The Slumber Party in Snape's Office
Chapter 4
"Painting Nails and Drinking 'Blood'."

Author's Notes: This is yet another installment of the chaos I dedicated to Mourn-Today, the incredible genius who created Erica and Vicky, still two of our most used borrowed characters… Hopefully you all can appreciate the fine art this piece of junk is…LOL…

"Who's left to go?" Artimis asked quietly, as everyone awaited Snape's reaction.

"ME! I haven't gone." Alexis spoke loudly, waving her hands. Everyone heard the muffled yelp and the loud gulp. Snape walked back into the main room with a pretty goblet. It was filled with a deep red liquid and Professor Snape began sipping as he watched everyone else.

"Ok Alexis, Truth or Dare." Vicky asked, rolling her eyes.

"DARE! DARE! DARE!" Alexis yelped excitedly. Professor Snape took a long sip out of his goblet again. Professor Lupin looked at him and then the girls and asked lowly.

"Severus, do really think that is appropriate right now?"

"Remus, this is my office, and by the question I was just asked and the image I just saw of myself, it is highly in their best interest that I drink this. Now play your little games." Professor Snape hissed at him and he looked away shaking his head. The girls all shrugged and Alexis would not be denied her dare.

"VICKY!" Alexis pleaded.

"OK. Alexis hold on." Vicky spoke, unsure of what to have Alexis do.

"Hey Vicky, come here." Artimis whispered as Vicky scooted to her.

"Lupin needs to be girly-fied! I say nail polish. I've got some green and some silver." Artimis smirked, eyeing Lupin, who giving them an odd look.

"Alright. Thanks." Vicky spoke, moving back to her place. Remus raised an eyebrow at her and she smiled innocently. Now everyone knew how Alexis felt about Lupin, how she looked up to him like a dad, and how she always saw him as manly and tough. They all knew she would hate having to make him girly, and best of all they knew he wouldn't care.

"Alexis, we all know you want exciting... but there is just something that I think needs to be done. I DARE you to paint Professor-"

"Don't even think about it Adkins." Snape interjected and Vicky ignored him.

"-Lupin's nails. Artimis has green and I think some silver." Vicky continued without pausing. Lupin dropped his jaw slightly that they would dare Alexis to do that, as did Alexis, but hers was more noticeable.

"You want me to do what? Paint his nails? He'll have green fingers and silver fingernails. You know I'm terrible." Alexis shrieked, really getting upset, which is bad.

"Yep." Artimis cooed, calming her mentally while she pulled out some bottles from the make-up bag she had summoned when no one was watching her.

"Argh." Alexis spoke as she took the bottles and sat in front of Lupin. She took one of his hands and shakily opened the bottle of green.

"Damnit... so wrong." Alexis growled as she carefully applied the green, messing up only a little. Artimis leaned over her shoulder and handed her a small bottle of silver and a thin brush. Alexis took the silver and grumbled, applying little stripes on the sides, for once making pretty lines. She set back and crossed her arms after she finished and moved back to her place on Snape's floor.

Lupin looked down at his nails and smirked, holding in laughter as he tried to get some green off his knuckle. Snape couldn't hold in the comment.

"Befitting you should have Slytherin nails." He teased.

"Oh shove it, Whoopi." Remus retorted and the girls all fell over laughing.

"You got told." Erica exclaimed as she laughed loudly.

"Whoopi?" Severus questioned, confused.

"Don't ask. Did you realize that we are outnumbered?" Artimis spoke and Snape looked at her oddly.

"We?" He questioned.

"Slytherins. There are two of us and four of them. Don't piss em off, cause they could probably take us." Artimis spoke to him and he shook his head, sipping from his goblet again.

"Hey, instead of Truth or Dare, let's play ' I've never...'" Erica spokes, sitting up.

"Not again Erica, we got so sloshed last time." Vicky groaned.

"I know, let's do it again." Artimis chimed in as the two Professors exchanged glances.

Erica summoned shot glasses and set them in front of everyone and walked over to the corner to summon the alcohol.

"Professor Snape?" Alexis asked him, peering quizzically over his shoulder.

"What Whyte?" He growled, looking at her. She peered into his half empty goblet and asked.

"Are you drinking blood?"

"Why yes, I am. I'm a bloody sucking professor with my hair done so tightly I can't think straight." He spoke sarcastically. Alexis obviously didn't catch the sarcasm.

"AH! He's a vampire! I knew it!" Alexis yelled rushing for the door.

"Calm down. He was playing." Artimis spoke taking the cup from Snape's grasp quickly as if there was nothing wrong with doing that and sipped some of the liquid.

"Hmm... Good wine." She spoke and handed it back to Snape. He looked at her almost mortified.

"Why did you just drink that?" Erica shrieked, covering her mouth.

"Why not?" Artimis shrugged, confused by Erica's reaction.

"Cause it's his and you don't know where his mouth has been?" She shrieked once again, hurting Artimis's ears.

"Right... I bet Snape just spends all his time locking lips with his secret woman that nobody sees and he never speaks about or has pictures of and he never sees on holidays. Cause we all Artimis is afraid of cooties." Artimis replied, rolling her eyes as she placed her hands on her hips. Snape chuckled.

"Why are you laughing?" She asked him curiously, wondering if she was right.

"Because you pay far too much attention to me and not enough to Draco." He spoke, the girls wincing as he spoke, knowing he hit the wrong button.

"You leave Draco out of this, whatever this is." She defended.

"Shut up and let's play." Erica spoke, filling the shot glasses with Vodka, Erica's favorite.

"You expect us to play this game with you?" Remus asked incredulously.

"No. We DARE you to." Alexis spoke knowingly and Remus smacked his forehead, his silver stripes glittering in the light.

"Blasted, they didn't take the spell off. Snape growled knowingly.

"We're blonde, not stupid. We'll I'm blonde, but we aren't stupid." Alexis spoke, looking around at everyone else.

"Alexis you're not making your point." Artimis sighed.

"Ok, how do we play?" Snape asked dejectedly. Everyone looked at him strangely.

"What are you all gawking at?"

"You don't know how to play?" Vicky asked, shocked beyond belief.

"No... If I did, wouldn't have asked. Tell me so we can get this over with."

"Artimis?" Vicky questioned.

"Oh, alright. This is how you play..."