Again, I am terribly sorry for the short chapter last time. Rushing is never good. Glad some people liked it though! Yes, very glad. And if you haven't noticed, this story might have a bit of humor in it…or at least pathetic attempts at humor. This story is serious, but I will go sane if there is no humor. So I hope you like it, and tell me if I should take a bit of it out cause either it sucks, or it doesn't fit the story! Thanks.

Missing--DevilsLittleSister

Alone in her office, Tsunade began to cry again. She knew that Sasuke and Naruto were going to go look for Sakura whether they had her permission or not. She didn't want to lose all 3. She didn't care much for Sasuke; she doesn't really know him that much. But Naruto she loved like a grandchild.

She took out a picture from her desk. It was the Team 7 picture from a while ago; she had stolen it from Kakashi. Sakura still had long hair then. She looked so young. She surely has matured more both physically and mentally. Naruto still looked the same as he did, while Sasuke actually looked colder. She smiled to herself. He had also matured to.

She put the picture away and let out a long sigh. "Damn kids." She looked to the door when someone rudely burst it. It was Mikado, a chunin about 15 years old. Her black eyes looked serious, though she was known for the trickster type. "What is it?"

Mikado looked at Tsunade. "Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto have left Konoha village."

Tsunade closed her eyes and sighed. Why must they do this to her? Make her worry about them night and day? God damn it why cant they be good little ninjas, and do what their told?

"Very well," She opened her eyes and met Mikado's confused stare. "If they don't return in one week, send an ANBU team after them." She closed her eyes again.

"But what if they are in danger?" Mikado asked, still not getting what's going on. "What if that Uchiha Itachi got to them? Or Orochimaru?"

'For a 15 year old chunin, she sure knows a lot…where is she getting this information? Probably because almost everybody knows…but that's not the point.' Tsunade got up and straightened some papers on her desk. "I know where they are going and what they are doing. Right now, I will let them continue."

Tsunade turned around and looked out the window. Worry lines creased across her face. 'Come home safe.'

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Sasuke and Naruto jumped through the trees to the spot they last saw Sakura. It was near 3 o'clock in the morning, and they had secretly left Konoha. They knew Sakura was out there somewhere. And if she wasn't, they wanted to know for sure.

"Sasuke, are you sure you know where you're going?" complained Naruto. "I mean, all forests look the same. Big and with trees…"

Sasuke, who was now very annoyed by Naruto whining, didn't say anything. He kept his eyes on the…road? Sense when did they get on a road. He was sure they were just jumping through the trees. "Genjutsu." He told himself.

"Wha-WHOA we're on a road!" Naruto shouted rather loudly. Kunai and shuriken flew out of all directions as bandits appeared. They seemed to be a little…odd.

The one, who appeared leader, had deep purple eye shadow and pink eyes. His outfit was a kimono with bright colored designs. The obi was bright orange. The others were dress in a similar fashion. One would get the impression that they were all gay.

"Hey, the cutie with the chicken hair, give us all you got." Demanded the leader in a smooth voice. "Or I will violate you and give you nightmares for the rest of your life."

Sasuke didn't say anything. Disgusted yet, slightly amused, he took out a kunai from his pouch and smirked.

Pissed off, Naruto also took out a kunai. 'WHY IS SASUKE ALWAYS GETTING THE ATTENTION?' He yelled in head. 'Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke! ITS ALL GETTING OLD!' Naruto noticed the smirk on Sasuke face, and got a deranged mental image. 'Hehe, I bet Sasuke is enjoying this attention from the guys. I KNEW he was gay.'

"Naruto." Came Sasuke's cold voice.

'Shit! Did I say that out loud? Did he hear me?' Naruto looked to Sasuke and chuckled nervously. "Yes Sasuke?"

Sasuke put his kunai away and walked ahead. "Take care of these guys. I'll go set up camp."

"Oh come on pretty boy, come and play with us awhile!" complained the leader

Sasuke kept walking, apparently not hearing what the man said. He walked until he came up to a small clear area by the stream. 'Naruto should handle them,' he thought to himself as he started a fire. 'Besides, Naruto isn't one to be pushed around…especially by gay men.'

He started out by taking all the necessary things for building a fire, and put them all in one place. He put stone around the edge of the fireplace, only you can prevent forest fires. He did his special fire jutsu to light it. 'There.'

"Excuse me," came a female voice behind him.

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Naruto patted his hands on his pants. 'Gay cooties!' All the men lay on the ground, unconscious, or dead. Naruto didn't intend to hurt them…until one of them groped his butt. Then he went mad and insane.

He looked over them all. "Jerks."

Naruto followed up the path that Sasuke went up. Looking down on the ground, he suddenly felt Sakura's presence! …But it seemed a little darker, not happy, and almost psychotic. He ran up the road as fast as he could.

He came to the campsite not to long after he started running. Sasuke was not the only person there however. A girl, with chestnut hair reaching just past her shoulders was looking at Sasuke. Her bangs framed her face, and the way they looked, they reminded him of Sakura. Her eyes, blood red, seemed to pierce right through him. She was wearing some sort of black kimono top. Her pants were ripped and torn, revealing her thighs and parts of her behind.

"Who are you?" Sasuke demanded. He eyed the girl. Though they really didn't look alike, she reminded him of Sakura. "What do you want?"

"Pardon me, my name is Hitogoroshi Amanda, but you can call me AJ. I was lost and I was wondering if you could show me the path to the nearest village. My companion and I seemed to have split up; we were supposed to meet at the village of Konoha." AJ said in a tone that almost seemed happy.

Naruto and Sasuke just stared at the girl. Her presence made them scared for some reason. What scared them the most was the birthmark under her eye. It was black, and almost looked like a tattoo.

Naruto was the first one to speak up. "Y-you just go down that way and it should take you down right to Konoha." He looked down the path. "But there are some dead gay guys in the middle of the road…don't pay any mind to them."

AJ looked down the path, then back to Naruto and smiled. "Thanks!"

"Your welcome?"

"I think I'll go play with those dead guys for awhile." She said to no one in particular, and pranced down the path. She turned around however, this time her eyes black as night. "The girl, her body is no longer in this country. Go to Village hidden in the Waterfall." She blinked and her eyes turned back to blood red. "Bye!" she yelled cheerfully. "Dead bodies here I come!"

Once she was out of sight, the haunting feeling disappeared. "Whoa," said Naruto looking down the path. "Talk about necrophilia."

PLEASE READ! The girl AJ, is not a big part of this story whatsoever. I'm still debating if I will put her in there again. I needed her in there for something that will come later on. If you're wondering what her connection with Sakura is, let me know and I will put little hints up that wont be to obvious, but wont be so hard to figure out either. And yes, she is disturbed. (Try to guess who she is based off of ) If you have any fan characters, email me at and give me their stats, description and what not. I need fan characters and I REALLY do not want to make up all of them. They wont play a big part but I need them nonetheless. Thank you for all of those who actually read author's notes and who want to contribute and/or want to humor and act like you want to be nice and answer this note! Thanks! PLEASE REVIEW OR YOUR GUTS ARE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN! On another note, necrophilia is a sexual attraction to corpses. Bye!