"Welcome to level 121 territory, keyword:DARKNESS" ,a computer voice says, "Have a nice day." "My bad, wrong keyword" I say. "Smooth" KFE says angrily. "Our levels combined are 20" I say. KFE simply stares at me blankly. "Oh well" I say as I see a vampiric Valkyrie fused with dwarved spider monkeys that cause chaos in their wake. "Wow" KFE says blankly...again. "You dare enter out territory...noobs?" The monster says which makes the cave quake. "It called you a noob" I say to KFE while grinning. "NOOB?" KFE screeches (Level999999999999999999x99999999999999999999) "YOU DIE!" KFE yells as he smashes the ground destroying all ,except me, then reverts back to normal. "Awesome" I say as I carry KFE in my backpack. As we walk through the cave...a giant wildabeest engulfs Pompeii in a disastrous attack.
As we watch the horror Fox, Krystal, and Slippy materialize with Roffle running away from the wildabeest. "We must kill it!" Slippy yells as he gets eaten. Roffle, Ereaven's brother's mother's son's cousin's great stepaunt's sister's son's son's son runs and hides behind Krystal. "PERV" Krystal yells as she back-hands Roffle. "Owned" I say as KFE snickers and Roffle gets up. "Misa no understand" Roffle says as he summons a zombie Slippy and owns Fox. "Give me one reason not to kill you" Krystal says. "Um...because we didn't do anything wrong...perhaps?" I ask. "Yeah well I guess that's true" Krystal says, lowering the gun. "Well time to pzown some noobs" KFE says as he gets out his "Guide to Pwning Noobs." "What page are you on?" I ask KFE. "9,264" KFE responds, not really caring about what I said. "You noobs and your ways" I say matter-of-factly. "What did you say, punk?" Krystal says, shooting and missing on purpose. "Oh no you didn't" I yelled as I get out my upgraded plasma squirrel launcher. "Crap" Krystal said as she teleported away. "Dangit, and I bought new plasma too" I say as I put away my new launcher. "Dang, thats some fine guns you got there" KFE says, like the noob he really is.