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Beast boy: Ten things I love about you.

RaexBB. Beast boy's POV. But like the title says: BB makes a list of ten things he loves about Raven. This chapter is odd and pointless.

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Hmm...lets see. Ten things I love about Raven. Dude, where do I start? From number ten I guess...okay.

10) She's always suspicious.

Its kinda cute the way she looks when she's suspicious of me...or anyone. She must think I'm some kind of nut or somethin'. Just because I eat nothing but tofu, doesn't mean that I'm a freak. Maybe she should be suspicious of Starfire! I mean, that girl drinks like, fifty bottles of mustard a day! That just isn't normal! Or maybe she should suspect Robin. He wears a mask! What does he have to hide anyway? Has he robbed a bank! Are his eyes red? Does he even have eyes! Or maybe he just thinks the mask is cool. Yeah, that's probably it. Cyborg! What does he have to hide? Um...I don't even think he does, so why would Rae be suspicious of him if he has no secrets? Ooh! Maybe because he always wins at video games! How does he do tha...oh. I have bad hand-eye cordination. Other wise I could always win! So, nope; Cy has nothing to hide. But I still love it when Raven is suspicious.

9) She's smart.

Its kind of nice to have a really smart girl around. Its nice when I don't understand something, she'll explain it to me. I'm not saying I'm stupid, I'm just saying that she's smarter. She's always reading those big books with the big words in them! Those things have a bagillion pages in them! And really big words too! Like...like...I can't even pronounce those words...that's how big they are. Heh heh. I love that about her, too.

8) She listens to my jokes.

Raven is the only one who even bothers to listen to my jokes. Not even Starfire listens! Raven hates my jokes (or does she?), but at least she listens...everyone else kinda tunes out. I dunno; maybe Rae likes my jokes, but she always gets mad when I tell one. Er...maybe she just has anger management issues. She's kinda cute when she's mad, though...heh.

7) She's Goth.

I always used to think Goths were sorta creepy, but Raven is a really cool one. She is dark and has a dry sense of humor. And its kind of funny in a way. She's always sarcastic and its sorta amusing. She always wears black and TONS of eye shadow and mascara, and personally, I don't think she needs it. Just between us, she's pretty without all that junk. Although, she could grow her hair a little longer. I like it the way it is, I guess.

6) She wears a cape.

Oh come on! How many chicks wear a cape? Seriously! Robin wears a cape, so, whoop-de-tap dancing-doo for him. But Raven looks cool in a cape, though. Kinda creepy, but cool. Whenever she puts her hood on theres a shadow that covers most of her face. Pretty interesting if you ask me. My hoods never did that! Maybe she has a magic hood or something. Well, she is from some other dimension thingy. Hmm...I'll have to ask her about that sometime.

5) Um...oh yeah! She isn't a girly-girl.

I'm not saying I hate girly-girls, but they always fret over if they spent enough time on their hair or if their teeth are white enough. Rae doesn't do any of that. The only thing that worries her the most is if she has a chance to run before I tell a joke. Actually, everyone does that. Sooooo...that one doesn't count. Hehe.

4) She'll play video games with me if I ask enough times.

Okay, so maybe she doesn't exactly get into the game. Truthfully, she just kinda sits there wiggling her fingers around the buttons lifelessly. But its still fun to know that she has at least one percent interest! That has to count for something! Right? Whatever. She's like, the only person I can ever beat at video games. I can't even beat Starfire! I never even told her how to play Mega-monkeys...oh. Robin probably told her. Haha...they totally like each other. Its almost sickening how obvious they are! Can't they just smooch and get it over with already? Er...back to Raven. I like that about her; the whole kicking her butt at video games thing. Funner than it sounds. Especially when you always lose to a robot dude and a guy who smells like cheap hair gel. So when you always lose like that, its a nice change.

3) She'll always sample my food.

Whenever I cook, she'll be polite and sample it. Uh...not so polite after words. She sorta shouts and blows up every light bulb in the house. According to her, I'm a bad joke teller, cook, and video game player. A.K.A., she totally digs me. Girls always mean the opposite of what they say...sometimes. Raven always seems to mean it when she tells me to go away and leave her alone.

2) She'll always get me what I want for Christmas.

Whether its a Game Station 3000 or a counting monkey, I can always count on Raven to get it. I wish I could do the same for her, but my wallet isn't as big as Richie Rich's is. That's Robin, by the way. I've seen how many times he's wrecked his R-cycle! I'm not blind! It takes lots 'o money to fix those things! And he DID used to work with 'ol bat boy in a mansion over in Gotham. GAH! Why do I keep talking about everybody else? What is this girl doing to me? I just love everything about her.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE! Okay. Here is the thing I love about Raven the most:

1) She doesn't kill me whenever I kiss her. Now you gotta love her for that.

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Ugh! This chapter turned out horribly. But I wrote it in a few minutes, so, that's probably why...heh heh. Uh...hope you like it anyway. This story is kind of like a mix between "10 ways to annoy Misty" and chapter three of this series...both stories by me, thank you very much. : ) Please send flame free reviews! Thanks!

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