The Slytherin Swedes

A/N: Long time no see…Varg has been lazy…Sorry!

"That would be all…" Sanna and Petra lowered their wands as Sanne entered the door carrying a pile of lumpy looking records.

"Are you finished with the spells?"

"We think so, Petra check the list" Sanna pushed some long blonde strands away from her face. Petra picked up a long parchment from one of the dusty desks and ran her finger along with it.

"Yep, it's all but we might have to re-do the antisoundproofspell in a few hours…"

"Did you know that it was a house-elf who invented that spell? His master was a marathon speaker and used to hold speeches for about twelve hours and people just put up a soundproofspell and went to sleep or played cards or something. So the house-elf made an antisoundproofspell for his master, who, of course, got the honour since it was before 1832 when the fact that house-elves possessed stronger powers than wizards was not acknowledged. It was actually..."

"Shut up, Sanna!"

"I thought it was interesting!"

"Yeah, but you're weird"

"That's true", Sanna admitted and started poking on the recorder with her wand.

"Sanne, stop giggling or there'll be no surprise!" Petra whispered and elbowed her friend in the side. As she nervously looked around in the Great Hall where the Hogwarts students were eating breakfast.

"Well, they don't know what I'm giggling about. And from the look on your face I'd say they think it's because of you looking funny", Sanne choked. Petra was about to answer when Sanna looked up and with a stern look she whispered,

"Alright, be normal now! Three, two, one…" Suddenly the whole hall was filled with music and a chirpy voice sang loudly about how her mother wanted to know when her daughter was going to live her life right and she had answered 'girls just want to have fun'. All around in the hall the students looked up from where they sullenly had contemplated the day before them, Monday of all pains, and started to look around in search for the responsible person. Everywhere a reflection of the same surprise as in their own faces met them. As on cue the students turned towards the headmaster who shrugged and Petra swore later that she had seen a smile behind the white beard.

"Oh, my stomach hurts! Did you see McGonagall's face when she realized she would have to teach with 'I wanna dance with somebody' as background? Merlin!"

"I thought the best was when Flitwick gave up trying to make a soundproof charm and started humming in tune with Tony Basil in 'Mickey'"

"I liked Sinistra's dance!"

"You think we should turn it off now?"

"Nah, it stops by itself at twelve"

"It's four hours until twelve"

All the answer she got was two maniac laughs.

"Alright I get it. Stop it, you sound like drowning ducks! Let's dance instead!"

"Who picked this song?" Petra stopped dead in the middle of a pirouette.

"Me did!" Sanna said and sang loudly "I want candy, I want candy!"

The door banged open and Draco Malfoy entered.

"Turn it off!"

"I know a guy who's tough but sweet, he's so fine he can't be beat?" Sanna kept singing and spun as she innocently regarded the upset boy in the doorway.

"We haven't done anything. We're just as annoyed with this as everyone else", Petra declared but the point was totally lost as Sanne joined Sanna in the middle and chorused,

"You're the guy, what the doctor ordered, so sweet you make my mouth water" Petra shrugged and smirked at the Malfoy.

"Stop being so boring and high and mighty. Come and dance!" Sanna called happily and blinked at him knowing fully well that he would say NO. Sanne started laughing at his appalled face and Petra frowned.

"Have you ever done something totally crazy in your life?" she asked.

"Of course not!" Sanne sobered up from being a shaking heap on Sanna's bed.

"NEVER?"

"Malfoys don't…" The three girls exchanged looks and nodded.

"We still have three and an half hour."

"Candy on the beach, there's nothing better but I like candy when he sluffs his sweater" Sanna dragged him into the room as Sanne sent a locking charm on the door.

"This was…" He began and three voices cut in.

"Fun?"

"Crazy?"

"The best day of your life?"

"…completely undignified." He finished and simultaneously, three pillows hit him.

"Surrender, Malfoy, we're three and you're just one, admit that you had a fun night!"

"Alright, alright! I guess it was a bit entertaining!"

"Ha!" Sanna burst out from her place on his knees and Sanne nodded where she sat at his right arm. Petra occupied the left.

"Can I leave now? And when does this ear-torture stop?"

"No. And behave or we'll make it last the whole term!"
"And we'll sell the only thing that helps for escaping it – expensive!" He tried to rise but was firmly nailed to the floor by the three girls.

"What is it?" He groaned as a particularly loud version of Footloose began.

"Earplugs!"

"He really wanted those earplugs."

"Yeah, this will cover our chocolate fund for three months, at least!" Petra had started to calculate as fast as Draco Malfoy had disappeared through the door contently deaf and with two extra pairs of earplugs in his pocket.

"Think we should have told him how he looked?"

"Nah, he'll discover it."

"But will he get over it?"

"Maybe. Anyway we could just remind him that he dances awfully good to 80's music if he complains."

Their laughs mixed with the last song of the day, 'The Best' and Tina Turner's voice lulled them to sleep.

A/N: Lol. At least we think this is funny.