TWI 3: SOCCAR!
I actually struggled a bit with the challenge, and eventually I decided on Soccer, based on the Inanimate Insanity II episode "A Kick in the Right Direction".
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Total Drama Island intro lyrics, either.
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"You really think they were dumb enough to do that? Starclan is just a tale for kits!"
"Well, you're definitely not welcome in the Void, where atheists and non-clan disbelievers go when they die."
"HA!" Scourge mocked her despite the fact that she saved him a while. back. "So what, Bluefur?"
"That was my warrior name. Please call me Bluestar."
24 contestants, 1 lake.
Who will win it?
Dear mom and dad I will be fine,
You guys are on my mind,
Don't ask me what I wanted to be,
'Cause I think the answer is plain to me.
I Wanna be, Famous.
I Wanna live, close to the sun.
Pack your bags 'cause I already won.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
I'll get there one day-ay.
'Cause I wanna be, famous.
Na-nananana-na-na, nananana-na!
Na-nanana, Na-nanana, Nananana-na!
I wanna be, I wanna be,
I just wanna be famous!
Total, Warriors, Island.
"Dadadada-
Cake, Cake- Cake Cake!
Cake, Cake- At Stake!
Cake, Cake- Cake Cake!
Cake, Cake-
At Stake!"
"HydroClan, welcome to Cake at Stake." The Announcer told HydroClan about Cake at Stake, which was surprising for them since they never had cake.
"This time, your cake is the Fresh-Kill Pile, chopped up into 11 pieces. If you get a cake, you're safe. If not, then you'll be flung to the FOCAL by the Fling of Shame. Any questions?"
"OMG, why are we here?"
"One of us is going to the Tiny Loser Chamber, which no no one deserves to go to."
"Not even Hawkfrost deserves to be in there for the rest of the show!"
"HEY!" Hawkfrost yelled at the opposing team for mocking him.
"Shut up, stupid Hawkfrost!
"Hey!"
"Yeah, hawk-poop!"
"HEY!"
"We're not sending you there." Jayfeather corrected Bluestar about the Tiny Loser Chamber. "A Mushroom Twoleg has it, and he won't give it back. Instead, he bought the entire Dark Forest and put signs that say 'LOSER!' all over it."
"You already spoiled it, Jayfeather!"
"First safe is Bluestar, at 0 votes, then Spottedleaf, also at 0 votes." Jayfeather announced the first 2 safe cats before moving on. "Also safe is Brook where Small Fish Swim, Barley, Whitestorm, and Mistyfoot, all at 0 votes."
"Can I compete, too?"
"Ivypool, what are you doing here? You're not even a contestant." Ivypool jumped into the Cake At Stake place, only to be rejected and flung to where the rest of the Recommended Characters are. "Moving on, we're now in the Bottom 2, who are Scourge and Stormfur, each with 1 vote, so a tiebreaker will be—"
"WAIT!" Mistyfoot then interrupted Jayfeather. "I really can't stand this anymore!"
"Mistyfoot, what has gotten into you?"
"To be honest, I was quite surprised when I thought my popularity would save me from elimination. Turns out it did NOT!"
"Well, it barely saved you…"
"So, where is the FOCAL?"
"Did I not activate the Sender Scoop Thrower?
"Nah, you don't need to. I don't even wanna go there after what Mapleshade said."
"Well, quitters like you also go there, too, so goodbye."
"HEY! Elimination isn't funny, Mr Serial Box!"
"What did you call me?"
"Nevermind."
The Announcer then flung Mistyfoot to the FOCAL using the Sender Scoop Thrower.
"AAAUGH!"
"Is it just me or are Mistyfoot & Scourge & Jayfeather & Hawkfrost & Mothwing & Brambleclaw & Tawnypelt a little, out of character?"
"WE'RE NOT OUT OF CHARACTER!" Scourge yelled at the Announcer for saying that he and a bunch of other cats are out-of-character.
"Shush, sheesh. Are you bloodthirsty like the canon version of you?"
"No. Well, I was, until Firestar killed me. Then I realized that being bloodthirsty is a bad thing."
"Then you are out of character, at least right now."
Scourge went silent at the Announcer's proof of his statement before the scene changed to a soccer field the Announcer just bought.
"Anyways, moving on, your next challenge is a game of Soccer. Do you know the rules?"
"No, not really."
"Then I will tell you. First off, you can only use your hind legs to kick the ball. The sole exception is the Goalie, who can freely use their hands to pick up the ball and throw it. If any other teammate picks it up, it will count as a foul, which reduces your score by 1 per foul. Firestar will be the referee, and claws must be sheathed, or else a foul will be counted for unsheathed claws. Any questions?"
"WHY Firestar, of all cats? He's just a dumb idiot who got in my way of power!"
Jayfeather then spoke up about why Firestar is the Referee.
"Because he understands the Warrior Code more than anyone else does, and he also has the ability to see, unlike me."
"Dang, Brambleclaw! Why'd you say that Firestar should be cohost?"
"Because the Announcer asked him into it? Plus, he's the hero, so why shouldn't he?"
"What do you mean he's a Hero?"
"He is Thunderclan, after all, and what was Father thinking about inviting Bloodclan to the old forest?"
"Does that still give you any excuse to support him?"
"Then why did you support Tigerstar?"
"GRRR!"
The 2 half-brothers started arguing, only for Mothwing to interfere and shut them up.
"Sheesh, bro! Why did Mr Speaker Box put you, me, Father, Tawnypelt, and Brambleclaw on the same team even though we're on opposite ends of the spectrum?"
"Because he likes to annoy others?"
"Yeah. Maybe, after seeing how he treats Needle and Needytail—"
"DON'T CALL ME NEEDYTAIL!" Needletail heard Hawkfrost's behind-her-back insult, and slapped him for it.
"All of you! Stop fighting! Sheath you claws, too, since the game will start soon!"
"Okay. Who will be Goalie?"
"I was thinking Brambleclaw, since he is the most loyal to the Warrior Code, but if you have some other ideas, then tell me."
"BRAMBLECLAW!?"
"Stupid furball! I knew we shouldn't have been on the same team!"
"Why not? He's a great cat and deputy who doesn't kill unless necessary, and has only killed 2 other cats…" Tawnypelt supported the decision to make Brambleclaw the goalie, pointing at Hawkfrost when she referred to who Brambleclaw killed, before Bracelety interrupted her.
"GO, HAWKFROST!" A cyan bracelet suddenly appeared out of nowhere, suddenly obsessed with Hawkfrost.
"Since when were you invited, Bracelety?"
"Because he's in love with ICE CUBE!"
"No. I had feelings for Ivypool, not Ice Cube from BFDI."
"With THAT traitor? Really?"
"Aw, Seriously?"
"Shut up, David!"
"Anyways, about Brambleclaw, do you agree with me, Mothwing?"
"I dunno, since when was the last time Brambleclaw killed?"
"Uh, to fill the Fresh-Kill pile, duh."
"Duh! Of course you would! That's part of the Warrior Code to kill prey so we can eat it!"
An upside-down Ivypool then fell from the sky and immediately died from the impact when she touched Brambleclaw. Feeling the painful impact on his back, he immediately regretted it, not knowing that she would've died anyways due to being so fragile.
"Darnit, Brambleclaw! Look who just died!" Hawkfrost complained about his love interest suddenly dying.
"She probably would've died anyways since she's so fragile and she fell from a great height."
Dirtplace Cam
Brambleclaw — "I feel sorry for Ivypool, and we will hold vigil for her afterwards. Considering how many times Bubble and Ice cube were easily killed within BFDI, then I'd say, maybe. How would I know she was so fragile?"
Ivypool — "No need to feel sorry. The announcer bought us Recovery Centers, so death is cheap, until the show is over."
Brambleclaw — "Okay, Nevermind the vigil since she's resurrected so quickly after her apparent death. How is that possible, since I thought he only bought recovery centers for the Dark Forest and Starclan cats?"
"Now, since InfernoClan already picked a goalie, we have to pick one, too!"
"Aw, Seriously?"
"Stupid Twoleg! You're not even a contestant!"
"How about Bluestar?" A big, poorly-drawn purple Twoleg face came in and suggested that idea.
"Thanks— Wait, are you a Twoleg?"
"Do I have 2 legs? No, so why are you calling me that if don't even have limbs to begin with?"
"Because you look like a poorly-drawn Twoleg face, except you're purple. Who would even design such a thing in the first place?" Scourge insulted Purple Face, and Spottedleaf joined in.
"GRRR—" *CHOMP!* Purple face then got annoyed, and ate Scourge for the insult.
"HEY, that wasn't nice, Purple Face!"
"Finally, someone said my name!"
"So that's what your name is, Purple Face? And aren't you supposed to be with the Recommended Characters?"
"I'm not a CAT!"
"Sorry, Purply Head. Lionblaze is right, and I'll fling you if you don't go."
Jayeather then activated the Sender Scoop Thrower and Purple Face was flung to the Recommended Character stands. So was Bracelety, who was holding a huge 'GO HAWKFROST!' sign.
"GO, HAWKFROST!"
"You should be back in YoyleLand, where your primary idol is."
Dirtplace Cam
Hawkfrost — "Since when did this giant bracelet come up and immediately idolize me? She doesn't even know how violent this could get! And I already chose someone I love, and it's definitely NOT an Ice Cube, of all things, and especially not that bracelet who's obsessed with both me, some Twoleg dog, and that Ice Cube. I think Ice Cube will just kill me again and again!"
"So, who should be goalie? With only 1 cat able to be that role, we must pick carefully."
"Who do you think, Bluefur?"
"It's Bluestar, mouse-brain!
"Well, Lionblaze can't lose in battle, and this is effectively a battle, so I think he should be goalie."
"Then Lionblaze, it is."
"YES!"
After both teams chose their goalies, Firestar blew the whistle indicating the start of the game.
"Okay, in 3, 2, 1, START!"
Bluestar got the kickoff, sending it flying towards InfernoClan's goal, only to be intercepted by Hawkfrost, who sent it hurling towards the other team. Passing it on to Mapleshade, the she-cat then scored a goal, catching Lionblaze off-guard.
"Darnit!"
For the next free kick, Scourge kicked it towards the goal, and would have scored if it wasn't for Brambleclaw, throwing it across the field. Spottedleaf then intercepted the ball and scored, much to Tigerstar's annoyance.
"FOOL! You should've blocked it before she scored!"
"We already have 1 point, so why should it matter if we got the kickoff?"
Hawkfrost was silent, unable to pick which side to chose. The kickoff started, and Tigerheart kicked it towards the opponent's goal, only for Lionblaze to intercept it, throwing it not too far from the goal. Hollyleaf then went there and scored.
The next kickoff was pretty straightforward, with Whitestorm kicking it, then Tawnypelt intercepted it like an ambush attack, passing it to Hollyleaf who got past a defending Barley and scored… Again, catching Lionblaze off-guard and giving InfernoClan another point.
The next kickoff, however, didn't go so well because Tigerstar unsheathed his claws and mauled Lionblaze for 'Being Goalie'. Of course, he fought back, but failed because his power was revoked after Omen of the Stars. Everyone else on Infernoclan shot glares at him.
"FOUL!" Minus 1 point for InfernoClan!"
The next 3 goals were the same, but no cat was aware of the timer, which is almost at the last 10 seconds. Hydroclan had no time to score, meaning that they lost the challenge.
"Beep boop. Time is up!
"And InfernoClan wins the challenge!"
"Yay!"
"Turns out my powers don't work well here."
"Yeah. Too bad they don't."
Chose your vote!
[A]: Barley
[B]: Bluestar
[C]: Brook Where Small Fish Swim
[D]: Cinderheart
[E]: Crowfeather
[F]: Lionblaze
[G]: Purdy
[H]: Scourge
[I]: Spottedleaf
[J]: Stormfur
[K]: Whitestorm
"Sorry we lost!"
"It's okay, Cinderheart. Better luck next time!"
"But what if one of US gets eliminated!"
"That, I don't know, but it seems scary."