"This is so embarrassing..." Pit admitted while looking at himself in the bathroom continuing to fart; tears were pouring from his eyes for it was clear that he couldn't control himself: and that was the last thing he would want to admit to anyone, let alone himself. "...I can't believe I would let my gluttony get to me so much this badly. I can't possibly be this much of a methane monster!"
Pit sighed and took the time to try and not do anything with his bodily functions; he spent a good time just starring directly at himself.
"Maybe if I just don't think about it this whole stinky situation would go away-"
Alas Pit couldn't help but let loose a huge bassy fart that echoed throughout the washroom making Pit cry more for he went into 1 of the restroom's stalls to dump away his fart fueled feelings.