The Slumber Party in Snape's Office
Chapter 5
"Kiss and Tell"

This is yet another chappie for Mourn-Today, whom I hope will once again return to the art of FanFiction, or else it shall make me very sad...

"Oh alright, this is how we play." Artimis chuckled, looking at Erica who was smirking, holding the bottle of Vodka.

"See, we go around in a circle. One person says ' I've never... done this or that. Like, say someone says ' I've never kissed a boy'. Well everyone who has kissed a boy would have to drink their shot. It's a very simple drinking game." Artimis informed, noting Snape's shocked expression.

"And the point of this game being?" He asked her.

"Well, honestly, to get drunk and to find out things about people." Artimis told him and Alexis interjected.

"Especially since if you don't tell the truth by drinking, then you lose your magic." Alexis smirked evilly.

"Ah, I see." Snape chided, sitting back and eyeing his shot glass. He got up and placed his now empty goblet on his desk and sat back down.

"Ok then, let's have Alexis go first. It'll go clockwise from her." Vicky spoke and they all nodded except for Severus.

Alexis rubbed her chin thoughtfully and smirked.

"I've never... kissed a girl." Alexis declared. Artimis laughed as she picked up her shot and downed it, watching the girls, Lupin and surprisingly Snape down their shots as well. Vicky rolled her eyes at Alexis who poured more shots.

"Um... Do we wanna know why all you girls have kissed other girls?" Remus asked and Erica laughed.

"Dares. Plain and simple." Erica chuckled, shaking her head and Lupin nodded.

"Why did Ms. Whyte say she'd never done something she did do?" Professor Snape asked, looking confused. Artimis rolled her eyes, knowing that the alcohol was defiantly watered down so they wouldn't get drunk as fast.

"Because you can do that." Artimis explained to him.

"Ah." He replied, his gaze turning to Erica because it was her turn.

Erica rolled her eyes and sighed.

"I guess I'll get the easy one done. I've never kissed a boy." Erica spoke, lifting her glass to her lips. Artimis put her shot to her lips and nearly spit it all out as Lupin drank his. There was a chorus of choking and spitting from the girls for a moment as Snape stared down at his full glass.

"Professor? Do tell." Artimis inquired.

"Dare. Very wrong, very odd dare." Remus spoke, shuddering.

"Oh." The girls replied, disinterested. Vicky smirked, knowing it was her turn.

"Mine's a good one. I've never... licked someone's shoe." Vicky spoke. Everyone watched Alexis grudgingly pick up her glass and drink it glaring at Vicky. Professor Lupin looked kind of ill and Snape looked smug and knowing. He had been there for that one.

"What? It was a dare, kind of." Alexis spoke defensively.

"Yeah, we know. My turn." Artimis cringed, remembering the event in which Ron made Alexis lick her shoe in front of the entire potion's class.

(Damn Impluseonus Potion) Alexis growled.

I know Artimis told her.

"Hmm... Let's see, I've never... God, I can't do that one with guys in the room. Argh..." Artimis spoke angrily.

"Why not?" Remus asked and Artimis blushed.

"I'm pretty sure it wouldn't apply to either of you." She replied, thinking hard.

"Then go ahead, if you are so sure." Lupin informed her, almost challenging her to ask it. Artimis looked to the girls, who nodded.

"Fine. Oh wait, I can make it apply. A little rewording. I've never... been involved in hitting third base." Artimis spoke knowingly, drinking. Severus eyed the girls oddly and looked to Lupin, who had just drank.

"Third base?" He asked and Lupin leaned over and whispered in his ear. Snape smiled, shaking his head and drinking his shot. The only person who didn't drink was Alexis. Artimis giggled at her.

"Well, excuse me for having a bad experience with guys and not being a fast person." Alexis growled, crossing her arms pouting.

"You're excused. We'll forgive you, this time." Erica joked, laughing slightly.

"Professor Snape, your turn." Vicky informed him.

"Damn. I've never... I don't know. Damnation, this is hard. And why aren't you all drunk yet?" Severus asked, scowling.

"Watered down Vodka." Erica replied and Severus rolled his eyes.

"Come on Professor, I'm sure there's a lot YOU'VE never done, just say one." Artimis chided and got a glare.

"I've... Never hit a woman." Snape growled, gulping down his drink and looking to Artimis in a threatening manner. Artimis shrugged and drank hers. This time only Lupin didn't drink.

"Ah, the only gentleman in the room." Alexis spoke, rolling her eyes for effect.

"My turn I assume." Remus spoke, laughing jokingly as he mocked a proper accent.

"Yep." Vicky replied, laughing.

"Good. I've got a... interesting one." Lupin said quietly, eyeing Severus with his amber eyes. " I've never... stood under a girl's staircase, singing to a girl about how much I love her." Remus spoke and got the worst most hateful glare the girls had ever seen Snape give. Snape picked up his glass and drank it angrily as Remus laughed heartily.

"How in the bloody hell do YOU remember THAT?" Snape growled at Remus, clenching his fists as his voice rose.

Alexis looked to Artimis and whispered so low that only they could hear it. "Snape loved someone?" Artimis shook her head and rolled her eyes.

"Don't ask, please." Artimis begged.

"She told me. You can't forget something your first girlfriend tells you, especially when it has to do with you and my girlfriends cousin." Remus replied and Severus growled menacingly.

"Enough." He hissed and Vicky rolled her eyes at his dramatics.

"How about we start playing another game?" Erica asked, feeling the animosity growing between the two adults and knowing that they both had liquor in them would make them fight.

"Sure." Artimis spoke, sensing the same thing. Severus and Remus nodded.

"How about more Truth or Dare?" Alexis implied and they all nodded as Erica put up the glasses away.

"Hey, don't put those away yet. We want some real stuff…" Artimis and Vicky spoke in unison Erica poured them all a shot and they tipped it back and then gave Erica the glasses as she poured herself two.

Professor Snape got up and walked through the door that lead to the hallway in which the bathroom was off of. Artimis walked over and touched Professor Lupin's shoulder.

"You ok?" She asked and he shook his head, nodding.

"Yes, just the past tends to piss some people off at their mistakes." He growled, turning to the girls and smiling.

"Let's play something else, enough truth has been told tonight." He spoke and Alexis rubbed her chin.

"I KNOW! TWISTER! Everybody loves Twister." Alexis yelled and they all laughed.

"Alright, I am the caller." Professor Lupin spoke, laughing.

"Awesome." Vicky spoke, standing up shakily, her being tipsy. Alexis summoned the box and set up the game. They all got into position to play Twister with slight buzzes.

"Right hand yellow..."