-1Before you read!
This chapter contains shonen-ai…well this whole fic does. ; But this chapter has mentions of a sexual scene, although it isn't too graphic. So if that bothers you…perhaps skip the last few paragraphs?
Note: This chapter was originally written by my partner in crime, Tasuki, and edited/typed by moi. So credit her for this :D (unfortunately she doesn't have account )
Chapter 2
Ante Mare
Sasuke smiled up at Kiba, wrapping one arm around his neck and bringing the other to a pocket on his dress. "Ne, Kiba-kun, this note states you gave me chocolate and this darling dress!" He glanced down getting lost in the bright colorful patterns.
Meanwhile, Naruto could only stare, wondering what to say. Eventually he spoke up. "Sasuke, you ok? Your eyes look a little weird."
Sasuke was still for a moment, then turned, stood up and began to thrust his hips, arms in the air singing. "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!" Naruto's jaw dropped, eyes widening.
Due to the clamor, Kiba looked up from the letter to see Sasuke gyrating his hips in tune. "OH DEAR GOD. Let's get you out of here right now before anyone else sees you like this!" The dog boy downed his drink with haste, threw some money on the bar and stood up, grabbing the insane Uchiha in a hurry. They dashed to Sasuke's apartment, for it was closed to the raamen bar, and Kiba couldn't stand to be seen by his proud mother or sister with the maniac.
Hiding behind the fence outside the Ichiraku Raamen, a slight snicker and the clicking of the camcorder-off button could be heard. "This is gonna be good!" thought Kisame. He needed to save the battery for things to come.
Kiba finally reached Sasuke's home, throwing the crazed Uchiha, who currently thought he was a cat, into the house.
"Nyaao!" he cried as he landed hard upon the wooden floor. "Kiba-kun, I am a kitty. Don't you want to chase me?"
The other's teeth clenched together, a wolf like snarl forming on his face. "Listen. I do not want to chase you. Go-" He all of a sudden felt a daze over himself, and his head began to spin. His vision faded in and out, when his eyes fell on Sasuke. But, instead of the regular angst prince, he saw a darling cat boy, sporting ears and a tail. Kiba glanced down at his hands, only to find fuzzy paws instead. "What the- …huh. I guess I'm really a dog now." He grinned. "Guess I should chase you then, eh Sasuke?" He dashed towards the now frightened 'Kitty-suke' at full speed.
"Mraooo!"
From behind the bushes, flashes emitted from a camera and snickering we audible.
"This is the best idea ever Itachi-sama!" Kisame giggled as he set up the TV outside the house. Wires attached to several cameras lovingly placed inside the house (including bathrooms and bedrooms n) ran out the partially cracked sliding door and hooked up to the monitor where the Akatsuki members were sitting.
Finished with the hook ups, Itachi appeared next to his little fish bitch. "So they're quite a pair, huh?" He watched as his brother was man handled by the dog boy.
"Mmm…yes Itachi-sama. Seems it's making you happy too, my little candy man."
Itachi looked over at the queer fish thing, a slight glare in his eyes. "What the hell do you mean, you horny slice of salmon?"
A grin spread across Kisame's face as he placed his hand on the large lump on the Uchiha's jacket. "Well, is that a kunai or are you just happy to see me?" He leaned in for a kiss and possibly more, only to meet metal.
"Kisame you dumb ass, it IS a kunai."
Embarrassed, he looked away, blushing slightly. "Oh…I see." There was a pause. "Hey, Itachi?"
The raven haired psycho turned to face him. "What is it my little California roll?"
Kisame then reached a hand out to his lover's cheek, placing it gently on him and began to sing. "I'll take you to my candy shop, I'll let you lick my lollipop, keep going 'til you hit the spot…"
"Woah." They both exclaimed in unison, both complexions flushing to crimson.
"You know that song always gets to me. But…last time I licked your lollipop it tasted like caviar."
Kisame balled up his fist and turned away. "Itachi, you stupid bastard, I couldn't help it! I was in heat!" he blurted out and began to sob.
Noticing that he'd hurt his partner's feelings, Itachi scooted closer to the sexy shark bait. "Hey look, I'm sorry baby. I love caviar!" He slowly began to trail his fingers against the blue skin exposed by Kisame's opened trench coat.
Wiping away his tears, shark man looked into the other's eyes. "You…you mean it?"
He nodded and began to kiss Kisame passionately.
"Oh Itachi-sama, you make me feel like a virgin all over again!" He joyously revealed as he was slowly laid onto his back, jacket removed. Itachi smirked as he took his time traveling downward on his shark bitch, who currently smelled like fresh nori on a delicious piece of sushi. It turned him on like a young lesbian who'd just found naked pictures of Anko. (Not that he was! -wink wink-)
"I want to hear you beg bitch!" he growled as he unzipped Kisame's pants.
"Oh, please Itachi-sama! I need my hook in your mouth! My tadpole in your nice pond to lie in! My eel needs your cave to hide in!"
"Good boy." Was the last thing he heard before he was engulfed by his controlling master.
All Itachi could think of was the ocean waves breaking against the roof of his mouth as Kisame exploded inside of him. He smiled, until the screen caught his eye. "Shit Kisame! Clean up and tuck in your calamari, Sasuke and Kiba aren't on any of the screens!" Before the fish man could even sit up, the Uchiha was gone.
Alone in the yard with over 34 TV screens, he hummed 'Candy Shop' to himself.
Fin.
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