Dear Peeves,
You better not be Peeves; he ows me 10 gallones. So what is this thing you have with James Potter, what he do? And what he does is strictly professional for Snape- he diserves it! The girl is Lily Evans, I love her to death; and that guy you described sounds alot like me and Lily... Tha'd be wierd... Your a bookworm? That's okay. I like egg, and table, and Sirius Black gave me way to much sugar. G2G, only 3 1/2 more months...
I like Love, Dued
Dear Dued,
I don't mean to offend you; Is James a friend of yours? He is the guy I love! Tell me about Lily, Me and her are like the best friends of all time; I love her too, she's awsome. Yeah I am a bookworm, and go ahead and laugh at me... I don't care about Snape deserving it; I never see him doing anything wrong, its always Potter! You know Sirius? Don't get me wrong, but I think if Potter spent less time aroung him; maybe he wouldn't be such a man- whore; and/or Jerk; He's brilliant and all, but he's a bully! No offence of course.
Peeves
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