Think of this as s first draft, Ineed to finish it so one day when i edit it I'll have an easier time. As far as I know this is the first of its kind. I realize it's a weak ship but I've already dedicated myself to this so it's happening. Enjoy.

Retsuko sat at her desk working, she had a smile on her face, her boss walked by and stared at her, he got right in her ear and breathed, Retsuko stopped a minute as she nervously looked to the side he was breathing.

"Why are you so happy, Calendar?"

"I-I have a vacation coming up…."

"Oh really? Well, last I checked you had a bunch of papers to work."

"But- but-"

"You're not on vacation yet so wipe that smirk off your face before I wipe it off myself."

"Yes sir…." She said meekly. She could not wait until her vacation, this was her last day, after this it was vacation time.

She got up for a break and while walking through the hall got stopped by Tsunoda, "hey Retsuko, I heard you're going on vacation, where to?"

"Well I was thinking about a nice relaxing time at home."

"Really? You can't do that, you only get one vacation a year!"

She thought about it and realized she was right. She thought about it all day and booked a flight for Taiwan. She packed her things and was at the airport, however she wasn't paying attention and got on the wrong flight. When she arrived she looked around and realized this looked nothing like Taiwan. "Um…." some fat ugly things came up and took her luggage and waddled off towards a spiraling mountain with a big sign that said Spiral Mountain Hotel. The sign was moldy crooked and chipped, cracked even.

"How? How did I end up at the wrong place?" She whined as she walked off, she was hoping she'd be able to get s flight back home before her vacation was over. She slowly followed the things carrying her things, up the spiral mountain and to a bridge. She watched as they crossed it and walked in through the entrance, she found a big green man behind a desk, he was twice her size and had a deformed face. His name tag said Klungo.

"Hello maam welcome to Spiral Mountain Hotel, does maam have reservation?"

"Um, actually I'm in the wrong place, I need to get home and-"

"NO HOME, MAAM BOOK ROOM AND GIVE KLUNGO MONEY SL MISSSTRESS WILL NOT BEAT HIM!" he roared at her.

"Okay." She said meekly on the verge of tears after being yelled at. She gave him her credit card and he swiped it and handed it back to her, "I really hope my credit card isn't hacked….." His hand touched hers, his skin was slimy, and she realized he smelled like a dead animal. She gagged a bit as she put her credit card back into her purse. Klungo show maam to room. He waddled from behind the desk and Retsuko followed him up some stairs and to a mold-covered door. He jiggled it to no avail and ended up punching it down. In anger "DOOR OPEN NOW! There maam go. Room all set." He gave her a pair of keys and put the door back up and nailed it shut and walked off.

"Wait, you just nailed it shut, how do I get in?!" She cried.

"Use key." He said as he walked out of sight.

She used the key and unlocked it but couldn't open it because it was nailed shut.

"Seriously?" She said to herself annoyed.

First chapter done, hope you enjoyed next chapter shows Banjo and Kazooie, not sure when they'll meet, maybe next chapter or the chapter after that, hope you enjoyed and happy Thanksgiving guys.