When we reach the top it's very warm so KFE unfreezes. We look in astonishment at the thousands upon thousands of goblin reinforcements running down a mountain (surrounding mountains) and locusts rained down from the sky. So we flee into a nearby deserted inn."We're surrounded" Sarim says regretfully. "True dat home...humans" KFE says. "Well it seems since we're gonna die..." I say as Collette casts "Death" and all the enemies die instantly. "Dang...you got skillz" KFE says.to Collette. "Thank you but we must go" Collette says while blushing at KFE's comment. "I agree" as we step outside and travel 5 feet to the next town. "It looked further on the map..." I say as I get slapped by Sarim. We then get assaulted by mutant grasshoppers and rabid weasels but they kill eachother so we walk forward.
I notice a deep cave so we walk into it. An evil creature that even one glance of it's aura would entoxicate your bodily remains showed up. "It's...it's...FURBY!" I yell as hundreds of Furbys capture us. "Wh...where am I? I ask as I look around and see KFE. "Yo pops where are our homies?" He asks. "I don't know but they are most likely fine" I say. Ninjas appear and we battle with 2-Bit action!
"The...graphics...suck" I say as we run. "Yo at least you wasn't a 'm'!" KFE yells. "That's true...at least mine is my basic shape" I say. "Bush is racist against blacks" KFE concludes. "You're a hawk and what does Bush have to do with a 'm'?" I ask. "A black hawk..." KFE quietly says. "I'm not stealing the murasame next to me...I'm borrowing it with no intention to return it" I say as I grab a murasame blade. "Fight the power G" KFE says. "I'm tired" I say as I eat racist people. "Pac-Man would be proud" KFE says as I walk past him. "Don't leave a brutha hangin" he says as he follows me. Ereaven appears in a mage cloak and owns all with black tornado and becomes a 1337 Haxor, then runs away. "Now that that's over..." KFE says.