stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

I watched you bleed

From constipated pain

Now you've decided

To show me the same

There's no more pooing

Prune juice won't help

My sphincter is crying

My tapeworms are dead

Stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

Stinky, stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

I know I've pooed before

On your chest like a cow

I still have my freedom

But I'm constipated now

Colons been broken

Tears must be cried

Let's do some pooing

After we die

Stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

Stinky, stinky tapeworms

We'll ride them some day

Stinky tapeworms

Couldn't drag me away

Stinky, stinky tapeworms

We'll poo again some day