"Why
didn't you save me?" KFE asks.
"How'd you survive?" I
respond sharply.
"I summoned my Vulture brothers from other
mothers" KFE says.
"Lets hijack a car" KFE says as he flies
forward and I follow.
We jump into a car and then see Ereaven in the back seat "Ereaven how'd you live?" We ask, amazed. "I gave the midget a chicken and a tube sock" Ereaven says. So me, KFE, and Ereaven are in the car, KFE driving in a 1846 B.C. Ford Pinto and have loud rap music playing at full blast with the windows down to keep from getting shot. "We need this music in such a black/latino neighborhood!" ,I yell as loud as I can, "and isn't it dangerous for you to be driving KFE?" I continue. "Of course not, the water I chugged might do something though" KFE says as I hear multiple cars screeching as KFE can't reach the brake pedal, the gas pedal is stuck, and is driving in the middle of the road. Not to mention is going 125 M.P.H and rising "I'm illegal in 46 states woohoo!" KFE says as we crash into Luigi. Luckily only Ereaven gets Pwn3d with a capital 3. "Well at least it wasn't my car" KFE says. "Quiet, my yeast is rising" I say as we jump out of the car then the car blows up for no reason.
Then a 14-year-old female gryphon who walks on 2 legs and is the size of a normal 14 year old and such comes out of an inter dimensional time warp and challenges KFE to a race and KFE tells me to race for him."You're such a chicken" I say. "HAWK, I mean EAGLE!" KFE yells. "No, chicken" I continue. "Stop making fun of my brother, I mean mother" KFE says like the idiot he really is. At the race I say "You ready to lose, punk?." "Bring it bitch" Sarim ,the gryphon, says. I stare blankly as I get pwned . "How could you have lost to a girl?" KFE yells. "Shut up, at least I..." "Lost!" KFE interrupts. "I kill you!" I say as I lunge at KFE. "Oh crap" he says as he flies away like a little school girl. "I owned you fair and square...mainly triangular though." Sarim says. "Yeah...here's the $4000 I promised" I say as I hand it over. "I'll join you for your honesty" Sarim says. "Sweet" I respond.