Feb 6
9:45
So I talked to Sharpay last night for an hour. She says David is her cousin so she hopes that David and Ryan aren't uh…dating (that's hard to say when you talk about 2 guys). But Ryan wasn't all we talked about. In fact, we talked more about Robyn. Let me just say, I can see a cat fight brewing up in the near future. Sharpay sounded like she wants to strangle Robyn. She even said Robyn approached her yesterday and asked if she could have the understudy part for my part in the musical, which already belongs to Sharpay. But I am totally tired so I'm going to sleep! Goodnight.
Feb 7
After School
Okay I can honestly say that of all lunchtime dramas, nothing can beat the day everyone admitted their guilty pleasures AND spilled nachos all over Sharpay. But today, sure does come close. And there was a lot more food then nachos!
I was coming out of the lunch line (with nachos heehee) and heard Robyn bragging about her new Dooney and whatever designer bag, when Christy, one of the cheerleaders starts talking about her bigger and better bag. This ticks off Robyn and she twirls her conditioned hair and stomps off into another line. Well, she never made it to the next line because Sharpay just happened to notice her and right away I knew Sharpay was up to something. I looked down hoping to hide from the drama, but ended up noticing Sharpay's newly pedicured foot casually stretch out at the same time Robyn was walking by. Coincidence? I think not! Robyn fell flat on her face and broke a heel in the process. Yikes. But hey, I couldn't help but laugh. Neither could Sharpay. She struts away like a model on a catwalk thinking her drama was over with. Boy was she wrong. Robyn bolts up, adjusts her mini-skirt, pulls out her mirror and checks her hair, applies some foundation, flips her hair, and is finally ready to take Sharpay DOWN! And let me say this, I hate Robyn big time but man she is the fastest runner I've ever seen in high heels! I have to give her credit for that. When she makes it to Sharpay, the cat fight begins. Sharpay says "Um excuse me? Is there a reason why your Prada shoes are missing a heel? Because that is just T-A-C-K-Y tacky." Right away Robyn replies…
"Like for real? You seriously need to step up your style. Your brother has better fashion sense then you do sweetheart. Here… this might help." All of a sudden the whole cafeteria was watching as Robyn's low fat salad with Thousand Island dressing splat on Sharpay's shirt. Did I mention Thousand Island dressing is orange? And Sharpays shirt is white? Yikes again. Troy and Chad walk up behind me and say: Robyn 1 Sharpay 1. They seriously are keeping score! What is it with guys and cat fights? Anyways sadly that wasn't the end of it. Sharpay smirks in her 'Omg I'm so hotter then you look' and says
"Here's this for style." Then Sharpay pours her fruit punch ALL onto Robyn's head. "Hope you like red highlights." Haha go Sharpay. Hmm red highlights sound good for my hair right about now. Woops off topic. Sharpay 2 Robyn 1. I decided maybe I should interfere because I didn't see any administrators anywhere! So I said,
"Hey um don't you think it's kinda worthless to spend so much cash on your designer clothes, then spill food all over it?" It sounded sweet, I even gave them an innocent smile. But Robyn looked at me and said, "Oh you're Troy's sister! Man you sure didn't inherit his looks." Woah where did that come from? Troy obviously heard because he came jogging up and said. "Well apparently Robyn you inherited your looks from Michael Jackson except I think you've had more bad plastic surgery jobs. You should have told me you two were related!" The cafeteria bursts into laughter, I couldn't help but blush because that was the funniest, sweetist thing a guy has done for me. Boy did Robyn get dissed. Sharpay 2 Robyn 1 Troy 5042961376514405 I think we have an obvious winner. After what seemed like forever, the lunch bell rang and it was time for class. What a relief. Oh and did I not predict the cat fight?